A Dollywood Wedding?
If this shit is true, this will be the greatest celebrity wedding of all time! The Daily Star reports that Lezzy Lohan has been telling friends she will marry Samantha Ronson. Just for the record, Lohan's bitches have denied she's bumping coochie lips with Ronson.
Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger this past weekend in Cannes sparking rumors that she's engaged. Lohan reportedly said she's planning a partnership ceremony at Dollywood in July. Yes, Dolly Parton's theme park. Their wedding cake better be a giant funnel cake.
Seriously, this sounds like my kind of wedding. Gayelles, ginges, Dolly Parton, funnel cakes and raggedy roller coasters. Amazing! It's too good to be true. This is just drunk talk.
And what does Michael Lohan think of all this gayelle action? He told UsWeekly that Lezzy's romance with Samantha "is evident to anyone with half a brain." In related news, White Oprah has denied the romance. Half a brain meet White Oprah.
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The Ronson has a CLIT O REAL..........for reel!
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Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 28, 2008 - 2:23am.
no, i meant a private detective!... shame, shame.. dirty mind!!LOL!
yep, that's it.. gotta sleep, night all!
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
Good point ESE......Maybe she has Neuticles and a really big clit!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 28, 2008 - 12:48am.
i'm still not convinced Ronson doesn't have a dick
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
Okay, so you totally KNOW that they bump pussies and giggle!!!!!!!! Why would they deny it???? the Ronson is into the Ginger Muffin nightly and to deny it would be stupid...........GAWD!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Lezzy Lohan HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That just kills me.
LOL
Awww, she looks so sassified. Sammie knows how to do it.
The Dollywood thing is complete bullshit. Brit Brit maybe.
Hey, my husband helped design Thunderhead at Dollywood. Don't call his woody "ragged" ;)
Amazing. A wedding in Dollywood. Too good to be true.
I came into this world to live out-loud
Lesbians are so 90s.
snore
I think she's just doing this crap for press. She seems the type. She wasn't getting any more attention so she slipped a ring on her finger.
And Sam the man reminds me of that douche Nicole Richie dated. He went around saying he got paid more to DJ when he was dating a high profile celeb and now that they weren't dating he was sad because he wasn't making as much so he needed to get a famous girlfriend STAT.
Of course she could just be clueless to how skeezy Lohan is. Didn't she go by Mrs. Ronson on myspace. What a tool.
I think they´re pretty hot together. Samantha reminds me of Shane in L Word, my girl crush...
Im starting to like Michael Lohan,at least he's not in denial about shit like that crazy bitch dina!
Lord, please let this be true. The location! The couple! It's all so perfectly fucked up!
Now if the wedding party includes Paris, Nicole, Kimbo and the guest list includes about twenty of the guys LiLo has done over the years, I'll die and go to celebutrash heaven!
Hohan won't be happy with just a rug to munch, she still needs the dipstick.
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My best friend is in "the industry" (and gay) and he says that he has some very good lesbian sources who say that Lindsay is totally a 'mo now. I believe him.
But then again, I had a friend in college who fell in love with her best friend (who was a girl) and her best friend fell in love with her...and they wound up having this really intense lesbian affair for like a year. They are now both married to men and it was their only homosexual experience. So, it could be that too...I think its possible for women to be so emotionally invested in another person, that their gender becomes irrelevant. That being said, I doubt that will happen to me...
She seems 'better' when Samantha is around her. Maybe she's a good influence? If they're friends or more, I wish them well.
*LL should 'retire' and have a quiet life somewhere away from her parents.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
hohan needs to stop! did any body watch living lohan last night. it was so stupid. dina lohan is a poor excuse for a mother!
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peace out my bitches!
Blowhan will screw anything or anyone for publicity and/or drugs.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 27, 2008 - 9:43am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 10:31am.
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Yeh I think that that scenario is more common than people realize. Just ask anyone that went to a unisex boarding school. Or prison.
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Or college. *whistles*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Gross!
And i don't mean same gender relationships, i mean that THING LiLo allegedly boinks. (very allegedly, that is)
Is this sort of like how I was telling my brother I was going to marry Matthew McConaughey when I was 13?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LL is the fakest lesbian ever. She's only in it for two things, and neither involve her love for Virginia.
If Joel Madden would have laid it on her, she would have been like, "Sam who?"
I don't get it? If I were to try a Sapphic tryst she would have to be at least cute? Ohhh Ronson...
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Wonder if they stayed at the Motel 6 with the red heart shaped jacuzzi tub room?
That tramp better not step foot in my state or I will cut a bitch!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Just when I thought Hohan couldn't get any trashier, she one-ups Britney on the skank-o-meter.
She's a lesbian? So what? Some of my best friends are dykes. Hot ones too, I might add.
Now everyone go get these lovely carpet munchers something from Home Depot and shut your holes!
Dollywood? Dollywood?!
What a dyke!
www.myspace.com/triston
joe, I don't see how any DJ claims sobriety, when they are up all night.
If we never saw them during the day...sure, they are on Vampire Schedule...but we always see Ronson out.......suspicious.....
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 10:31am.
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Yeh I think that that scenario is more common than people realize. Just ask anyone that went to a unisex boarding school. Or prison.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by Sheeps on May 27, 2008 - 10:36am.
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Thanks for asking Sheeps. I'm at a loose end and don't know what to do with myself..
On-topic: She sells coke?..oh brother, just what a recovering addict needs. And I use the word *recovering* very loosely here.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
joe, right when I changed my siggie too...lol
yeah, who the hell do these women think they are fooling? Boobs do not grow two sizes when you are 23 years old- unless you are pregnant, or gaining weight...which she is neither.
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster tells B
@PSL..hahaha just read your siggy. So Audrina Partridge a) *doesn't have fake boobs*? and b) thinks it would be nice if people thought that she had rock-hard canteloupes on her chest?
For God's sake, it's a double whammy. A liar and an idiot.
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 27, 2008 - 7:33am.
Ronson def sells coke, if not partakes herself. I bet it's one thing that draws them together.
Having a relaxing day before you hit the grind again?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I always remember reading the opposite about Sam, that she was a hardcore user and turned Lindsay on to a lot of crap.
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Hey PSL! It would be nice to think that any struggling addict could hook up with someone that would encourage sobriety...but even if SR is clean & sober, I can't see her *persuading* Lilo not to booze it up. Ms Lohan looks like she could be quite a handful. And by handful, I mean a pissy, wilful, spoilt little bitch.
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I don't think Lindsay knows what she likes.
Supposedly she has made comments to suggest that they are a couple.
Like the one she *allegedly* said to Michelle Tanner. ("Keep your 15 yr. old Full House ass away from my girlfriend").
It's their business, so, whatever.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 27, 2008 - 10:29am
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*ripping off rose-coloured glasses*
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Maybe she got burned out on men for a bit. I have a friend that's married but she did have a relationship with a woman years ago. It wasn't every woman, just one specific one she had a connection with.
Either way, I think these two like playing the speculation card and the attention it brings. At least LL does.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
joe, I read that too...but I don't believe it.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 27, 2008 - 7:20am.
Didn't I read somewhere that SR doesn't drink or do drugs? Or did I just make that up?
Just made that up. Morning!!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I don't know Jimmy. I haven't seen LL around a dick in awhile. I don't think about people's so called Homophobia. I don't want to hang with you because you may turn me gay...is just sick. Like those people who beat up and killed Matt Shepard...the defense tried to play some bullshit about homophobia. People need to live and let live. If LL is muff diving with Roston that's her business. It could be casual it could be serious...point is who she fucks or dates has nothing to do with how others act.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Hahaha DeeDee. I totally forgot about Phoebe. Too much gingerosity in one room can't be good. And there's that pesky boiled chicken thing too. Wouldn't want to interfere with the tuna smell.
*ack, grosses self out*
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But then again, what do I know?
Ugh omg she can't have a lesbian friend without being her lover? WTF this is why str8 guys dont hang with gay guys because people are going to assume something is going on. SO RETARDED! She clearly loves dick way too much.
Keep up the denials, Ali and Dina.
I doubt they are getting married, but they are definitely together.
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“People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’”
- Audrina Partridge
Great idea IG. But make sure Phoebe Price doesn't find out what we're doing. That bitch will attention-whore herself into every picture. Not to mention she smells like boiled chicken.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 10:08am.
Shenanigans. Hohan likes having her sinkhole assualted with various and sundry dick. Of course it's probably like swinging a baseball bat in a garbage can, but still.
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LMFAO♥♥♥♥♥!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still mulling that now infamous photo last year, when Sam R (apparently) purposely stopped the car in front of the paps while Lilo drooled and dozed in the front seat. If she did it to try and make Lilo realize she needed help big-time, good for her. Didn't I read somewhere that SR doesn't drink or do drugs? Or did I just make that up?
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Joe and DeeDee, I think we should take up a collection and send MK to Dollywood. He can swing by and pick up La Pequena on the way, and see if Carrot Top and Gary Coleman are available as ushers.
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But then again, what do I know?
Clarisse:
Ahahahaaaa! Yes it was! Forgot about that.
"I mean, I'll stick my finger up my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrely, but that's about the extent of it."
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore