Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Take It Off
This cover would have gotten an A+ from me if it read "Batman Undressed" and Christian Bale only had on a cape. Chicks are always posing naked for magazine covers, dudes should too. Seriously, I need to see what Batman is working with. It probably looks like this (link is NSFWish).
Click here to read Christian Bale's cover interview for Details Magazine.
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LMAO MK! That bat is hung! hardy har har
Mmmmm, Christian Bale.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
_Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 27, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Bat vaginas are the cats pajamas in some cultures.
What am i even saying?
meow
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I was just thinking I'd love to see him in a love story . . . NOT a romantic comedy, but a dramatic love story.
He is so hot.
Mmmmm...CB in the morning= sexy times in my head...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
JESUS! he is effing hot!
he is my new crush...grrrrr
Lolo, that's an effing log and a couple boulders. Could you imagine if human men's junk was the same proportions as a bat's? Our vaginas would be HUUUUUUUUUGE. Or very, very sore.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
look at the twig and berries on that little bat.
ok then
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Can I join you Clarisse?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Seriously biatches…
If I were to loose my shit and become a stalker, I would sooo stalk Christian Bale…or James Purefoy…or Joseph Feinnes…Oh I love me some British mens!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
No wonder Christina Aguilera married batboy. Those bitches be packin' heat!
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
HE IS SO SEXY!
Sexiest. Man. Alive.
My husband doesn't get the appeal of Christian Bale. I think my husband is retardated.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
I want to come back as a bat in my next life. Hotdamn, that looks like it'd be a good time. If you're a bat.
Awwwkkwwaardddd...
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
My god, I clicked on the WRONG link. UGH.
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MK, YOU FREAKING SLAY ME!
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In this picture, if you shave Christian Bale's hair off then he would look a lot like David Beckham, they have the same mouth.
Mmmmmmm, Christian Bale. YUMMAYE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Bat peen!
LOVES IT!!
Who knew bats were hung?
I agree that men should slut it up more in photoshoots, but I'm not exactly getting all wet over the Wonk shown in the photograph.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
LOOOOOOVE Bale.
LOVE him!
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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Why, oh WHY did I look????
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
OH
MY
GOD!
OH
MY
GOD!
OH
MY
GOD!OH
MY
GOD!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I'd so hit that! Yummy!
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Hahahahaha!!That friggin' cannot be real!! Where do find these pics, M.K????