Fergie Fires Back
The Original Fergie has had it with the British press trashing her 19-year-old daughter's ass. Fergie has spoken out about a comment made by Allison Pearson of the Daily Mail. Allison had this to say about pictures of Princess Beatrice in a bikini, "Can't someone buy that girl a sarong? For her sake, as well as ours."
Yup, that's all she said. That's fucking Disney shit compared to what you're probably thinking. Hopefully, Fergie can't read minds or we'll all get a royal beat down.
Fergie told the NYDN during a press conference for her new reality show, "Touch me, fine, but don't touch my children. This woman (Pearson), I would like to go to her house, to see her family. Should we focus on her derriere?" FYI, here's what Allison Pearson looks like. She looks like she could possibly take down Fergie. Cage fight! Just don't invite Princess Bea, because she could take them all down with one quick assbutt.
Allison stands by her comment and said she never called Bea fat but expressed "a less-than-flattering, if widespread, thought about an unfortunate bikini."
Fergie went on to say, "The press has been absolutely outrageous, and really being very mean about the size of her figure, calling her such horrible names. I think her (Beatrice's) comment was, 'Will they be happy if I get anorexia because then they could write about that, wouldn't they?'" She said her daughter is a size 10 and is perfectly healthy.
Sticks and stones! Princess Bea is a hot BBW who can probably make chicken paillard with her ass cheeks. Allison is just jealous. She wishes she had those skills.
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by Jimmy Bocca on May 27, 2008 - 8:45am.
This body is normal for lets say a 45yo whos had a couple kids but by no means is this a healthy body for a 19yo. SORRY. just isn't.
I don't think she's ROJO CALIENTE or anything like that, but she's not morbidly obese, she's moderately overweight. Give me a fucking break. She can't help that she has saggy tits, it's "healthier" to let that shit hang than to go under anaesthesia and get a breast lift or implants, or to starve herself or do coke to get thin. Again, not saying she's skinny or perfect or anything like that, but she's not "unhealthy" looking.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
LCt who is that in your avie? Is that my hunka hunka-burning love, John Krasinski? Me love him very long time.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
let's cut the bull and call it what it is. She's a lard ass. Case closed. I mean Shitny is way skinier than her and people are calling her fat. Shitney is chubby this one is just plain FAT
Though I must add that she could definitely use some help in the boobie support area... ha ha, boobie. My favoritest word ever!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Everyone here calling her a whale, a house, etc., please go ahead and post pics of yourselvesin bathing suits. Then we'll compare them to this picture, and see if you're really in the place to be calling her anything.
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ITA. I think she looks good. She's got smooth skin (aka not an overabundance of cheese), her rolls aren't having over the bathing suit, and for a bigger girl she looks like she's taking care of herself in the 'not sitting around on her ass' department. I don't see what the big deal is.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Well let's put it this way, she ain't no Demi Moore or Audrey Hepburn.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 27, 2008 - 9:50am.
Everyone here calling her a whale, a house, etc., please go ahead and post pics of yourselvesin bathing suits. Then we'll compare them to this picture, and see if you're really in the place to be calling her anything.
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Wow. I swam 60 lenghts/30 laps yesterday. BRB with my photo.
_Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 27, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Who is the chicken shit i wonder?
Do you have any clues?
HAs other crap been hapening BESIDES the Begie Baby head injury case?
I go to play in the mountains with some hot whores and a row boat and this is what i come back to? BORED WITH IT!
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I definitely don't think she's a size 10...In Britain does that mean 14-16??
I think she's fat and needs to work out...If you don't want people saying shit about your fat booty, then don't wear things that emphaSIZE it.
Bea's got her mum's genes.
Plus, weren't there a whole bunch of NSFW photos of Sarah F. back in the day?
Princess Diana - paps were always on her tail and she looked AWESOME ALL THE TIME. <3
Beatrice needs to step it up. I didn't know they had Costco's in England.
Everyone here calling her a whale, a house, etc., please go ahead and post pics of yourselvesin bathing suits. Then we'll compare them to this picture, and see if you're really in the place to be calling her anything.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Everyone here calling her a whale, a house, etc., please go ahead and post pics of yourselvesin bathing suits. Then we'll compare them to this picture, and see if you're really in the place to be calling her anything.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Submitted by pslsuckliterally on May 27, 2008 - 11:35am.
we dont like britney here go to a leave britney alone site you are stupid
britarded bitch
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 27, 2008 - 12:47pm.
What? She looks like she's a size 18.
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No way Jose. Keep in mind, she is larger than the media would like and she's in a bikini, so naturally she's going to look bigger than she is. She's DEFINITELY not a size 18. I'd say the size 10 isn't accurate but she's seriously not THAT fat.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 12:47pm.
For real! She lays down and those things become back fat!
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Mmmmm. I may be wrong, but by the looks of them I think she could also steal away the Silver Dollar Nipple Award from Heather Mills. Damn, she's on FIYA.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Being a Princess and an heiress, who never has to worry about getting a real job and earning a living, she's probably doesn't give shit what the press says about her ass.
Her Uncle Chuck and Queen Grandma can have Allison Pearson disappeared to a swamp in Balmoral with a snap of their royal fingers.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 9:37am.
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What? She looks like she's a size 18.
Anyone hear old enough to remember 5-7-9 stores? (west coast). That was at the beginning of the mall-era.
Submitted by No Words on May 27, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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True. I see where you're coming from.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 11:41am.
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For real! She lays down and those things become back fat!
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
she is fat but the Daily Mail shouldnt have printed that
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by Jimmy Bocca on May 27, 2008 - 8:45am.
This body is normal for lets say a 45yo whos had a couple kids but by no means is this a healthy body for a 19yo. SORRY. just isn't.
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Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Can I pull all of you "Oh my God she's a fucking WHALE" posters away from your blasting long enough to point out that she still has a visible waist? Hence, not a fucking whale.
The fabled sea cow, perhaps?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
This body is normal for lets say a 45yo whos had a couple kids but by no means is this a healthy body for a 19yo. SORRY. just isn't.
She is beautiful
Can I pull all of you "Oh my God she's a fucking WHALE" posters away from your blasting long enough to point out that she still has a visible waist? Hence, not a fucking whale.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Hey XXYXZ, my other favorite whores... btw, I'm going to email Tom @ myspace, and HBIC here to ban Beige Baby's IP for cyber-stalking and harrassing other posters here. Feel free to do so yourselves as well.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Size 10 my fat ass!! I wear a size 10 and I can assure you my bootie is about half the size of hers! and European sizes run SMALLER than US!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 27, 2008 - 12:41pm.
I'm less concerned about her overall shape than I am about the fact that her chichiwees are trying to take a deep sea dive all on their own.
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She just stole the Sideways Boob award away from Brit. Don't run beside her or you'll get taken OUT.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I'm less concerned about her overall shape than I am about the fact that her chichiwees are trying to take a deep sea dive all on their own.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
she actually looks better than Phoebe Price or Mischa Barton ... no cellulite, at least in that picture
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Remember that fucking awesome pic MK had of her w/eyes half open and the blue sequin on?
LMFAO.
someone find it.please.
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PSL, how cute! Your troll is calling me out for being a Britaloonie!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 27, 2008 - 12:36pm.
If Beatrice is a 10, I'm a negative 10. There is no way in heck that HOUSE is a 10!!!!!
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Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Perception is a strange thing. I just spent some holiday time with a family member who is morbidly obese (to be exact, 5 foot nothing and over 200 lbs). We were watching that show where Carson Kressley makes women comfortable with their bodies and of course the woman he was working with was pretty overweight (a lot bigger than Bea). This family member looked at her and said "There's nothing wrong with her. She's just *curvy*". Is curvy the new fat?
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If Beatrice is a 10, I'm a negative 10. There is no way in heck that HOUSE is a 10!!!!!
Less teefs, more boobie support and she's good to go.
Allison shouldnt have opened her mouth in the first place. I love Bea's body. Talk about a self hating chubby. She's further perpetuating the hatred of her own body type.
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Another day, another shaming of women for not adhering to forced standards of perfection. You're too fat, you're too thin, you're too old, you got plastic surgery because you were told one of the above and now you look plastic.
You can't win. Might as well kill yourself now.
Allison, you've got chub too. Back the fuck off.
I love fat people blasting other fat people for being fat to make themselves feel better. It's a bitter circle.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Sartastic on May 27, 2008 - 10:32am.
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The reason we think Bea looks okay, and Britney looks like a whale is because Bea isn't an entertainer who has made millions on being a sexpot.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I know...as if they haven't walked themselves into an endless mound of ball-breaking every day over the fact that the births of most royals are the result of inbreeding.
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Aint that the truth! They should be thanking the stars her dads nasty cousin toucher genes didnt make this kid grow that big ole ass on her fucking five head.
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Yeah, luckily it only made her come out looking like a half-retarded Precious Moments doll.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Bea isn't chasing celebrity, like say, that potato head Willis kid.
Bea isn't claiming or trying to be anything but who she is. Keep on living your life on your terms, Bea. The world is full of people who want to drag you down even if you aren't continually shoving your mug on us around town, like say, potato head.
At least unlike the 2nd Fergie she doesn't bear a strong resemblance to Carrottop and wet herself on a regular basis.
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Damn! Can't someone swim in a 2-piece in peace. She is tone, she is just large. So everyone has to look like a f**king model as if they are on display for everyone else's pleasure. The internet has caused the U.S. to become a shallow place due largely to site likes this where probably 80% of the people leave the most ugly comments. That's the real ugly.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 12:27pm
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Yeh I agree. I'm a bit surprised too that people are being fairly gentle with her. I think Britney Spears offends people on so many levels that she just invites criticsm. Bea - meh. The only thing that you ever really hear or see of her is a photo of the occasional social event, where she's standing around with her mouth hanging open.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 27, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I must say I'm astonished that people are saying this chick looks OK, but Shitters gets ripped apart for being a fucking whale. I thought this girl was going to get a new asshole torn by DListers.
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I thought the same thing. Honestly I think she looks way too heavy. Sorry, but that's what my reaction was.
Submitted by joe shmoe on May 27, 2008 - 12:26pm.
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Remember that fucking awesome pic MK had of her w/eyes half open and the blue sequin on?
LMFAO.
someone find it.please.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 27, 2008 - 12:27pm.
I know...as if they haven't walked themselves into an endless mound of ball-breaking every day over the fact that the births of most royals are the result of inbreeding.
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Aint that the truth! They should be thanking the stars her dads nasty cousin toucher genes didnt make this kid grow that big ole ass on her fucking five head.
People she is not a kid she is a woman and is this something new all the British royal are fugly
There's nothing wrong with this girl's body. Unless you're on ANTM, where -- what was it, size 8? -- is a plus size.
She might want to think about additional support up top, though. She'll be glad later in life if she does.
I like Beatrice. I like her big smile and her anime eyes. What's wrong with being who you are?