Rooster McConaughey!
Matthew McConaughey has a brother and his name is Rooster. Rooster!!! Unfortunately, that's not his real name. I know, my ass juices dried up as soon as I read that his real name was Michael Patrick McConaughey. He should legally change it to Rooster. Roooster!
Anyway, I'm not sure what the point of this post is. I just wanted to tell you McConaughey's brother was named Rooster. Rooster! I know what the point is! Rooster has a reality show coming out. Who doesn't?
People reports that Rooster is starring in Black Gold, a new reality show on TruTV. The show is about the race to find oil in Texas. Rooster's job is to supply the pipes for drills.
Rooster! Wait, should he be smoking that close to those pipes? Who cares? His name is Rooster! Are we sure he's related to Matthew? I mean, he's wearing a shirt. Rooooster!
rooster looks in need of a bath...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Since I used to be obsessed with Matthew Mcyummy, I watched his show crossing the country in his trailer and he visited Rooooster. Rooster says he got jipped in the looks dept because he got the big butt and is short and well Matt-Mc is just HOT !!!! Matt has a big butt too, I would love to see how big Rooster's culo is. Must be huge. Anyway, I don't like Matt anymore, he's going to be a dad with whatsherface and that kinda killed it for me. Oh well.
So what. I have cousins nicknamed Chicken, Dorky and Bunion. And we still call them that!!!
Go Lakers!!!
ad for http://www.intimatemingle.com, AND THE FUCKING USERNAME IS INTIMATE MINGLE!!
Can the mod's job get any easier, and could she possibly be worse at it?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
did He fuck a chicken????
RENO 911
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"I'll be standing in line at the grocery store and suddenly I'm on my knees with my mouth open. It's habit!" MK 4/25/08
lol@Mama Moore! Thats right! You can't kill the Rooster!
David Sedaris has a brother called Rooster, too, and that's one of the only intelligible phrases to come out of his mouth. Anyone who's read enough David Sedaris to know that, ROCKS!
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XXYXZ! OH DURRR!
I just saw your avie change!
I didnt know wtf you were talking about!
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It has to be a "cock" joke.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
You cain't kill the ROOSTER!
You are one of the funniest bitches on the planet, MK! Love you (and this site) to death!
I'll bet he smells like a hen house.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
That's not Ron Howard?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Hey yall this is my brooother Rooooster
haw haw haw
Yeahhhhhhhhh
We call him Cock fer short.
Hes the Cock of the Walk round these parts buddy i tell yeeeeeewwwww whuuuut.
Cock owns shirts!
Fancy Cock with his shirts on tie his shoes and shiiyat.
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Submitted by mike on May 27, 2008 - 9:09am.
Submitted by loozer on May 27, 2008 - 9:46am.
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Neckbone.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
This family is so COUNTRY, you gotta love em.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Even Andy Warhol didn't see this mess coming. A reality show for every other fuckwit.
WHAT?
Who is kissing Angie?
WHERE AM I?
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Submitted by loozer on May 27, 2008 - 9:46am.
If his nickname is 'Rooster', it makes me wonder what Matthew's is. Hmmm.
capon
Rooster?
So, do they have a sister who refers to herself as "Miss Hannigan?"
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Rooster looks like Daddy Spears, Jr.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 6:05am.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 27, 2008 - 10:03am.
I'm kissing Angie silly ;)
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Ahahaha, you HWORE! Careful though, you might get pregnant. :)
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Who couldn't use another golden blob?
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 27, 2008 - 10:03am.
I'm kissing Angie silly ;)
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Ahahaha, you HWORE! Careful though, you might get pregnant. :)
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But then again, what do I know?
All this talk of roosters / cocks has me thinking of the Ivor Biggun ditty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlufq2jEHhY&feature=related
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
I'm kissing Angie silly ;)
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Go Spurs!
_Submitted by xxyxz on May 27, 2008 - 9:58am.
LoLo
I'm the blonde ;)
Ohhhhhhhhhh i love blondes now child!
Wait where you is?
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LoLo
I'm the blonde ;)
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Go Spurs!
Good Morning people of the D!
XXYXZ! I love your energy this morning!
Put yer face up to the screen so i can get some of your spunk!
THATS SOUNDS NASTY!
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i read that his sons name miller lite!!
Sexy Xxy! Miss you ******THIS******* much, womanz! Get ur ass back over to the darkside! Rooster don't crow in the dark, so I've heard.
If his nickname is 'Rooster', it makes me wonder what Matthew's is. Hmmm.
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Mornin' xxy ♥
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
and Rooster has a son named - i shit you not - miller lyte mcconaughey. seriously. matthew revealed that tidbit on conan (at least i think it was conan) last year.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
OMG, He is dating with a big black woman++++ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +++where you will view his very special photos, also keeping meet lots of handsome Black and white Men.
Morning, xxy!! Nice to "see" you.
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But then again, what do I know?
Rooster ain't got nuttin' on Uncle Roadkill "Willy" Spears.
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morning sluts
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Go Spurs!
I don't see the resemblence. His arms are too long! Morning, Slutty McSlutterson!
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a doodle doodle dooo! :) he s cute.
Sure he's a McConagay? He's wearing a shirt.
The rusty pipe on Rooster's leg is making me uncomfortable.
Hi Slutts! *chichi snuzzles*
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
I'm from a very rural area and anyone I grew up with would think "Rooster" is a ridiculous hick nickname. Who the fuck are these people that go by "Rooster"?!?@# lol
Rooster-isn't that another name for cock........ as in gamecock, filthy minds.
Oh, and i TOTALLY agree with lpf3344, He is my favorite TOO . I agree that he will have better performance in new year.
Well, ta-ta...i'm off to find a millionare boyfriend...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 9:24am.
So.... T.Rex McConaughey has a brother named "Rooster".
Its fitting since roosters have short legs.
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Hahaha!! They probably have a sister named Dachshund.
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But then again, what do I know?
Well, he looks like an asshole just like his brother!
So I say they are related.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
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Rooster!!!!!
Awesome! (that's just hot dog awesome)
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
He is my favorite . I believe he will have better performance in new year. By the way, I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said he is only intersted in dating wealthy young women on that site.
David Sedaris has a brother named Rooster.
To me, there is NO other.
http://www.youcantkilltherooster.com/stories.php?story=10&disp=f
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So.... T.Rex McConaughey has a brother named "Rooster".
Its fitting since roosters have short legs.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
OMG, He is dating with a big black woman++++ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +++where you will view his very special photos, also keeping meet lots of handsome Black and white Men.