A Dollywood Wedding?
If this shit is true, this will be the greatest celebrity wedding of all time! The Daily Star reports that Lezzy Lohan has been telling friends she will marry Samantha Ronson. Just for the record, Lohan's bitches have denied she's bumping coochie lips with Ronson.
Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger this past weekend in Cannes sparking rumors that she's engaged. Lohan reportedly said she's planning a partnership ceremony at Dollywood in July. Yes, Dolly Parton's theme park. Their wedding cake better be a giant funnel cake.
Seriously, this sounds like my kind of wedding. Gayelles, ginges, Dolly Parton, funnel cakes and raggedy roller coasters. Amazing! It's too good to be true. This is just drunk talk.
And what does Michael Lohan think of all this gayelle action? He told UsWeekly that Lezzy's romance with Samantha "is evident to anyone with half a brain." In related news, White Oprah has denied the romance. Half a brain meet White Oprah.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 9:11am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 -
more like sticking your finger in a small tin can.
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Sharp edges and all?
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Dawnie, you should know as well as the rest of us that the Blohan's snatch has teeth! sharp & dangerous!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 27, 2008 - 9:14am.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 9:47am.
The only thing missing is La Pequena as the ring bearer.
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HAHAHA and MK as the flower girl!
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LOL! Hilarious, bitches.
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DDD,
Shenanigans!! Isn't that the resturant from the movie "Waiting"?
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
islandgirl....LMAO
klassy with a kapital K! :)
I wonder who can stay on the bucking bronco the longest????
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 9:47am.
The only thing missing is La Pequena as the ring bearer.
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HAHAHA and MK as the flower girl!
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You know where you are?
You're in the jungle baby..
Wow, I wanna go!!! I hope this is true...though it's too good to be true.
-and to everyone saying she can't live w/o cock..heard of sex toys? I'll bet they have everything lol!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 -
more like sticking your finger in a small tin can.
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Sharp edges and all?
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 27, 2008 - 10:09am.
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Hee hee... now THAT is klassy!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 9:08am.
Shenanigans. Hohan likes having her sinkhole assualted with various and sundry dick. Of course it's probably like swinging a baseball bat in a garbage can, but still.
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That's why Sam's got the 12-inch strap-on Mega-dong dildo. It makes the sex a little better...more like sticking your finger in a small tin can.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
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They have been together for quite sometime, on and off it was only a matter of time before this would 'come out'.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Shenanigans. Hohan likes having her sinkhole assualted with various and sundry dick. Of course it's probably like swinging a baseball bat in a garbage can, but still.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh FUCK YEAH!
Damn, this gotta be true. Lohan, keep on licking that coochie! You won't get pregnant and well, let's face it, Sam is way hotter than all the greasy fuckers you've ever boinked!
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
They should get married in Canada; it's legal and they can have a giant beaver tail cake instead.
I call b.s. on this, however.
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LoLo!
Those are the best! I loved the bull that had "just got home from work" in the dirty white t-shirt, with the arms cut off, sans bra when the cops rolled up!!! That was grade A white trash there!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
So it's evident to the jailhouse bible thumper but not to cokewhore mom?
This shit sounds like part of some Punk'd bullshit.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 8:59am.
Yeah, ok. I'd love to see if the Blohan can exist that long without the trouser snake.
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LMAO!!!
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who knew they loved Dolly so much
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
PS Lindsay looks great here! Samantha Ronson is a slightly-cleaner Pete Doherty.
Submitted by lpf3344 on May 27, 2008 - 5:49am.
He is my favorite . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
huh?
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Go Spurs!
Yeah, ok. I'd love to see if the Blohan can exist that long without the trouser snake.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
http://www.dollywood.com/
This is supposedly what Dolly had to say about the announcement:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grEx37St_XM
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
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Well, I suppose kudos to Michael Lohan for being candid enough to admit it, even if it is just to get himself more press.
I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM ON COPS!!!!!!
Bad Boy! Bad Boy! What cha gonna do?
What you gonna do when these two lesbians call for you to break up their fist fight on their lawn!
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Every time I read "gayelle" I LOL.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I duno about this one? My POV is that Ronson is there for "convenience" reasons [i.e paying for shit, the rides in the Porsche, ect....] However, I think Ronson has a somewhat 'genuine love' for Blohan....they ain't no "rojo caliente" so MEH!!
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Another wedding I would love to attend.
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Dayum! If this is true, I'm going!
But isn't Dollywood in Tennessee? Do they have legal gayelle weddings there yet?
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
This makes me uncomfortable....the Lohan circus is getting entirely too close to my Mark.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
The only thing missing is La Pequena as the ring bearer.
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But then again, what do I know?
And what does Michael Lohan think of all this gayelle action? He told UsWeekly that Lezzy's romance with Samantha "is evident to anyone with half a brain." In related news, White Oprah has denied the romance. Half a brain meet White Oprah.
Why are you soooooo retarded. You kill me!!!
LMFAO!
That would be a match made in Hell
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Go Spurs!