Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco
Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven't even been together for a month. I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Can't they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn't sink. I know, such hate. I can't help it. This is what they do to me.
Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she's smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
Here's more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.
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really and truly, i couldn't give a shite who or what she does these days... i got another "Black Crowes" album out of her divorce, that's all i needed
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Nueticles, uniballs..why by the way would a dog care if he looked ball-less? Did I understand that right? Neuticles have been created for dogs that have been neutered? Ok I'm laughing while I'm typing this - you're taking the piss right?
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from the website -
"Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering."
Fucking priceless! LMAO!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
These bitches bore me. I need a voddie.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Nueticles, uniballs..why by the way would a dog care if he looked ball-less? Did I understand that right? Neuticles have been created for dogs that have been neutered? Ok I'm laughing while I'm typing this - you're taking the piss right?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
I fucking HATED Spinning class.
I couldn't pee for like 5 hours. It sucked. Never again.....hahahahha
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 10:04pm.
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I'd second that. Especially the first long bike ride of the season.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Hey Sock Monkey
i'm torturing my fiance by playing billy corgan's solo album! is that too mean? it's kind of an earbleeder.
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Crank.it.up. Sit back and watch 'em twist in the the wind. lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Manimal, bike seats aren't too vag-friendly either! Everytime I bike I think "my vagina has been through enough!". I sigh, realizing how very true that is.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Those bike seats can be murder on the nutsack, not to mention accidentaly smashing it on that bar on the bicycle. "OUCH"
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Hey Sock Monkey
i'm torturing my fiance by playing billy corgan's solo album! is that too mean? it's kind of an earbleeder.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Lance's ball has had a hard time of it...from constantly being smashed into a bike seat, losing it's friend to cancer, slapping against Sheryl Crow's taint...have some sympathy for poor thing.
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It has its own little helmet. Hey! You gotta protect the one you got left, right?
Hi! Sensimina! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
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Kate is not that pretty. She's average looking to me. I'd still dip her though.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 9:43pm.
If women can get fake funbags, then men can get fake balls. "Neuticles" LOL
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Lance's ball has had a hard time of it...from constantly being smashed into a bike seat, losing it's friend to cancer, slapping against Sheryl Crow's taint...have some sympathy for poor thing.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 25, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Maybe you can't tell which ball was taken, as he probably has a "neuticles" inserted into the side that was taken out. I know you can get neuticles for your dogs, so they don't look neutered. I am sure they can do the same for men who have survived testicular cancer.
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Lance might have a fake ball? Why doesn't that surprise me? Reason for all the ladies?...maybe it vibrates. *shrug*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I am sure they can do the same for men who have survived testicular cancer.
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I don't doubt that many men opt for that choice, rather than uniball it.
They can amazing things these days, no?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by DeeDee on May 25, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Alright sexay hwores, I have to batten down the hatches. Storms are here and the lights are flickering. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, check sheeps backyard. My house will probably be there.
*nalga slaps and chichi shake all around*
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Nite. Nite. DeeDee! *sock monkey smooches*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
www.neuticles.com
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Maybe you can't tell which ball was taken, as he probably has a "neuticles" inserted into the side that was taken out. I know you can get neuticles for your dogs, so they don't look neutered. I am sure they can do the same for men who have survived testicular cancer.
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 25, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Hi Socky!
Maybe the one ball grows into one big uniball.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 25, 2008 - 9:35pm.
LMAO! I'm with Manimal5, one big uniball.
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LMAO! Like Kate's ears...it must be HUGE! His uniball/ego might fit into one of those men panties Beck's been modeling. You know Beck let him try some on..just to get a feel.
Hi! Manimal! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Alright sexay hwores, I have to batten down the hatches. Storms are here and the lights are flickering. If you don't hear from me tomorrow, check sheeps backyard. My house will probably be there.
*nalga slaps and chichi shake all around*
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I'm sorry, that's between him and his tailor.
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What?! I would have expected an explanation a la Cliff Clavin from you. Pfft. You disappoint, Sheeps. *shaking head* lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
LMAO! I'm with Manimal5, one big uniball.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 9:27pm.
Hi Socky!
Maybe the one ball grows into one big uniball.
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PSL -
Even if you cut off all the aforementioned body parts, Wonk would still not have a nice body. Her elbows and knees are sharp and knobby...she is just all wrong. She is very disproportionate and has party hat tits.
Once upon a time, like the first time I saw her mug and before I knew who she was, I thought she had a striking face. Now she doesn't even have that going for her because it's looking more and more beat everytime I see it.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
wanna talk nice smells? ever smell the indian smell of nag shamba? I had a candle, it was so beautiful.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 6:27pm.
I'm sorry, that's between him and his tailor.
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Team Toe
DeeDee & Sheeps -
Just curious. Did he lose his left one or his right one? And would it make a difference in behavior or action?...sort of like right brain - left brain? Right ball - left ball? Creative or logical? *shrug*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
"It's one thing for these divorced/split up famous assholes to get out once in a while, but they're constantly being photographed after traveling somewhere, or on location, or at some event. They're always SOMEWHERE, or en route to somewhere, somewhere opposite of where their kids are. For Chr*st's sake, don't tell me this has NO effect on these kids, being schlepped off to grandmas, or stuck with the nanny, all the time."
True dat!!!! My folks were like this and I'm fucking bananas!!
I will definately omit that part Socky. LMAO @ Lance must have some ball.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 6:13pm.
Lance has some ball
La Monquita tiene chiste!! Too funny.
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Team Toe
Submitted by DeeDee on May 25, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Mmmmm, sandalwood is one of my favorite smells! I think I will try it Socky, thanks! If someone asks me where I got my fabulous smelling dryer sheets, I'll tell them a cute sock monkey on the Internet told me. That's won't get me committed will it?
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Naw! That won't get you committed. Now if you tell 'em I live in a hamper and swing from the chandeliers, have an addiction to Dlisted & liquid softener and kick and bite when things don't go my way...THAT will get you committed. LOL j/k
ON T: Lance has some ball to keep flaunting the ability to get any girl to drop everything to be with him.
Lance should be committed to raising his children and not conquering new poon.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
She was raised by a dumb ho of a mother and she's just as much a dumb ho.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Believe it or not, I think if you chop off her hands, feet and head, Paris's body is beautiful.....from the front. Turn her around and there is only the crack in her back to indicate she actually has an ass.
hehehehe.
She does wear clothes very well. See? I can even admit that about a person I detest.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Mmmmm, sandalwood is one of my favorite smells! I think I will try it Socky, thanks! If someone asks me where I got my fabulous smelling dryer sheets, I'll tell them a cute sock monkey on the Internet told me. That's won't get me committed will it?
Lance should be committed to raising his children and not conquering new poon.
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Submitted by Mrs. Nordy on May 25, 2008 - 5:21pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You got that right!!!!!!!!! Say what you will about Brangelina, (God knows they work my last nerve) but at least they are with their kids all the time.........unlike Kate and Lance the whores!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
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Not to mention that fake titties would look GROTESQUE on her. Even Wonky knows better than to get a pair, though she obviously wishes she had more than a set of mangled nips on bony orange torso.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I feel sorry for her he/she son.......poor little dude, his whore-mother flying off to get her Lady Garden plowed by the bicyclist......
She is rank.......bottow line.......rank!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by DeeDee on May 25, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Yes socky, dryer sheets are manditory in my laundry. That's the only defense I have against the hubby's dutch oven attacks.
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My favorite scent..uh, this week is....White Lavender with a Sandlewood Twist..mmmmm...
ON T: Dumb sluts don't use dryer sheets.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
How fucking annoying and transparent can these two hobags be? UGH..they're the two most shallow, attention-whores out there. Why can't either of them just have a low-key, normal relationship with someone who is NOT famous? Oh, I know why...because it won't get their scabby ugly fucking facing in the tabloids, that's why. I hope they both drown. Seriously. It's not like their kids would even miss them.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 25, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Kate Hudson is totally a butterhead. I can't hate on her tight bod though, she has a really nice ass.
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I agree- she is great shape, has a beautiful ass and legs. But I am proud of her for not buying boobs... and at this point everyone knows she's flat- why bother?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Kate Hudson is totally a butterhead. I can't hate on her tight bod though, she has a really nice ass.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Yes socky, dryer sheets are manditory in my laundry. That's the only defense I have against the hubby's dutch oven attacks.
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I remember Kate saying years ago, on MTV that her brother used to call her "Hammerhead" when she was little, because her eyes are so far apart. Yeah, the ears are REALLY big. I noticed that for the first time a few months ago.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by DeeDee on May 25, 2008 - 8:30pm.
LMAO sock monkey! You're right. Look at all the hair her dumbo flaps hold back!
*giving sock monkey my last Downey dryer sheet*
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Hi! DeeDee!
*deep sniff*..mmmm...niiiice! Last dryer sheet, huh? Uh, you are going to the market soon, right? And you already noted dryer sheets on your list, right?!? lol Don't forget! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 25, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Her ears. They are HUGE!
HAHAHAHA.
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Team Toe
LMAO sock monkey! You're right. Look at all the hair her dumbo flaps hold back!
*giving sock monkey my last Downey dryer sheet*
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Team Toe
Lance just doesn't know what to do with himself since he's retired.
Mrs. Nordy, you took the words right out of my mouth! I was just going to write, how about your son? It's one thing for these divorced/split up famous assholes to get out once in a while, but they're constantly being photographed after traveling somewhere, or on location, or at some event. They're always SOMEWHERE, or en route to somewhere, somewhere opposite of where their kids are. For Chr*st's sake, don't tell me this has NO effect on these kids, being schlepped off to grandmas, or stuck with the nanny, all the time.
Kate looks OLD. Serves her right, being such a damn hoebag. And good luck with that asshole Lance Armstrong, (Good God, Lance F*cking Armstrong??? Her brain's in her damn panties, for sure).
Submitted by DeeDee on May 25, 2008 - 8:17pm.
What does he hold onto when they screw, her collar bones?
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Her ears. They are HUGE! lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~