Fergie Fires Back
The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter's ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, "Can't someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours."
Yup, that's all she said. That's fucking Disney shit compared to what you're probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can't read minds or we'll all get a royal beat down.
Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, "Touch me, fine, but don't touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?" FYI, here's what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don't invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.
Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed "a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini."
Fergie went on to say, "The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice's) comment was, 'Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?'" She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.
Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.
girlfriend, you are fine. enjoy your wealth and the beach. Why fuck up a good life with the bullcrappy.
OMG, if Bea's a size 10 then I must be a size 2 (and I'm not). What Pearson wrote was harsh, but let's be honest here: if you don't want the paps to take unflattering photos and columnists to write crappy things about you, don't run around in a bikini with a terrible bra with no uplift which lets your boobs hang down toward your waist, and a bottom which accentuates your huge thunder thighs. As my brother-in-law once so sagely put it: "Just because they have it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it." With her billions of royal dollars, surely Bea could have found a much more flattering bathing suit. Pearson has a point about the sarong...
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 27, 2008 - 8:36pm.
-"Submitted by . on May 27, 2008 - 9:49pm."
Oh, it's a quote from a great and intelligent thinker and artist. It's deep and meaningful, it's so sad you don't like it because I do. It isn't to "fuck around" anyone, I find that quote hillarious.
How about this? Quote yourself? I bet you could come up with some hilarious, quote worthy shit? Why lower and debase yourself to quoting someone you obviously despise with so much rancor that you must repeat shit over and over in your signature? You don't make a point except to embarrass yourself for being petty.
Bea would look pretty hot if she had the right designer suit that actually suited her.
I dunno why everyone insists on wearing a bikini even if they don't have a bikini body. I admit she looks better than a lot of the thinner women who wear bikinis as just being thin doesn't mean it's gonna look good either. I'd say she's 20-30 pounds past curvy. I think she wouldn't have to lose much weight to just be healthy and still feminine.
That said, the columnist was just being a bitch to a teenager and she should fuck off.
the only thing offensive about fergie's pride and joy is that she is NOT a size ten...
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um ok she looks fine...BUT nooooo way she is a size 10.... a 14 maybe...
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The war isn't working.
you mean that's NOT Kelly Clarkson?!?
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yeah, I said it! what?
-"Submitted by . on May 27, 2008 - 9:49pm."
Oh, it's a quote from a great and intelligent thinker and artist. It's deep and meaningful, it's so sad you don't like it because I do. It isn't to "fuck around" anyone, I find that quote hillarious.
But you are the only one complaining about my quote and it doesn't keep anyone else from enjoying Dlisted, while people who are creating shitloads of accounts just for the lame purpose of fucking around with others do in fact ruin the comments experience. I understand the occasional troll and shit stirrer, but becoming the resident village idiot who loves bikering with others as a sport is trully fucking lame. Besides, it clogs the threads with useless shit. Get it?.
Unless the boot fits...
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 5:35pm.
I agree with you. Well put, very well put.
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
I have to say though, I've seen much worse packed into a speedo. *shudders* *heebie jeebies*
Thank you! And YES, me too. *cringes and cries in corner*
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You're in the jungle baby..
L'Oreal: because you're worth it! Bwahaha, I haven't seen my natural hair color since 2001, but variety is the spice of life ain't it? Also, I tend to use Revlon's Color Silk, because it's great for being less than 5 bucks a pop, and I am a cheap cheap bitch...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
it's all gone pearshaped..
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I see the pillars of righteous posting are on the schedule today.
On TOPIC: She'll never be Queen.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Oh, girlllllll! L'Oreal be my brand too! I haven't known my natural hair color since 1999 (*cue Prince in purple tights and frillies*).
I still can't believe Fergies bebes be young adults now. Damn, I really am an old bitty!
@Period:
Oh I have been everything! I am a natural gray.
But I have been jet black, brunette, platinum and a redhead and varying degrees in between. I love me some L'Oreal.
Love your hot ass, too!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 4:42pm.
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I ♥ you, Bunny Kravitz.
I agree. I stopped punishing my body into a size 8 years ago. I still exercise and eat healthy and recently did lose a nice bit of weight, but I am content with my body, because frankly, you can only do so much.
You have to be grateful for your assets. I am well-proportioned, tall and don't have cellulite. So there's some good stuff. You gotta appreciate what's good, do the best you can and not sweat what can't be fixed.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Jeez can we stop slinging poo at each pther and instead fling poo at celebs and semi-celebs and Phoebe Price? Thanks
Xo, Monkeypoo (sic,but I'm keeping it)
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 5:41pm.
lol
You know I love your hot ass! *spanks your hiney*
Btw, I never knew you were a blonde! I saw your picture when I was lurking and for some reason always thought you were a brunette. ? Must be the MTM pics confusing me.
All I know for certain today [?] is Bea makes me feel THIN and I love her for that. YAYYYYYYY!
I'm sorry--that is NOT a size 10.
Submitted by rotten_egg on May 27, 2008 - 5:38pm.
You know, it would be nice if some people could stop creating accounts just to step all over certain users. It's fucking stupid.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
rotten_egg, it would ALSO be nice if certain posters didn't use other poster's quotes in their sigs just to FUCK WITH THEM. Absolutely NOTHING positive comes from doing that shit. As far as who comes here under what name? A name is a name is a word is a word. If someone is genuine that will come through. If someone is a complete asshole that will come through too. If you are cool with people then often times you can turn a possible troll into a friendly user rather than a hostile enemy. Michael K. could ban I.P.s usernames etc. and that won't keep a stubborn troll with an agenda from coming back over and over ad nauseum. So what do we do then? Do we try to get along or give up?
M.E., I wasn't calling you a troll. The point I was trying to make is that you, me and almost EVERYONE here at one time or another has FED the trolls and therefore keep them coming back for more negative attention. And the 'mouse' reference was because I swear to G every time I lurk here you're calling someone 'mouse' and it is juvenile and OLD.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 2:31pm.
I thought you were a young'n!
No darlin', I am old 53 to be exact.
But like you I spent many many hours in the gym as a younger woman. I know the kind of time and effort committment requirted.
Never did achieve the slim lean thighs I was striving for no matter what I did.
Many years ago I saw a bodybuilding contest. A friend of mine was competing.(Not professional.) As you know these contestants get their bodyfat down to an abnormally low level.
One of the contestants had incredibly flabby large thighs. And that is when I realized that there is a limit to what you can achieve with diet and exercise, expecially when it come to distribution of bodyfat.
That didn't mean I couldn't commit to being the best possible me, it just meant my ideal figure was out of reach.
And that is OK.
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
Submitted by . on May 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
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Oh Period, darling! Did you call Mouse? You know it's one of my many alters! *wink*
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
KnobGoblin - sure its fine to have a play fight but its not cool to have a bunch of people gang up on you, call you names then accuse you of being the troublemaker! I hsve said a million times ok we don't agree, let's back down and part on good terms so the next time we bump into each other it doesn't go from there. Everytime I do that I'm told to fuck off asshole etc which is not cool. We didn't agree, we had a fight, let's leave it at that, ok? This was ok with Stoney but not with anyone else which is why I'm still talking about it. I don't mind fights but I don't like going away thinking whoever that person is a tosser and I hope they don't show up again - do you understand? Its all just play so can we please play nice?
You know, it would be nice if some people could stop creating accounts just to step all over certain users. It's fucking stupid.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
***I think she has a very sexy figure. She actually looks like a fully-grown adult woman.
People with skeletal frames are so unattractive. Those Nicole Richie-running-on-the-beach-in-a-bikini shots made me nauseous.
Beatrice isn't a skeleton and she isn't a big flabby obese girl either...she's just a normal girl with an hourglass figure.***
Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on May 27, 2008 - 12:07pm.
There are certain medical conditions that cause obesity, like Prader Willie.
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Prader Willie is an extremely rare genetic disorder, however, I think we would all be better off feeling compassion for rather than disdaining others more unfortunate than ourselves whether it be their financial status, their weight or whatever.
It doesn't cost anything to be kind.
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 5:32pm.
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I've spent way too much time on this thread today!!
It's just an internet forum though, if someone calls you a name it doesn't even matter because they don't know you, right? It's easy to toss around insults online, so they should be taken with a grain of salt.
KnobGoblin its not about not wanting to read any more posts its about not wanting to be attacked and insulted and then be told you're being a troublemaker for responding. I'm not going to have someone call me an asshole and then just walk away with my tale between my legs. Its not fair and I don't deserve it and I don't usually find people on Dlisted to be like this.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 27, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 11:17am.
Putting on size scares most women.
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It didn't scare me. But it DOES requires a lot time and effort.
I spent the vast majority of my evenings in a gym in my 20's and 30's
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That it does...I am in the gym for 45 minutes Mon-Fri during my lunch break and 1-1.5 hours in the evenings on Wed-Thurs & Sat-Sun!
I thought you were a young'n!
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 5:25pm.
God what is wrong with you? I've never experienced people like this on DListed before. I said I was waving the white flag of peace. Why can't you just back down and say whatever. I've backed down why can't you?
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Crikey Mate! (Oh, that's Australian, my bad!) Just log off your computer if you don't want to read anymore posts...
WTH - Common Sense??
Submitted by . on May 27, 2008 - 1:23pm.
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What the hell?!?!?
Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 11:17am.
Putting on size scares most women.
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It didn't scare me. But it DOES requires a lot time and effort.
I spent the vast majority of my evenings in a gym in my 20's and 30's.
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
God what is wrong with you? I've never experienced people like this on DListed before. I said I was waving the white flag of peace. Why can't you just back down and say whatever. I've backed down why can't you?
Sheeps, your ass is mine. I know that isn't a Slip-N-Slide in your avie.
Submitted by M.E. on May 27, 2008 - 5:18pm.
I thought LA resolved to stop fighting.
*rolls eyes*
Yeah, M.E., you never participate in the shit stirring. EVER (righhhhhhht). Give me a break, woman. You feed 'em too.
Don't forget to yell, "Mouse!" at least once a week also since that lends such immense credibility to your character on dlisted.
*annoyed mumbling*
ANYWAY~
Bea is enjoying some PRIVATE time in a fairly modest bikini. It would be ONE thing if she was wearing a thong. Then I'd be thoroughly grossed out but hell, she's covered and not shooting anyone her bits. Whatever.
I DIDNT MAKE YOU SIT DOWN AT YOUR COMPUTER CRAZY!
Get the fuck up and go watch the apprentice and shut the fuck up. Shit!
And Take Princess Beas big fat ass with you!
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Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 5:20pm.
See you're still throwing the insults! I haven't said a word to you! I'm saying you and others directed offensive comments at me as you are still doing and I responded. Wouldn't you? Can we please now drop it, I've just realised I've missed The Apprentice which would have been far more entertaining. Seriously I'm waving the white flag of peace.
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See you're still throwing the insults! I haven't said a word to you! I'm saying you and others directed offensive comments at me as you are still doing and I responded. Wouldn't you? Can we please now drop it, I've just realised I've missed The Apprentice which would have been far more entertaining. Seriously I'm waving the white flag of peace.
I thought LA resolved to stop fighting.
*rolls eyes*
This is a great, funny post and an example of what makes Dlisted so addictive.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on May 27, 2008 - 5:11pm.
While that is true to a certain extent, this girl is NEVER going to haver thighs like Giselle Bunchen.
Not.
Ever.
No matter how much weight she loses or how much she exercises.
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That's where I differ from most, I don't see Giselle as "fit", I see her as slender and slim (not necessarily a bad thing)...but definitely not muscular. I loves tha muscles! And if Princess Blumpkin wanted to be sexy, she could be...I guess princesses have better things to do with their time...*snickers*
Keane
I never typed the word hate. It is ALL here in plain back and white.
Lay off the wine ass hole.
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on May 27, 2008 - 10:01am.
Exercise - weightlifting and cardivascular training can change the shape of any body. Using the excuse of genetics is absolutely ridiculous!! Take this from someone who HAS transformed their body.
While that is true to a certain extent, this girl is NEVER going to have thighs like Giselle Bunchen.
Not.
Ever.
No matter how much weight she loses or how much she exercises.
Total rubbish LoLo, I have an opinion, I got involved in a debate and got a lot of people attacking me for it. You yourself started saying stuff like you hate Beatrice, you hope I'm related to her, you hope I dive in her mudflaps or whatever. Thats offensive! I'm gonna respond and get angry cos I've not been being offensive to anyone and if people take the piss out of me I'm gonna take the piss back. Simple. So can we just leave it now, I'm exhausted.
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Well KnobGoblin why don't you give leaving the country a shot sometime and come and see what us non-Americans are like? It'll be a whole new world for ya!
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LoL - I'm not American, nor do I live in the United States of America...
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You are being very pre-ban Love Angelina right now.
And for the last fucking time, unless YOU are a royal, then i did not call you a fucking tard.
ON Topic: wow this kid, who like all kids, did not have the choice in who her parents were, but that does not change the fact that the vision of her makes me want to poke my eyeballs out.
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Women come in all shapes and sizes. Some are size small, some are size medium, and some are size blimp.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Rubbish LoLo I was just having a discussion about something and some people started calling me a retard etc etc and that made me argue back - wouldn't you?
Submitted by Keane on May 27, 2008 - 3:59pm.
No problem, grumpy.
*dusts off English degree*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
LoLo I don't care if you hate her or if you don't, I just don't agree with people slagging off young girls who have no choice about being famous cos they look overweight in a bikini. I meant the hate directed at me. Think what you like about Bea, I'm just making my point.
And ME - what on earth is an MO and what on earth would you know about me?