Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Figures

Why do these celebrity twats always date their co-stars? It's bad enough having to see the same bitch all day at work and then you have to see them at home and on the weekends? Variety is the spice of life!

Gossip Girl twinkies, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are doing each other in real life. They are probably too dumb to realize the difference between real life and fake life. They totally call each other by their character names.

Here's Blake and Penn holding hands and drinking Shrek jizz in NYC yesterday.

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Damn that girl has really nice legs.

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_Submitted by kpeindc on May 28, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Can anyone tell me where he got the shorts? I like 'em.

Prolly the fucking GAP or Cracker Barrel

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Can anyone tell me where he got the shorts? I like 'em.

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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on May 28, 2008 - 12:58am.

i'll agree with everything ya got, but... hey, hey, hey!!... i like "Reaper"

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EatYourVeggies's picture

Their show fucking sucks and all the actors are completely overblown. It's sad that kids think that crap is what good t.v. should be. Blake has a great body but the fact of a dude.

Whoever said Supernatural is the best thing on the CW is right.

fionalicious's picture

omg wtf is going on with this toes?? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!?

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But seriously Jorge, dump the witch bitch before u're sorry!

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i watched gossip girls for the first time last night cus i was curious, and i was NOT impressed at all. what a horrible fucking show!

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Brionity's picture

Which one's Penn And which one's Blake?

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Just because she says so . . . doesn't mean you have to do it.

She's nice, but he seems controlling or not as friendly.

I think she is a bit too tall for acting, but she seems cute.

Nicholeoleoleo's picture

Penn is no where near as hot as the guy who plays his dad on Gossip Girl (sadly enough I'm admitting to watching Gossip Girl, but only because Joel McHale on The Soup made fun of the go-to-rapist, Chuck, and because my friends read the books...but they've and I've since stopped watching because that guy turned a good novel series onto one big OC sequel.)

Sorry to hear about Xyzbit's baby. I didn't even know that he and his wife or whatever were expecting. I don't really listen to his music, but after seeing him on PMR and the Craig Ferguson Show, he's a pretty cool, witty, and smart guy. Sadness. :(

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cupid92's picture

why in the name of god did she have on boots yesterday with that dress? It was 80 degrees yesterday in NYC. I don't get it....

Rod's picture

Now, which one is Blake and which one is Penn?

Damn unisex names.

Forgive my "knuckleheadness".

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Gossip girls are really beautiful, I know so many sexy girl like them on ** LovingRich.com** are looking for ralationship ,It's a famous dating site even amomg the Celebs.I often saw many stars like Britney appears on that site!

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@Mr.Pres:

Thanks for the info. Terrible.

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Submitted by Mr. President on May 27, 2008 - 8:01am.
Just heard that Xzibit's newborn son is dead. Sad.
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I just read that too. Very sad. My heart goes out to them. Losing a child, is something you never get over.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 12:02pm.

He was premature. The baby's lungs could not take in enough oxygen on their own. He has a statement on his Myspace and there is a TMZ post as well.

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 27, 2008 - 12:01pm.

"Pimp My Ride" was the greatest show ever. Thought I would post the news here since these two are Gossip Girl celebs are obviously boring everyone to tears.

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Submitted by Mr. President on May 27, 2008 - 11:01am.
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Oh no! How awful! Did it say how?

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Submitted by Mr. President on May 27, 2008 - 8:01am.
Just heard that Xzibit's newborn son is dead. Sad.

Really? That is so sad
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Just heard that Xzibit's newborn son is dead. Sad.

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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on May 27, 2008 - 11:42am.
Bullshit. The best show in the CW is Supernatural.
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Yes, that's the one I was trying to think of.
The stars of that show ["Sam" and "Dean"] are dating each other in real life, too.
It's in their contract.

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he's so fucken ugly and she's not that much better!
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Sensimina's picture

I think she looks cute, but her skirt is too short. Just an inch longer and it would be perfect. She has great legs, but it still looks skank to wear skirts that short.
However, I'd much rather see her wear that shit than the Jersey trash college sluts in my town. I've seen vagina and ass in broad daylight due to skirts like that. Vaginas and asses that no one should have to see.

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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on May 27, 2008 - 10:21am.

I totally ♡ "Gossip Girls" ... it's the best show on the CW.
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Bullshit. The best show in the CW is Supernatural.

backfat's picture

I keep meaning to watch this show, but my husband will barely let me watch the Tudors, let alone this.

Cara's picture

Don't know who they are. Don't want to know who they are.

Madame Dufarge's picture

Oh my! I hope she checked the calorie content of that green drink. It looks FATTENING!!

NotsoAnonymous's picture

I totally ♡ "Gossip Girls" ... it's the best show on the CW.
Even better than, uh, what's the name of that other one?
Well, that was until I read this post.
I asked myself, "Self, what the hell were they doing in Manhattan on Memorial Day"?
Only losers are in the city on summer holiday weekends.
Chace gets a "pass" tho... I'm guessing he was tied up with various "Fleet Week" activities.

Ma Nom's picture

let's talk about getting drunk at work parties. ok i'll start....
last night i got drunk at a party with a bunch of people i work with that i never met before and i called one flight attendant a whore. is that wrong? never met her before but i heard all about her! that's classic. your turn

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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 11:10am.
Can we talk about something else on this post that's more newsworthy?

ANYTHING!
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Hear, hear! And preferably nothing more about the Lohans!

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Hey SB!

Sure, lets talk venereal warts. Those are more interesting. Um, I've heard.

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Good Morning PSL, I hate Gossip Girls. I hate the show and I hate the people on it, and I hate what is about. Its a terrible show. I am sick of hearing people talk about it and these lame people. Its like the OC 2. Ugh. The Hills is ok because yeah its fake but its kinda real. I can handle that.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

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Can we talk about something else on this post that's more newsworthy?

ANYTHING!

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Morning LA...I agree, but I'd still rather hear about these douches, than ANYONE from "the Hills".

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Britney is so taking notes on that horrid getup she's wearing.

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I think she's the answer to that blind item about the girl who wanted to try coke at a club and had to get banged by two guys to get her some. She's dumb as fuck. Hope she fades away.

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Ugh. MK please don't start talking about these Gossip Girls douches. You're the only one who doesn't.

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She's cute, but i don't watch this show, so I don't care.

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Stock Broker's picture

Why is this crap news???

Must be a slow day.

LoLo's picture

It is now up to the residents of the Upper East Side to ban together and start throwing shit at these fucking pussy ass bitches on the street when they block your ass to film this retarded ass bull shit show.

Fucking blocking off streets so little whores out in Kansas can watch this shit.

OH AND COW BOY BOOTS ARE OVER BITCH! Put that shit back in your closet and wait till fall like the rest of us turd muncher.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on May 27, 2008 - 10:01am.
Who are these new douches and why do we care again?

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Bossy's picture

She is way more attractive than he is. In fact, I don't actually find him attractive at all.

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haris pilton's picture

Most celebs date their co-stars because it improves their performance on screen, real love is better than fake love.

Mr. President's picture

I can't say anything bad about this chick. She is one of the cutest girls in Hollywood. Then again, after seeing Wino's hairy chocha in Pampers, any girl on the following post would be considered a sight for sore eyes.

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Who are these new douches and why do we care again?

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