Monday, May 26th 2008
How Do You Say "Crazy Ass" In Japanese?
Brit & KFed 2.0 landed in Japan today and Mimi proudly showed off her wedding ring. The wedding ring she probably bought for herself! Nick is a smart dude though. He's holding on to Mimi for dear life. Shit, he would be stupid to let go of his money. He should put a baby leash on her ass.
It was rumored that Mimi was planning a massive $4 million second wedding in NYC next month. Mimi laughed off the rumors by saying, "4 milly? On what? Cake?" Well, yeah. I'm sure a fairytale wedding cake covered in crystal butterflies and unicorns doesn't come cheap.
You know, Mimi's delusional ass looks happy and that's all that matters. Ignorance is bliss!
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some days I don't think I can wait until 2012 for the world to end...
not with all these skanks producing hellspawn right here on earth!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Hey! I'm only giving the people want they want, and you know you wanted to hear Ali sing!!
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On the upside, it IS comedy gold!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by Sayonara on May 27, 2008 - 12:37am.
Dreamy who do you want to stalk?
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*points at screen name*
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by RichBitch on May 27, 2008 - 12:33am.
Oh just great! Now I have to goto the ER 'cause I slashed my wrists listening to Ali Lohan ruin christmas! Thanks Dlisters!
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*Proudly* Anytime, RichBitch, anytime! ;0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 12:22am.
Sayonara, I blame DAE! That maniac! Damn her! Damn all to Heck!
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Hey! I'm only giving the people want they want, and you know you wanted to hear Ali sing!!
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You're right. It was morbid curiosity
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Dreamy who do you want to stalk?
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Green Is Good I made it to the second verse, and then I turned it off. Good Lawd!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 12:22am.
Sayonara, I blame DAE! That maniac! Damn her! Damn all to Heck!
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Hey! I'm only giving the people want they want, and you know you wanted to hear Ali sing!!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Oh just great! Now I have to goto the ER 'cause I slashed my wrists listening to Ali Lohan ruin christmas! Thanks Dlisters!
Poll results so far:
Yes - 1
No - 4
Maybe out of boredom - 1
@Green Is Good - Just be glad I posted "Christmas Magic" and NOT "A Lohan Hoilday" because the latter WILL scare you for life!
@PSL - Please, let Kim be joking, let this be part of Ashton's TV show (is that even still on?)
@Sayonara - I might not be missing much TV wise, but there is a certain celeb I wouldn't mind stalk - visiting over there! lol ;0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 5:26pm.
FritoDorito , I don;t even want to know why Blohan would be raping a classic like that.
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Me neither. From her voice one would think that she's smoked 2 packs a day for 20 years.
Dwight Yoakam tried to cover that too. Sounded awful, even though Dwight is pretty talented.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
KK, great mom. HAHAHAHA
Let's just hope she doesn't have a girl. If she does, that little sweety is going to be a pole dancing pro by the time she's 4.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
FritoDorito , I don;t even want to know why Blohan would be raping a classic like that.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Done Frito...thanks
Kardashian is going to make such a great Mom. She was raised by such a good example.
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No problem
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Done Frito...thanks
Kardashian is going to make such a great Mom. She was raised by such a good example.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
@Greenisgood:
Me too. My gawd she's awful. Her sister isn't much better either. I heard Lindz try to get through Cheap Trick's "I Want You to Want Me" and I don't think I'll ever recover.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Im NOT watching the Lohan Lowdown shit...
Especially on the commercials where the little whore says..."I aspire to be like Lindsay!"
Gag, Puke, Fuck me Puke...
PSL~ Thx, it worked~
Nite whorz!
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
http://www.myspace.com/allycat2285
it should work... I got out of my page...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Sayonara, I blame DAE! That maniac! Damn her! Damn all to Heck!
On the upside if you, like myself, could only make it through 5 seconds of Ali Blohan's processed and filtered shrieking, you can get it out of your head pretty quick with booze.
I'm working on it now.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Frito, they are telling me you don't exist....but I know you're real! You have to be! lol
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*pinches self* yep, I exist! That's weird that they're saying that because I am looking at my page right now and it's telling me that I do. Maybe the site ain't working for you or something.
Let me make sure I gave you the right url.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
I don't understand why they let Ali Lohan make that Christmas album. She sounded just like every other 12 yr old little girl singing in front of the mirror. No talent whatsoever. I think she needs to wipe off some of that makeup, too. I wasn't allowed to wear most makeup until I was 16 and even then I wasn't allowed to wear much.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Quick Dlisted Poll
How many will actually be watching Living Lohan?
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If there's nothing else on I might watch it out of boredom. But other than that, not really interested.
Frito, they are telling me you don't exist....but I know you're real! You have to be! lol
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Ali IS a singer!
Ali singing "Christmas Magic"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGv4-jbccSQ
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Thank you sooo much Green (hint of sarcasm) now I need a Tylenol.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Well, PSL you can try adding me if you want, lol.
myspace.com/allycat2285
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Yes Frito, we are.....mine hadn't been looked at in 8 months, until people started exchanging them here.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Wait are we trading myspaces now? I just got into the habit of using mine again. Before then it was pretty neglected. I still have Avril Lavigne as a friend. In my defense, despite the fact that she sold out when she could have been the next Alanis Morrissette, I always thought she was kind of pretty.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Yay! I hope Leroy is better...He'll be a STUD on the new kibbles. Fer sure!
Ok, guys, I need to play nice wifey and order iin something for dinner.
Catch all of yas later!!!!
PSL...Ill go check now! Rock on, Ho's!
xoxoxox,
BB
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Dreamy trust me when I say that you will get the full lowdown on this bag of garbage TV show tomorrow. You won't be missing out on much!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Balenciaga, it won't let me send a friend request. I have to know your last name or email....
my page is private, and there is no way I will post the page. If you read comments from the past few days, you will understand very well.......I was stalked. Big time.
saw, and sent.....thanks....
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
PSL....I just changed it!!!!
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 5:06pm.
AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Asked about a ring she was wearing, Kardashian told the mag, "I'm about two months pregnant right now and we're getting married on August 8th of 2008."
KIM'S PREGNANT with REGGIE BUSH'S baby.
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Ewwwwwwww. You know how some people are saying that the Mayans (I think it was them) predicted that the world would end in 2012? Well after hearing this news, I am starting to believe they were probably right about the world ending very soon, just wrong about the exact year. Just think though, if things keep going the way they're going, all the Hollyweird whores who should not breed will have offspring by then. Nightmare.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 26, 2008 - 4:45pm.
KP!!! See my Dexter's mug? Hope your Leroy is doing better~ Did you get my email?
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Hey BB! I did get it and replied to you. Leroy is transitioning to the new food. He seems to really like it so thank you!!
Dexter is soooo cute!
Paris....You dont have to know my last name...I added Mabel Hodges, and she didnt have to know...I didnt know it was set up like that. Is your MS page private? Can you list it?
Damn....maybe I need to change my settings...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 26, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Sorry to be off topic. I just wondered! I knew a girl who was a Stewie nut, and soome of the things you say, just remind me of her.
Hope I didnt offend you!
I grew up in Highland Park on Beverly and Auburndale. where are you in Dallas? God, I miss it...
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I live in Richardson area. I just say Dallas because if I said Richardson, alot of people wouldn't know what the hell I'm talking about.
I'm not offended at all. I'm flattered.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Asked about a ring she was wearing, Kardashian told the mag, "I'm about two months pregnant right now and we're getting married on August 8th of 2008."
KIM'S PREGNANT with REGGIE BUSH'S baby.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Sorry to be off topic. I just wondered! I knew a girl who was a Stewie nut, and soome of the things you say, just remind me of her.
Hope I didnt offend you!
I grew up in Highland Park on Beverly and Auburndale. where are you in Dallas? God, I miss it...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:50pm.
Ali IS a singer!
Ali singing "Christmas Magic"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGv4-jbccSQ
your welcome! :0)
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Gawd, you're not doing anybody any favors posting that mess! Ha Ha Ha!
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 26, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Frito...Do you live in chicago?
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Never even been there. I live in Dallas, why?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Frito...Do you live in chicago?
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Hello, Sluts!
Nick's wedding ring is so gaudy and douchey!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
PSL~
I had to make it that way because I had some pics of me and my pups and I started getting all sorts of shit, and perverted stuff from weird guys.
You ought to know....being a hot blonde;]
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
PSL!
Just do a friend request! its no biggie... Id LOVE to have you and all of you guys...
Mike? I feed Nature's Variety INSTINCT Chicken flavor. the kibble are small,, and IM not kidding you, my babies are gorgeous. Shiny, toned, and our vet who pushes Science DIet has told me that she is going to start carrying this. Also she is the only Internal Medicine vet on our whole western slope of the state, and is VERY sought after, so Im really happy she has acknowledged the food to be the best.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by jussayin on May 26, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Idiot question of the day - who the hell is Denise Richards? I honestly have no idea.
...she was in some movie or 2, Bond maybe, and some movie with titties showing and lesbian action
...and married to some dude, Sheen someone
yeah...a nobody..
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Wasn't saying she was nobody, I'm just dim. She was in Bond???? Really?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 26, 2008 - 6:49pm.
I spent the day cleaning my damn windows (I now know why tv maids always specify "no windows). Never again shall I attempt such a feat.
Balenciaga, what kind of food did you say you fed your dogs? You mentioned once, but I can't recall.
Balenciaga, cute pups!
I was going to add you, and explain who I am, but you have one of those pain in the ass code things where I have to know your last name.
Grrrr.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 26, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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Alli Blohan wants to be a SINGER? She sounds like she a 3 pack-a-day habit!
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Ali IS a singer!
Ali singing "Christmas Magic"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGv4-jbccSQ
your welcome! :0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Idiot question of the day - who the hell is Denise Richards? I honestly have no idea.
...she was in some movie or 2, Bond maybe, and some movie with titties showing and lesbian action
...and married to some dude, Sheen someone
yeah...a nobody..
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yeah, I said it! what?
I watched all of the BAD GIRLS marathon today! I hadnt ever seen it...It was so funny.
Here's hoping everyone is having a good holiday.
Drinking, drugs, and OR/and whatever you desire...lol~
oxoxoxo,
BB
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 11:37pm.
PSL - I don't know why but your post made me giggle *is easily amused*
If I could I probably would watch the show. I love watching train wreck reality tv shows like this (I suffered through Jordan's one & Kerry Katona's). I don't know why.
Idiot question of the day - who the hell is Denise Richards? I honestly have no idea.
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Submitted by Sayonara on May 26, 2008 - 11:37pm.
This is the kinda thing that makes me wanna live in states and then I remember how bad the chocolate is! lol
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU