That's What She Wants Us To Believe
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have been keeping their relationship on the down low for at least three months prior to going public. That's what Page Six claims. Jenny and John went public earlier this month, but a source said they have been dating for much longer than a month.
The source said, "They'd been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates. Then Jen realized it wasn't just a fling and decided to take it public." Let me guess, this source's name is Emma Gellar? Emma was the name of Rachel and Ross's baby on Friends. Why do I know this crap?
They've been together 4 months? That's like 4 years in Hollywood time. They should already have a baby on the way, a wedding in the works and at least 3 break-up scandals under their belts. Get with the program, Jenny! Bitch needs to hire Papa Joe.
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Submitted by Green Acres on May 26, 2008 - 8:32am.
Oh, I agree. She created TWO amazing avies. I am waiting to run into Sheeps so I can unveil the other one. Needless to say, his likeness is featured prominently.
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Wait, don't tell me...is Sheeps is getting it on with Arnold Ziffel in this avie?
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
She has a great body that she has not covered in tatoos. That, I like about her.
PSL - did the friend request go through? I'm all high and shit, I might have accidentally rejected it.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
@parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 10:29am.
GA, your avie is genius....NitWitty's work is fabulous.....and classy!
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Oh, I agree. She created TWO amazing avies. I am waiting to run into Sheeps so I can unveil the other one. Needless to say, his likeness is featured prominently.
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Photo courtesy of NitWitty!
If having a body like hers meant I had to do the horizontal cha cha with this douche, sign me up.
But then again, I am a shallow hwore.
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on May 26, 2008 - 8:29am.
I think Aniston is HOT.
Can she be any more shallow than J.Love, Cameron, or Chestica?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
"hiding out together on their dates."
Like, under the tables at restaurants?
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
God, what does he see in Jennifer Aniston... Really? She's the most shallow person on Earth. Wait a minute.
GA, your avie is genius....NitWitty's work is fabulous.....and classy!
hehehehhee
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 26, 2008 - 11:26am.
I am pretty sure she bats for the home team.
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You know Maniston and Cox scissor til their chochas ache! Jenny has a strong jaw built for hardcore munching!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
No Sensimina, I am 37......but thanks! I'll add you on MS, you can see how I look....
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
@ parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 10:17am.
oh, Bullshit.
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My sentiments. Exactly. Together, they are a raging Loser Vortex.
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I am pretty sure she bats for the home team.
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
PSL, I assumed that you were in your early 20s too for some reason. Are you?
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
hahahahha Sensimina....are you sure you're in your early 20's? Your sense of humor kills me....
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
And wasn't pee boy going out on the low with Cameron Diaz 4 months ago???
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
Just when you think nothing can get more boring that Chestica and Tony…
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Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Now did she go from fuckbuddy to girlfriend, or did he go from fuckbuddy to boyfriend?
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Oh Jenny Poo-Poo, stop proving to us what a liar u are, u dumb bitch!!!!!!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
He'll dump her ass for Kate Hudson in a week or two, after Kate's done with Lance's cock and ball. Think about it, he's gone through Chestica and Aniston...he's going through the whole the big chinned, square jawed slut club.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
oh, Bullshit.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords