Monday, May 26th 2008
How Do You Say "Crazy Ass" In Japanese?
Brit & KFed 2.0 landed in Japan today and Mimi proudly showed off her wedding ring. The wedding ring she probably bought for herself! Nick is a smart dude though. He's holding on to Mimi for dear life. Shit, he would be stupid to let go of his money. He should put a baby leash on her ass.
It was rumored that Mimi was planning a massive $4 million second wedding in NYC next month. Mimi laughed off the rumors by saying, "4 milly? On what? Cake?" Well, yeah. I'm sure a fairytale wedding cake covered in crystal butterflies and unicorns doesn't come cheap.
You know, Mimi's delusional ass looks happy and that's all that matters. Ignorance is bliss!
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on May 26, 2008 - 6:42pm.
I really dont care about these to at all, as Im sure you can guess....
LOL. You and uh....just about everyone else.
Is the honeymoon over yet?
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I will not be watching Living Lohan or the Denise Richards show. I don't typically watch crappy reality shows, but I think I'll watch I Love Money because it looks like such a trainwreck.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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Alli Blohan wants to be a SINGER? She sounds like she a 3 pack-a-day habit!
Thanks for posting that clip DAE. Dina is full of shit, and Ali is an idiot. Every other world out of her mouth is "like, like, like". So much for Dina's genius home schooling. Ali will end up doing a stripper act in Vegas with Linds.
KP!!! See my Dexter's mug? Hope your Leroy is doing better~ Did you get my email?
What happened to Thorny? I havent seen him in forever.
I really dont care about these two at all, as Im sure you can guess....
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Quick Dlisted Poll
How many will actually be watching Living Lohan?
I won't, but I will watch the clips they show on The Soup.
Hey Balenciaga!
your baby is SO CUTE!
rickilake, if she can't say "milly", then I hope you don't say "prolly".....lol
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 4:33pm.
Quick Dlisted Poll
How many will actually be watching Living Lohan?
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Not I. I am a sucker for crappy reality television but even I have standards and this shit looks horrible.
Oh Mimi, how I wish you hadn't said "milly." Just when I thought we were friends again. Really, it's hard enough holding your drink all the time, organizing your 947 tube dresses, buying your Harry Winston butterfly clit-rings, and bleaching the 150 copies you have of your favorite white tank top without you saying things like "milly." You are 38, MC. So please, get it together and say "millions." Thank you.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Quick Dlisted Poll
How many will actually be watching Living Lohan?
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I guess I will be watching tonight.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
DAE:
no fucking way in HELL will I watch that show, or Denise Richards crapfest.
Then again, I don't watch any of this shit, so I am not a good person to ask.
I long for the day when my biggest complaint about TV was people naming their stupid sitcoms after themselves.....
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Quick Dlisted Poll
How many will actually be watching Living Lohan?
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Eww! Don't compare Mairah & Nick to those white trash no talents Britney & KFed. It's just not right. Mariah's shit has more talent than Britney. Cannarey seem very happy and in love.
HaHa!!
I wonder how many times they've done it in her lingerie closet?
Ali is doomed. She has no idea she's only has about 5 1/2 years until she ODs.
I sincerely hope she has learned from Lindsay's mistakes, but I highly doubt it. She wants fame after seeing what it has done to sister.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Whoopi & Joy asked the tough questions compared to the ones asked by Twittle Dee (Sherri) & Twittle Dumb (Elisabeth).
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
@ dustbunny & Sayonara (& nyone i've forgotten) You're welcome :0)
@ mike - Wasn't watching Whoopi, I was too busy watching Ali. I can't believe she's 14.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Hey PSL I just finished watching it. Going on any show at this point doesn't help her at all.
She's a lying sack of saggy tits.-
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Thank you Dreamy!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
You just know Mimi's having a tantrum seeing how talk of the Lohans has hijacked her thread.
Hey Manimal!
If you haven't watched the clip that DAE was so kind to post, you should. It is Dina and Ali Lohan trying to get away with bullshit. Good stuff.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
After the double whammy of Dina and Denise I wanna vote Whoppie HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH!!!!
Oh and just to add, all those Lohan cunts are full of shit including 45 year old Ali.
How do you say Japanese in "Crazy Ass"?
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Thank you for posting the link.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 26, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Whoopie's facial expressions/body language actually were more telling than the words she chose.
Submitted by Sayonara on May 26, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Awww damn! I missed Whoopi put the verbal smack down on Dina Lohan
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Here you go
http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=46362c40-6a99-4be7-9543-745a5...
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by Sayonara on May 26, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Awww damn! I missed Whoopi put the verbal smack down on Dina Lohan.
I have my fingers crossed, that someone will post the video for us. :D
hahaha
the fact that white okra WENT on the view knowing whoppie was there shows how retarded she is.
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the matching clothes is creepy but Mimi is nuts,got to love her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Awww damn! I missed Whoopi put the verbal smack down on Dina Lohan.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
I applaud Whoopie. She kept her daughter out of the spotlight. Even when she got pregnant young. It can be done, all these celebrities flaunting their children in the media are full of it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Whoopi's on a roll. It's about time someone on tv publicly call them out on their bullshit statements." I just want to help my kids realize their dreams. We are a normal family" Give me a break! Lindsay is 21 and is already an alcoholic drug addict that can't keep her cooch in her pants. Ali must be dumb. Even if she is your mom, she's obviously in the business of fucking shit up.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on May 26, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Whoopi put Denise Richards on the spot too. Love that woman.
Just when I thought I couldn't hate anyone more than Paris, Dina Lohan comes creeping up the Pole of Fame..
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 10:22am.
I am watching The View, and Dina Lohan is on....can she open her mouth and NOT LIE?
"We didn't have weekly Tabloids when Lindsay started"
WHAT? Has this bitch heard of PEOPLE MAGAZINE, Us WEEKLY, or the NATIONAL ENQUIRER?
Oh, and Ali is FUG.
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I was surprised with the long island throatyness of their speech. Don't they have speech coaches or something. Ali sounded like she could have played Amy Fisher. I like how she started moving her feet nervously when Whoopi said there was no way they would act "real" on a reality show and therefore it is a poor forum in which to "set the record straight". I thought she was going to blow up.
I wonder what he thinks of her Hello Kitty Bedroom?
I like them together. even though Nick has a reputation of being somewhat cheesy, he's no opportunist like most of the blogs are making him out to be. He has his own money and worked hard all by himself to achieve what he had before he hooked up with Mariah. He deserves that much credit. I hope they last more than the requisite 2 years.
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So I have nothing to do today. I keep visiting this site every hour to see if there are any new posts.
None, nada.
Fucking MK and his lazy drunk ass.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
This guy has been practicing for this role for a while. He's not gonna give up without a good fight. KFed and Nick Lachey were pikers. This guy has a plan.
Mix them both together and you get a nice jamocha shade.
That's all I have to say about that.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
Nick Cannon is nowhere comparable to K Fed, his music actually made it on the Billboard charts! Give the kid some credit, he's been working since he was 8 and has made a good career for himself. I doubt he is worth 50 million, but it is possible that he's made some good investments too!
I think they are like 2 lil kids together...it's kinda cute.
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yeah, I said it! what?
Nicks been dipping into the ASO sauce, that's why he's grinning.
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Oh, Mariah! Who the eff marries Nick Cannon? If Nick bought that ring it clearly came from a gumball machine at the Fulton Street Mall. A thoroughbred should never marry a donkey.
I'm not sure how to say "Crazy Ass" in Japanese but this is how you spell it:
狂気のろば
Actually, this picture is just how I imagine them having sex.
Even though Mariah is insane, I still love her!!! Shes soo divine and talented. Plus shes crazy!!!
Just looking at her and nick makes me laugh
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 1:15pm.
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Shouldn't be too difficult. Just draw a huge pentagram and viola. But I hate to think of you straining that pretty little head of yours!
Submitted by Ma Nom on May 26, 2008 - 11:14am.
Jon Lajoie needs to get out of the cold--it's affecting his thinking.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 11:08am.
Sorry, busy working on your whoroscope.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
totally off topic:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/315135b1c1
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
Submitted by NitWitty on May 26, 2008 - 2:08pm.
hey, Nit!!... i'm trying to fill in as delicious table meal... er... nice animal running freely on a farm!LOL!
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