The Hogans Are Excellent Drivers
The Hogans need to be forced off the road already. Forced off the road and thrown in prison, just because. They can all share one cell together in the men's prison, because they are all dudes! Anyway, TMZ reports that Brooke Hogan was involved in a car accident in Florida early yesterday.
Brooke's fugly ass was driving in the center lane of Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while trying to switch lanes. The car hit Brooke's car and pushed her into a concrete wall. The cops say the accident was not Brooke's fault.
I still blame Brooke. The driver in front of her probably caught a glimpse of her fugly fug ass in his rear view mirror and this caused him to lose control.
Shortly after the crash, Brooke posted on her MySpace. Brooke credits her brother and John Graziano for reminding her to always wear a seat belt. As you know, John is still in a vegetative state in the hospital. Brooke wrote:
Seatbelts saved MY life today...
What happened to my brother and our friend John was horrible and very hard for both of our families. But I truly believe my brother and John saved My life and my best friends life.... I don't know if you heard, but my friend and I got into a really bad car accident today ourselves... As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seatbelt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us. It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seatbelts on and they kept us in tight. I have to thank my brother and my best friend John for teaching me an important lesson that saved our lives.
I know that because my family is under a microscope, the turn of unfortunate events are magnified and seem like they just keep on coming...And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces. So please, if youre a supporter, please spread the good around cause its nice to have friends when things go awry. And for the haters, Im sure we're not the only ones you're hurting. I would hope people are never this mean to you because it makes things so much harder......You're human and so are we. Nothing different.
God Bless
~~~Hey this is Brookes friend and passenger, I just wanted to say that Brooke basically saved my life by making me wear my seat belt ....She is such a great friend and a good person! You all should know that! check out what I have to say on my MySpace... I'm on her top friends : La♥La
Brooke has since removed the post. This bitch needs to stay off her MySpace for good, because she's too stupid to realize what the hell she's typing. Sit that bitch in the corner and put a dunce cap on her head.
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Shut your hole, ugly drunk-driving whore.
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She is cute ,but just leave her alone, I saw she is dating on
" LovingRich.com" with a millionaire , seems that she want to start a new ralationship and get over the past
She is cute ,but just leave her alone, I saw she is dating on " LovingRich.c o m" with a millionaire , seems that she want to start a new ralationship and get over the past
I think the key phrase here is : "As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over..."
So basically she is looking at her friend instead of keeping her eyes on the road. I'm not denying that it was good of her to remind her friend, but maybe she wouldn't have crashed the car if she wasn't worried about looking at her friend's seatbelt while driving???
These douchebags try to turn anything into a PR stunt.
She's wearing a fugly sleeping mask on her head
Seatbelts saved HER life.. but does she think of OTHER PEOPLE'S life?
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
@Kathleen, I think she will. I think her 15 minutes are sooo over and that's going to really hurt her. Hell, Gargantua wouldn't even be able to feel a donkey punch anyway. I have to believe she'll be living in a trailer down in Florida one day soon, maybe even attending some $ceno's sermons if we're lucky. Oh, wait, scratch that..She'll be broke and they don't take broke da broke kind.
It sucks to read about Brook because its unlikely that she will get the kick in ass (or horse face or balls) she so richly deserves.
bitch needs to shut up and go away to their holgan exclusive male prison cell!!
I think the perfect punishment for Little Nick should be him being his freind John's personal assistant!!! Let him sit at the bedside day after day, help change diapers, help give him bed baths, help just taking care of someone in a vegitaive state!! If he is sooooooo board just sitting in a room, then by all means, let's give him something to do.
Maybe if he, and the rest of his fucked-up family took responablity for what they've done, maybe people would like them and not be 'hating' on them so much!
As for Brooke......SKANK!!! What else can you say?
Living well is the best revenge.......
gag,gag,barf
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The only thing appropriate for this she-man to be driving is the trannie bus in "Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert"
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on May 26, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Am I the only one that thinks she can't sing worth a lick?
Hardly. Most of us have long since stopped giving consideration to her talent. We're now debating the offensiveness of her very existence.
Yeah, I think she's got some ghetto chrome on there. How ladylike and becoming. This world is going to hell in a handbasket.
*stomps off muttering incoherently*
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I've always considered myself to be a nice person who wears seat belts and does not speed, unlike some people. *cough* Brooke *cough*
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on May 26, 2008 - 1:20pm.
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Papa, you're being too kind..I believe the expression is: She can't sing worth a shit! And even that is putting it mildly.
Am I the only one that thinks she can't sing worth a lick?
What is up with this girl's teeth? Fuck! Chrome, anyone? I'm sorry. I couldn't read anything... the fugliness stopped me cold.
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She she wearing a grill? She IS wearing a grill.
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Did I ever want to acquire the Sixties? No. But I own the Sixties I'll give 'em to you if you want 'em. You can have 'em.-Bob Dylan
And having everyone watching and commenting on our life is extremely hard. If I could stop it I would because it feels terrible. We try to stay away from it but can't help that its shoved in our faces.
Thats why we have our own show on TV, so we can shove what we want you to know in your faces.
Submitted by yiooooooo on May 26, 2008 - 12:50pm.
I use to feel sorry for Brooke but Damn she is such a Dumb ass
i still feel sorry for her... well.. not in the traditional way.... i feel sorry she exists
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I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
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I use to feel sorry for Brooke but Damn she is such a Dumb ass
I don’t really comment much on sites, I just read. But this post has me angry. I have never liked the Hogans. Ever. I never really liked Hulk Hogan when he was actually good at wrestling. I see his family and I really develop a loathing feeling for them all.
I have read many of the Hogan posts on this site, just to see what stupid thing they say or do next. I couldn’t believe a previous post saying how Brooke’s brother was complaining about jail! Yes it may be horrible however I can’t imagine a better place for him.
I wouldn’t go as far to say he deserves what happened to his ‘best friend’. Rather he should have to sit in a room for hours on end, thinking about what happened to his friend and how his family now suffers because they have no son.
Brooke Hogan is just insufferable. She is a man, just like her mother (My opinion). Good, nothing happened to her in the crash. Bad, she goes and talks about it on her myspace blog. Up until her brother got into that horrible wreck, no one gave two shits about this family.
Her myspace blog was just for added attention. She brings up that wreck whenever she can because she is the girl whose brother pretty much killed another boy. Wow, Brooke that is something to be proud of.
Have a good day!
Submitted by Rocket on May 26, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I've heard she's been cast at the female JAWS in the new James Bond movie.
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You heard wrong. She's been cast as the son of JAWS.
This family has too much steriods in their DNA. Send them to live with the Pitts.
The Hogan's are some non-driving mother fuckers aren't they? I don't give a shit if it was her fault of not. I don't know what kind of shit those people are into, but God has laid some pretty heavy shit on them! That, by the way, is a play on Hulk's phone call with his asshole son that was taped in the jail and released to the public.
Yeah, the Hogans are trash through and through. I don't think Brooke is smart enough to have concocted this story herself, I think the Hogans have hired a fixer to try and patch up their public image and advised her to write something like that.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
This whole event was staged so she could point out that she and her friend survived because they were wearing seatbelts. The other driver was a professional driver and friend of the Hogan family. These people are even more evil than any of us imagined.
I've heard she's been cast at the female JAWS in the new James Bond movie.
Words of Wisdom from Brooke.
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"I agree that the Hogans are trash and I will never defend them, but I have to point out that the injured victim did willingly get in the car with a drunk/intoxicated driver, obviously knowing that they were going to street race. Yes, he is the victim here and what happened to him is tragic, however, he does hold some responsibility for his actions. Most people know better than to get into a souped up sports car with a drunk douchebag driving, knowing that they were going to race and then not even put a seatbelt on."
Yes, but even if you're intoxicated, you're not in the right mind frame. Had Nick's parents taught him anything about the dangers of driving drunk, this may not have happened. But then again, how can we expect the Hogans to take responsibility for anything, as The Hulkster bought the kids alchy.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 11:00am
Agreed. Nobody has clean hands in this one. It is fucked up of the Hogans to throw him under the bus, after wrapping him around a light pole, though. Yes, John contributed by putting himself in what was a dangerous situation, but they shouldn't talk shit about him.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 4:00pm.
he does hold some responsibility for his actions.
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The difference is he can no longer defend himself and is being used by this pack of wolves.
I agree that the Hogans are trash and I will never defend them, but I have to point out that the injured victim did willingly get in the car with a drunk/intoxicated driver, obviously knowing that they were going to street race. Yes, he is the victim here and what happened to him is tragic, however, he does hold some responsibility for his actions. Most people know better than to get into a souped up sports car with a drunk douchebag driving, knowing that they were going to race and then not even put a seatbelt on.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
By saying that her severely injured friend "taught" her to wear a selt-belt is the most passive aggressive way of saying that the reason he was injured was as a result of him not wearing a seatbelt...not as a result of her brother drag racing down a slick Florida road.
Ugh, her friend's "accident" that left him brain dead taught her to wear her seatbelt? Um, that's a parent's job. What a fucking moron.
Awful. Just... effin' awful. And I'm only referencing the picture. I have no more words.
Too bad her other grill didn't get effed up.
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Submitted by Pers on May 26, 2008 - 9:28am.
Where is Darwin when you need him?
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Obviously NOT giving the Award to Brooke.
The difference between a person and a celebutard is that your average human usually knows when they should just keep their fucking mouth shut.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
What the hell is in her mouth?
Where is Darwin when you need him?
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I wish someone would steer a remote controlled flying dick into HER face.
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OMG Mike when Joel said deadliest catch I almost died laughing...on topic Brook Hogan should NEVER take close up pictures i mean NEVER
I just want to know...how do these ignorant ugly trashy tacky people get so much wealth, and me and the vegetable don't.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 10:17am.
There IS, Kizzy, if said white girl is trashy, low-class, ignorant, spoiled, stupid and a retard.
Much of what you said is on the new Welcome to Florida ad campaign.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 10:17am.
Which describes Brooke to a 'T'. There we go, then, a complete explaination. Thank you, GIG, for enlightening me. I was really worried about those little alligators.
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There IS, Kizzy, if said white girl is trashy, low-class, ignorant, spoiled, stupid and a retard.
What the...a grill?
I'd call that white trash, but that would be insulting to actual white trash.
the guy is in a vegetative state because of the Hogans, the courts proved that, and they are still fucking him over by exploiting him for their gain.
This is getting the Hogans more viewers than their crappy show.