Monday, May 26th 2008
How Do You Say "Crazy Ass" In Japanese?
Brit & KFed 2.0 landed in Japan today and Mimi proudly showed off her wedding ring. The wedding ring she probably bought for herself! Nick is a smart dude though. He's holding on to Mimi for dear life. Shit, he would be stupid to let go of his money. He should put a baby leash on her ass.
It was rumored that Mimi was planning a massive $4 million second wedding in NYC next month. Mimi laughed off the rumors by saying, "4 milly? On what? Cake?" Well, yeah. I'm sure a fairytale wedding cake covered in crystal butterflies and unicorns doesn't come cheap.
You know, Mimi's delusional ass looks happy and that's all that matters. Ignorance is bliss!
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hahaha. They're still in the honeymoon phase. I give it another month.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Afternoon, ESE! I thought only Sheeps was allowed to "Lamb"assst.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 26, 2008 - 1:30pm.
"I'm sure someone will lambast me for being a pussy"
pussy!!... kidding, kidding!!LOL!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
The bloom is still on the rose. I said from the first day, I hope he's used to holding purses and standing in the background. Well, one down..One to go.
I like the whole man whore thing. I mean i have nothing good to say about meems but I mean can you imagine the kickin' boy Martha would have?
As for Nick havin' his own money? I don't think Drumline and Garfield scored him enough to be buying no ring.
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Just because she says so . . . doesn't mean you have to . . .
Stupid backpack...
I pity that guy a little.
Everyone knows when she's done with him she's going to bite his head off and have the remains stuffed and added to her trophy collection.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Sheeps! Did you run into Green Acres yet today? Oh, and Deb wanted me to tell you thanks for the Depends and the Baby Powder! They arrived just in the *nick of time.
*Nick=on topic!
Mariah obviously loves Hello Kitty so much that she thinks they're like sisters. Which means she's vicariously Japanese! Thats why she went to Japan! Its the motherland!
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@Sheeps..*giggle* how's that metric conversion coming? Did you get my email?
On topic: What exactly does Nick Cannon do? I had never really heard of him before about a year ago. You see I live in the backwoods of Canada and we don't have television here yet.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
joe, I KNOW! Does this woman even think before she opens her fucking trap?
Dina needs to die.....to spare us all.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 1:22pm.
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Are you serious? All the coke has gone straight up her nose and into her brain cavity. And yeh, Lilo looks like her mother and Ali looks like Camel face. (Although she's still young - her face could change; Sorry, because she's young I can't straight out hate on her looks, I guess because my daughter is around her age and I know how critical girls are of themselves at that age; I'm sure someone will lambast me for being a pussy)
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
that ring is secon hand?
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 26, 2008 - 10:18am.
An email just came back non-deliverable. I'll try converting to metric and re-sending.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I am watching The View, and Dina Lohan is on....can she open her mouth and NOT LIE?
"We didn't have weekly Tabloids when Lindsay started"
WHAT? Has this bitch heard of PEOPLE MAGAZINE, Us WEEKLY, or the NATIONAL ENQUIRER?
Oh, and Ali is FUG.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
I keep hoping that this is a really bad dream or a practical joke that got out of hand. How long before the reality show. It should be called "Crazy in Love" or " Two Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest"
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:56pm
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Re: email, I have until June 9th.
On topic: The words "Star", "Al" and "torrid" all in the same sentence makes me giggle...or maybe dry retch..I'm not sure which.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Difference between Mariah & Nick/ Britney & Kevin.
Mariah has talent, takes baths and looks a helluva lot better than Britney.
Nick has his own money & has no baggage unlike Kevin.
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Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Does anyone really care? I know I don't... Another Vodka Collins Sweetie darling.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by devilgirl on May 26, 2008 - 11:56am.
4 milly, on cake? Jesus, she sounds like Marie Antoinette! Off with her head! Do any of these celebrity douchebags (Mariah, Brangelina) have any idea that the rest of the world can hardly afford to pay our bills? I am lucky these days if I can scrape up enough money for a chocolate milk and a Krispy Kreme for a treat. Celebrities and their mindless spending make me sick.
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No, they don't give a shit that there are people starving in the world, or peons like us struggling just to get by. None of that matters as long as they can live their disgustingly extravagant lifestyles. Hopefully all these greedy ass celebrities will burn in hell.
And about her being with Nick- intellectually, a 20 something year old is actually above her level. The woman isn't a rocket scientist.
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3rd thumb: Mimi whispers "counting down til I'm singing My D I V O R C E is final today.."
HOS SIT DOWN
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
U DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW!
gawd, when her meds kick in, i want to know if she'll think this is as i funny as i think this entire situation is...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Joe Shmoe: Is your email still up or did you get a new address?
ONT: I haven't seen love like this since Star and Al's torrid love-match.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
av re-set test.
mike, there is nothing NOT cheesy about Nick.
nice grammar there...eh?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Submitted by mike on May 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.
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yeh he *does* have a cheesy smile..the type of cheesy smile that says he locks himself in the loo every ten minutes, giggling insanely while he caresses all his new credit cards and bling.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 26, 2008 - 9:38am.
I answered that below: kichigai. But "mimi" also works and sounds Hello-Kitty cute.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:35pm.
If he is, bad
indentured servant's gotta do what they gotta do, ya know
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 26, 2008 - 12:35pm
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So how do you say *crazy ass* in Japanese? Any thoughts on that Sheeps?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by erichitchmo on May 26, 2008 - 9:22am.
Is he carrying her purse?
If he is, bad. If it's his own purse, worse.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I can't wait for the divorce.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 26, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Hello Kitty dolls all over the planet were planning to kill themselves by ripping out their own stuffing
why am i disappointed?... silly Hello Kittys, never following through
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Is he carrying her purse?
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"I don't agree with that in the workplace."
Hello Kitty dolls all over the planet were planning to kill themselves by ripping out their own stuffing, had the word come down they'd be forced to participate. Figurines were prepared to shatter.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
He's got a cheesy smile.
and on another note, Mariah's been looking slightly less like a sausage since they've gotten married, so that's at least one positive thing
Actually, he wasn't keenan or kell..those were the actors actual names..*grin* He was on Nickelodeon's "All That." Now, he hosts that lame show on MTV called "wildin' out."
~~Team Toe~~
He is a bit out of his league, but I wouldn't put him in the same boat as K-fed. He did come into the marriage with at least some assets
Aww, shucks pattycake! I'll make you my famous potato salad.
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meal ticket for life!
was there a prenup?
nah, i dont think so... mImI is THAT stupid
PSL, close. I heard she had a diamond encrusted hello kitty cock ring made for him.
~~Team Toe~~
"Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 26, 2008 - 10:06am.
what does he do for a living?... Mariah"
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This should be on Mike Rowe's "Dirty Jobs".
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
If Nick is worth 50 mil now, he'll be worth much much more after the divorce.
I can just see it now...
"He tried to make me take pictures from my RIGHT side, your Honor!"
www.myspace.com/triston
This nonsense is still going on? Nicholas Cannon is just wrong in so many ways. It's like getting married to a giant piece of Edam cheese. Only he is cheesier!!
Mariah... why have you forsaken me???!!
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by super-ette on May 26, 2008 - 12:04pm.
what does he do for a living?... Mariah
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Dont spammers take holidays? Fuck!!
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
they're color coordinated.
Lisa Frank Unicorn Mural
Bah Ha ha ha ah hilarious!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
CHRISTINE THE HOFF:
I'll make you your very own cake!!!
xoxox
The war isn't working.