Monday, May 26th 2008
How Do You Say "Crazy Ass" In Japanese?
Brit & KFed 2.0 landed in Japan today and Mimi proudly showed off her wedding ring. The wedding ring she probably bought for herself! Nick is a smart dude though. He's holding on to Mimi for dear life. Shit, he would be stupid to let go of his money. He should put a baby leash on her ass.
It was rumored that Mimi was planning a massive $4 million second wedding in NYC next month. Mimi laughed off the rumors by saying, "4 milly? On what? Cake?" Well, yeah. I'm sure a fairytale wedding cake covered in crystal butterflies and unicorns doesn't come cheap.
You know, Mimi's delusional ass looks happy and that's all that matters. Ignorance is bliss!
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♥♥Submitted by Sensimina on May 26, 2008 - 9:02am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 12:00pm.
She probably made him get a Hello Kitty tattoo near his cock.
Haha! Or a Lisa Frank mural. She likes having something to look at while she sucks unicorn horn.
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or a picture of Da Brat?
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
Remember when he was on "Kenan and Kel" on Nickleodeon? I know Mariah's cheesy and all, but he seems out of his league with her. What does he do for a living?
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
LOL at sensimina
"...because life isn't just black &white"
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 12:00pm.
She probably made him get a Hello Kitty tattoo near his cock.
Haha! Or a Lisa Frank mural. She likes having something to look at while she sucks unicorn horn.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
devilgirl.
word!
I'm working ten hour shifts and eating off the fucking value menu at Burger King.
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A match made in delusion.
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His ring is almost more attrocious than hers....
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What? They didn't have their "second wedding" and break up yet? lol
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
She probably made him get a Hello Kitty tattoo near his cock.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
I'll make a delicious Duncan Heinz with Betty Crocker frosting for 4 bucks for all of us.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by The C word on May 26, 2008 - 8:56am.
Notice the colour-coordinated outfits.
That and the huge tattoos they supposed have are signs of the inevitable demise of their relationship.
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Team Toe
Submitted by devilgirl on May 26, 2008 - 11:56am.
damnit!... now i want a doughnut!!
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 26, 2008 - 11:48am.
I am NOT buying this sham of a marriage.
The enormous tattoo of her name across his back is a fucking joke too.
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Now, that's not fair, PSL, you KNOW Mooriah HAS to put her name on everything she buys, so she knows which ones are hers...
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4 milly, on cake? Jesus, she sounds like Marie Antoinette! Off with her head! Do any of these celebrity douchebags (Mariah, Brangelina) have any idea that the rest of the world can hardly afford to pay our bills? I am lucky these days if I can scrape up enough money for a chocolate milk and a Krispy Kreme for a treat. Celebrities and their mindless spending make me sick.
Geez, I figured Ambassador Hello Kitty would have been there to greet them.
Notice the colour-coordinated outfits...Nick has now officially replaced her dog.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
hey Sheeps!
Green Acres is looking for you....(sing-song voice)
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords
"How Do You Say "Crazy Ass" In Japanese?"
the best i could do is bring 'em to Japan and yell obscenities at 'em.... not that that wouldn't make me feel better
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"I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion is anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition is anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free"
so many fake celebrity couples posted today. Makes you wonder how much they are getting paid to pretend to be couples. Like TMZ saying People paid Tony to be at the wedding with Jessica. None of these couples are convincing and that's when you know they're run out if ideas. All this for publicity sake.
Jen- new movie coming out
Mariah- new movie and new cd out
Jessica- country cd coming out.
Have a safe Memorial Day MK and all the other readers.
Sharon where did you get those figures? and how is he worth so much? I know he's done a couple of movies but that many? He has investments like that? and is that liquid?
Memaw Mimi showing off her boy toy... disgusting.
I wonder if Nick will keep his day gig on that lame ass show, "Wildin' Out?" If he does I betcha' they'll make everyone sign a contract saying you can't diss on his marriage or Mimi..
~~Team Toe~~
Does he keep the backpak full with the essentials just in case Mimi kicks him to the curb?
This picture isn't tacky at all!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Kichigai.
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Team Toe
Hey MK, Nick is actually worth $50 Mil, not as much as M, but he can hold his own!!
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"No honey, I wasn't cheating on you, I just tripped and slipped right on his Dick!"
I am NOT buying this sham of a marriage.
The enormous tattoo of her name across his back is a fucking joke too.
Jeez.
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"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual that he thinks his booty's fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem"
-Flight of The Conchords