Monday, May 26th 2008
How Do You Say "Crazy Ass" In Japanese?
Brit & KFed 2.0 landed in Japan today and Mimi proudly showed off her wedding ring. The wedding ring she probably bought for herself! Nick is a smart dude though. He's holding on to Mimi for dear life. Shit, he would be stupid to let go of his money. He should put a baby leash on her ass.
It was rumored that Mimi was planning a massive $4 million second wedding in NYC next month. Mimi laughed off the rumors by saying, "4 milly? On what? Cake?" Well, yeah. I'm sure a fairytale wedding cake covered in crystal butterflies and unicorns doesn't come cheap.
You know, Mimi's delusional ass looks happy and that's all that matters. Ignorance is bliss!
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I cant stand this woman but I must say that she looks SO happy, its really cute.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
She has the emotional age of a 12-year-old. Her "Lambs" will be baaaahing in unison as she basks in the glory of their adulation.
I can't make a frozen pizza and do everything all at once.. now can I!? hmmmmmmmmburgers!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 27, 2008 - 7:09am.
how much is that Mimi in the window?... the one with the plummeting sales
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well normally it's 50 cents, but you can have her for 10 ;0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 27, 2008 - 3:29am.
That's probably some decent cougar pussy...but did he have to lock it down? Who wants to deal with that craziness on the daily?
if Federline has taught us anything, ya gotta deal with crazy to get the paycheck
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
That's probably some decent cougar pussy...but did he have to lock it down? Who wants to deal with that craziness on the daily?
how much is that Mimi in the window?... the one with the plummeting sales
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"Raise your can of beer on high,
and seal your fate forever.
Our best years have past us by.
The golden age of leather"
hi
There's something wrong with her. Obviously, she can't handle a man that would be her equal. She is probably a control freak.
They're both so animated it's sickening. It's even worse when you add them together. Just yuck. Fake smiles and stupid poses.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Frito:
Did you enjoy your time in the pool? I'd love to have some BBQ right now......(good thing you took out the 'dong'...hahaha)
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I had fun, thanks. Sorry it took so long to answer that question but I had to do some stuff. Sorry for the freudian slip.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 26, 2008 - 9:46pm.
She'll spend the 4 million just having horses converted into unicorns.
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And the unicorn horns will be shaped like penises.
*shrug* Hey! It's HER wedding!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
A month ago there were no pictures of these two together and suddenly they're married. Whoopdedoo.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 27, 2008 - 2:39am.
Yes....it was cancer. I emailed MK, so maybe he'll find more....
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What a sad note to end the day on. He was one of my favourite directors. Also an underappreciated actor (very good at comedy). RIP Sydney Pollack. :(
She'll spend the 4 million just having horses converted into unicorns.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
hey is MK sick ???he has not posted like he usualy does
Yes....it was cancer. I emailed MK, so maybe he'll find more....
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
OH NO! seriously? :(
SYDNEY POLLACK is dead!
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Frito:
Did you enjoy your time in the pool? I'd love to have some BBQ right now......(good thing you took out the 'dong'...hahaha)
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Otaku bitches!
@debfrmhell
I'm doing better. Still waiting for the results from my tests but since it's Memorial day I don't expect to hear back from them right away.
@everyone else
I'm back! Everyone and their dog (at first I typed in "dong" I couldn't keep that typo) was out there grillin' and that was making my fat ass hungry. Had to come back in.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Grumpus on May 26, 2008 - 8:10pm.
'Milly'? What, is she too hip to say the full word? Only squares say the full word!
She probably wanted to say 4 mimis.LOL
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Frito, how are you doing kiddo?
OT:She looks re-dick-ulously happy. Maybe there IS sumpthin' to this getting laid regular thing people are always talking about....
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No comment!
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 27, 2008 - 1:06am.
@Dreamy
The Man in the Iron Mask was a good movie, I just didn't get very much out of Leo in that movie. Believe me, he got a little buff for The Departed. Also, Jack Nicholson was in that movie and Jack can do no wrong.
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oh really *wanders of to look for pics* I soo have to get that movie.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
i sincerely hope Mariah comes to her senses before she has a baby. She is an egomaniac. She should not be a mother, IMO.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Mimi will be wearing butterfly wings & riding on a unicorn as she comes down the aisle. Her bridesmaids will be dressed as "Hello Kitty" dolls with rainbows out their butts. Yeah, she's that delusional.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Grumpus on May 26, 2008 - 6:10pm.
'Milly'? What, is she too hip to say the full word? Only squares say the full word!
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heck yes shes hip/fly/dope/bangin/off the hizzle fo nizzle! didnt you hear her mention youtube on her last song? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Is Mariah really ready to have children with Nick Cannon? I still can't get over Kim K!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
'Milly'? What, is she too hip to say the full word? Only squares say the full word!
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www.whenthingsgetdark.com
Well I am going to go jump in the pool and try to make myself less white. Adios bitches.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
@Dreamy
The Man in the Iron Mask was a good movie, I just didn't get very much out of Leo in that movie. Believe me, he got a little buff for The Departed. Also, Jack Nicholson was in that movie and Jack can do no wrong.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Sayonara on May 27, 2008 - 12:58am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on May 27, 2008 - 12:48am.
I should have guessed that one Dreamy.
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*gigling* Yep! I could've done 8 years ago when I went to LA. But did I? Nooo, I went to bookstore & bought a load of Leo Dicaprio books instead. *headesk*
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Were the books worth it?
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Err..No. :0( I don't even know where they are anymore, they've disappeared under a pile of books. Well, I assume they have.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 27, 2008 - 12:57am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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Leo (salivates)
*I mean The Departed version
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I've not seen the Departed yet. I really, really liked him in Man In The Iron Mask...and not because he played twins in it...and appeared topless in it...honestly...
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 26, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Bruce is pretty scary looking himself, these days.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by Sayonara on May 27, 2008 - 12:48am.
I should have guessed that one Dreamy.
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*gigling* Yep! I could've done 8 years ago when I went to LA. But did I? Nooo, I went to bookstore & bought a load of Leo Dicaprio books instead. *headesk*
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Were the books worth it?
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 12:50am.
Later, Sluts!
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See ya!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 27, 2008 - 12:53am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 7:33pm.
"A Lohan Holiday"? Hahaha.
I think I would rather hear William Shatner singing/talking through "Mr. Bojangles" 100 times.
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lmao, William Shatner is a better "singing" voice than all the Lohan's put together!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
I cant stand to watch the Kardashian show...
Bruce must have to put on a gas mask to fuck that old hag...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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Leo (salivates)
*I mean The Departed version
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 27, 2008 - 12:48am.
@Dreamy:
Thank you for that. I always did like Christina's voice.
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You're welcome! I love her Christmas CD. Tis fab.
Submitted by Sayonara on May 27, 2008 - 12:48am.
I should have guessed that one Dreamy.
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*gigling* Yep! I could've done 8 years ago when I went to LA. But did I? Nooo, I went to bookstore & bought a load of Leo Dicaprio books instead. *headesk*
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
ty ty...let me know if you need any help with yours...i may go into the web design business *wonders if the phrase "who needs a mooovie" is taken*
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 7:33pm.
"A Lohan Holiday"? Hahaha.
I think I would rather hear William Shatner singing/talking through "Mr. Bojangles" 100 times.
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Later, Sluts!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 5:47pm.
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OMFG! You're page is a fucking work of art! lol. I like it though. Minimalism can be an art form.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by modianos on May 26, 2008 - 5:47pm.
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I'll do that, lol.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I should have guessed that one Dreamy.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
@Dreamy:
Thank you for that. I always did like Christina's voice.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 12:41am.
On the upside, it IS comedy gold!
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Well...the reactions are!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
frito i sent you a friend request...prepared to be awed and amazed by my impressive page!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
Submitted by FritoDorito on May 27, 2008 - 12:38am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 12:22am.
Sayonara, I blame DAE! That maniac! Damn her! Damn all to Heck!
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Hey! I'm only giving the people want they want, and you know you wanted to hear Ali sing!!
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You're right. It was morbid curiosity
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I was right! I knew it! lol!
Ok to make up for psoting the Ali singing link, here's a real singer who does Christms songs justice (and no its not Ali OR Lindsay!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58GhFJabdM
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU