Pete Wentz Has Never Looked Hotter

I didn’t know his first name was really “Jon”.
Why does he go by "Pete"?

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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day

The crazy don't know they're crazy, and Pete doesn't know he's a douchebag.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

I take a gander at these idiots, and all I can hear in my head is Goofy's corny laugh.

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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.

anything to cover up that monkey face and cro-magnun forehead.

Save me, my sides are splitting! Oh how Chinny McFlat Iron and that plastic, non-talent, oh-so-close-to-being-a-bastard-bearing skank wife of his probably tittered late into the night whilst scribbling on various paper plates before settling on this phenomenal effort...

Literally, my contempt for these two disgraces to ANY nation.. in fact, the human race has grown 1,000 fold in recent days! The fact that a moment of my beautiful life has passed and my brain has had to take in their pitiful existence disturbs me IMMENSELY!

You just know it took him a few hours of solid work to come up with this pathetic attempt at comedy. WILL YOU AWAY AND FUCK OFF YA WANKERS?

--thanks awfully--

I can't stand the site of these two... Why are the Simpson's so annoying to me? and this Wentz guy is the biggest fucking loser on earth!

If Ass's glasses were red, she could pass herself off as Sally Jesse Raphael.

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

Uvula,
"Could they be more desperate to be relevant?"

Sadly, i'm sure we will find out....

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

I see Petie boy went to the John Mayer School of Comedy.

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

This marriage will never last
He's prettier than her
They'll be fighting over the hair dryer, etc

Submitted by Triscuit on May 27, 2008 - 12:50pm.

Secured with a scarf mad of duct tape.
I'm pretty sure the lack of oxygen won't affect her singing ability or thought process.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

You know AssWentz found that shit in Papa Joe's room taped to a blow up of Chesty.

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 27, 2008 - 12:49pm.
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Tied REALLY,really tight.over her face?

Desperate A-holes.

M.K, you have to stop putting these two tools in your blog. Really. It's time. Consider this an intervention.

Can we get a pic of Ashley wearing a plastic bag as a ski mask?

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Talk about being fucking DESPRATE for attention.

~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU

i just can't get over these two's hair. wretch.

Pete is a total fucking tool. It fucking disgusts me that this asshole gets attention.

Ahh, now I see how they managed to make a baby.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

Could they be more desperate to be relevant?

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

This stupid bitch needs to write that on his little kid sized dick.

Trying to pretend he isnt Joes property now.

Does he not know his entire wedding, honeymoon, life is now one big ad for the Simpsons

Fucking fools!

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Remind me again why this idiot is famous?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

If only Ass wore a matching mask...

Anyway, this baby is going to be a fucking MENSA member with these parents. Little Chemical Romance Simpson Wentz is going to take the world by storm with his class and intelligence, a product of his wonderful upbringing.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 27, 2008 - 12:42pm.
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Now THAT is fucking pure comedy..LMFAO!
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I guess they registered at Dixiecups.com....

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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster

so NOT fucking funny.
boo.

where is Asslee's matching plate mask?

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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster

He is to drawing what Ashley is to singing.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Nothing worse than a douche bag that thinks he's funny.

Ugh. Die already.

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.