Two Dumb Sluts In Monaco
Gross. They already annoy the fuck out of me and they haven't even been together for a month. I'm surprised they've lasted this long. Can't they just keep their nastiness indoors and spare us all! Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong arrived in Monaco together for the Formula 1 Grand Prix.
The two sluts bags left their hotel today and got on a boat. Unfortunately, the boat didn't sink. I know, such hate. I can't help it. This is what they do to me.
Kate really needs to spend a few hours in the mirror, examining her laugh. Bitch looks fug when she laughs. She looks like she's smelling a rancid fart that she created. We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
Here's more pics of Kate and Lance skeezing it up in Monaco.
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Umm...Kate...how about taking care of your son? I really don't understand why people have kids and then divorce and start fucking other people!!! Same thing with Lance. He has like 3 kids. How about focusing on them instead of your dick???
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Isn't in more fun to hump a chick with just a little more fat on the bone? What does he hold onto when they screw, her collar bones?
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Submitted by Regina on May 25, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Wow, you're really hateful towards them. I'm sure you wouldn't achieve one quarter of what Lance has ever done in his lifetime.
So true - I haven't even begun my steroid injections.
Kate certainly gets around...it feels like just yesterday she was hanging out with Owen Wilson.
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Regina, if you're talking about asses bounced on, then no, I'm pretty sure MK has never managed those numbers.
If you're talking about bicycling on steroids, then no, thankfully MK has never done that.
I'm sure he's weeping into his pillow about never being the cheating slut that Lance (that isn't his real name, is it?) is and has been.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 7:57pm
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
We all should examine our laughs in the mirror. Shit, I have spent many a night working on my "laugh face," "eating face" and "yawn face."
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God that is so fucking funny. I have no come back. HA HA HA.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 25, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Canada has comedy shows?
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 25, 2008 - 7:54pm.
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Sheeps are you talking about Super Dave from that Canadian comedy show from years ago? Or is there an American Super Dave too?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
I can't decide if Lance looks like Steve Austin or Super Dave.
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Submitted by shandi on May 25, 2008 - 7:46pm.
At first glance, I thought that was Kate Hudson with Lindsay Lohan's dad! Would have made it more interesting, huh?
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From a quick glance he looks like Mr. Lohan.
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Kate needs to do something about that stupid sweater. Ugh!
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Lance Armstrong gets around!
At first glance, I thought that was Kate Hudson with Lindsay Lohan's dad! Would have made it more interesting, huh?
Submitted by stake_spike on May 25, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Something about them also annoys me. I really used to like Kate Hudson too. It's just really skanky to go from one guy to his best friend. Doesn't Lance know it's bros before hos?
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I agree...what a sucky friend.
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Something about them also annoys me. I really used to like Kate Hudson too. It's just really skanky to go from one guy to his best friend. Doesn't Lance know it's bros before hos?
how long before owen wilson attempts suicide or something and kate goes running back to him...
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Where is her little boy in all of this? All you see are pictures of her skanking around. Maybe Goldie Hahn grannie is watching them.
I would think you could empathize with them. After all, is promiscuity prevelant in the gay community?
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Wow, you're really hateful towards them. I'm sure you wouldn't achieve one quarter of what Lance has ever done in his lifetime.