Tuesday, May 27th 2008

Take It Off

This cover would have gotten an A+ from me if it read "Batman Undressed" and Christian Bale only had on a cape. Chicks are always posing naked for magazine covers, dudes should too. Seriously, I need to see what Batman is working with. It probably looks like this (link is NSFWish).

Click here to read Christian Bale's cover interview for Details Magazine.

Posted by: Michael K


Sashas_minion25's picture

HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!

ChubbyWubby's picture

I think he is a pretty good actor. Not sure why isn't in more movies. Wonder if doing AP type cast him...

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RJII's picture

My chicken ass would fuck his hotness, even in in American Psycho.

4lice4nn's picture

So, so sexy.

letinstar's picture

i thought christian had more lips than this...he's definitely cute though...
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patty cake's picture

FUCKING H O T

xoxox

The war isn't working.

sexi_minx's picture

Christian is so fuckin hot.Best Batman ever.

blackgirlzrule's picture

I hardly ever post on blogs, just b/c i'm basically too lazy to type anything, but i saw Mr.Bale and was compelled... i'm so so so in love with this man it's damn near not healthy!

soul's picture

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CB.. oh yum..unmasked? undone! =D

Puggles's picture

Love him.

He's also a very good actor.

madam s.'s picture

Hmmm... apparently I'm in the minority in that he does absolutely nothing for me. And he has no lips.

That bat seems frustrated.

Christian Bale is one finelookíng man, ever since I saw him in The Empire of the Sun, I knew he was heading for greatness.

kdracofan's picture

Islandgirl: I didn't go there! WE went to Bear's Penninsula on the SouthWest of the country. The Pacific was very strong.

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Submitted by kdracofan on May 27, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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I KNEW you'd love it!! Did you go to Areanal (sp?) volcano? I look forward to seeing the pics, and so glad you had a good time!!

ONT: Yum.

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islandgirl on May 27, 2008 - 2:22pm.
kdraco, are you still here? Hope you had a good trip!! Any Mel and Britney sightings while you were there? :)
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Hi hun!
Costa Rica was AWESOME
and NOOOO that's so funny! WHen I got back I read the post about them being there...I wonder what part of C.R. they were at.
I am going to send you pics soon. :)

C.Bale makes me all tingly too
I love him

Aerialgreen's picture

Pube face! in this, case, a preview for his fans of the happy trail to his bat-dong.

islandgirl's picture

kdraco, are you still here? Hope you had a good trip!! Any Mel and Britney sightings while you were there? :)

And Christian Bale makes me timbers shiver.

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denise13's picture

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

Hes awesome and can hide his accent better than most actors out there, you never see him being a jerk I wish him all the best

Ms. Caligula's picture

Oh... dear... God...

Must go change panties now.

kdracofan's picture

*sigh* he is tré-sexy!

oh mk, google. you can see his peener.

Nancyboy's picture

While you don't see the peen in it, you get some mighty fine views of Mr. Bale's scrumptious body in American Psycho.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I want to know what's in the article "Meet the guys who are trying to nail your wife."

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ITSKTBITCH's picture

Oh my gosh, such hotness. I have been in love with him since 'Little Women.'

Clarisse's picture

Back off the Bale, you greedy gits!!! I seen him first!!!

Stock Broker,
Thank god your finally here! I was jonesin for a Bale avie, but i'm still on an Izzard high!!!!!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Gaaa! Christian Bale is so hot I would bang him 24/7.

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Stock Broker's picture

About freakin' time I got some respect from these damn magazines.

joe shmoe's picture

OMG! Stockbroker! It's you! ;)

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

He wants me. He is undressing me with his eyes. Believe.

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Jesx's picture

LOL omg is that how bat penis' really look like?!?!?!?!?!

Notoriousrem_22's picture

Christian Bale is so freakin hot and talented. Maybe its his talent that makes him even hotter. I am shocked and saddened that he has yet to win an Oscar. He deserves one, he plays his characters with such intensity its amazing.

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M.E.
Agreed...And it had a great cast too...

Monkey,
It may take a weekend...but i have the movies covered!
Empire of the Sun - Check
Newsies -Check
Swing Kids - Check
Little Women - Check
All the Little Animals - Check (GREAT!!!!)
Velvet Goldmine - Check
American Psycho - Check CHECK!
Equilibrium - Check
Reign of Fire - Check
Howl's Moving Castle - Check
The Machinist - Check
Batman Begins - Check
The New World - Check
The Prestige - Check
Rescue Dawn - Check
3:10 to Yuma - Check

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M.E.'s picture

Laural Canyon was boring. I couldn't finish it.

MONKEYPOX's picture

OMG Clarisse we should do Bale Movie night! Lol, he is sooooo good, that my bf who kinda looks like him started doing the morning routine Patrick Bateman does in American Psycho, and he is as straight as they come...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

cornpone's picture

Thanks MK. Christian Bale is exactly what I want to see to cheer me up right after getting my ass chewed out by my boss for his sales numbers not being high enough, which ironically, is his responsibility.

Clarisse's picture

Faith,
I've been a Bale-head a loong time so i say this with a twinge of pain, but i wouldn't watch Laurel Canyon...not his best work...he wasn't bad, it was just a crap story.

Monkey,
I LOVE Newsies!!!
"It ain't lyin'. It's just improvin' the truth a little."

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Submitted by ViVee on May 27, 2008 - 12:59pm.
I really wished I wouldn't have clicked on that link, it was so wrong. :(
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Dirk Diggler's picture

He was hot in American Psycho. I love him.

radio siren's picture

WOW. I thought for a sec that Stockbroker had made the cover of Details! xoxoxoxo

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ViVee's picture

I really wished I wouldn't have clicked on that link, it was so wrong. :(

MONKEYPOX's picture

Does anyone here remember Newsies? Gawd I love that movie!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Faith's picture

Hey Clarisse,

I've seen Empire of the Sun . . . but I haven't seen Laurel Canyon.

If he sucks in it, I don't know if I want to see it . . .

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Submitted by LoLo on May 27, 2008 - 12:48pm.
Naw. Golf bags
Caddy Shack between its legs and shit.
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Good call. Who needs a caddy when your golf club holding bat vagina can bite anything that comes close?

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Clarisse's picture

Faith,
He did Laurel Canyon, but that was NOT his best work.

If you want to see him in something different, watch "Empire of the Sun"...It is pre-Hot Bale, but a brilliant flick!!!

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chicagokristi's picture

I so love this hot slut. Loved him since he was Lorry in "Little Women".

M.E.'s picture

The Bale has been acting since he was a child. Only NOW is he being recognized for his hotness and acting ablilities.

Sad.

lalamaria's picture

yummmy yum!!!

LoLo's picture

_Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 12:47pm.

Naw. Golf bags
Caddy Shack between its legs and shit.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 27, 2008 - 12:46pm.

Bat vaginas are the cats pajamas in some cultures.

What am i even saying?
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Are they used for storage? Cooking devices? Tampon holders?

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Clarisse's picture

LCT,
Absolutely! One of us will stalk, the other will watch American Psycho, then we switch!

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