Tuesday, May 27th 2008
Who The Hell Are They Supposed To Be?
These two people are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie impersonators. Yes, they actually make a living out of pretending to be Brangelina even though they look nothing, I mean nothing, like them. They look like your two co-workers dressing as Brangelina for the office Halloween party. What a fuck effort! The Angelina impersonator ain't got shit on Tiffany Claus. They aren't fooling anybody. Well, they could probably fool Shiloh, because she doesn't see her parents that often.
The broke ass Brangie attended the 17th Annual Reel Awards last night in Las Vegas. It's like the Oscars for impersonators.
Feast your eyes on more fake asses below. Some of them have their shit together (Chevy Chase) and others just need to quit the game already.
Wenn
He looks more like Entourages Kevin Dylan
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Everyone seems to hate the fake Jonny Depp but I thought that was one of the best ones.....The fake Joan Rivers is retarded looking
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They got it wrong... That one is impersonating Rachel Zoe, not Angelina. Bad bad bad.
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A black cat crossing your path signifies the animal is going somewhere.
The Britney is the most aggravatingly bad one. And the Joan Rivers WTF? Have these people been lobotomized? They don't look anything like the people they're supposed to be. And Johnny Depp looks like Benjamin Bratt. I guess he doesn't get as many gigs as BB as he did when Julia was around so he switched.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 28, 2008 - 12:06am.
oh yeah, Sheeps... just in honor of your avie.... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3405198616224462172&q=pigs+three... ...have fun!!
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
Submitted by grgallmangrl87 on May 27, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Who is the really creepy guy behind Jessica Simpson? Fake drunk Aaron Carter?
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hahah, he does sort of look like Aaron Carter but without the acne scars. He looks like a slightly less meth'ed out Aaron Carter and a TAD less ugly with a capital F.
Fake Brad needs to make some changes. I heard it thru the grapevine that he still has his nutsack attached.
Fake Brad is extremely doable however. Better than the original.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 28, 2008 - 12:06am.
You guys are drunk.
i'll admit to that!!
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"Goodbye stranger, it's been nice.
Hope you find your paradise.
Tried to see your point of view.
Hope your dreams will all come true"
You guys are drunk. That's supposed to be Lorenzo Lamas and Bebe Neuwirth.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by TT99 on May 27, 2008 - 6:53pm.
OK, that's like the worst Mr. Sarno I've ever seen.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I thought I was going to be so creative by commenting "...so Mark McGrath and Rachel Zoe are an item now?" but I see 1000 people saw the same thing
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Who is the really creepy guy behind Jessica Simpson? Fake drunk Aaron Carter?
*-Jenny-*
Oh and remember that actor Brad Rowe --- who looks soooo much like Pitt and was supposedly going to be a break out star, but fizzled out.
Brad Rowe looks like Brad Pitt.... this impersonator--- not so much.
Okay. These ones look pretty good:
Jessica Simpson
Liza Minnelli
Martha Stewart
Marilyn Monroe..
The ones that are horrendous are:
Johnny Depp -- the far worst of all of them
Brad and Angelina
Rodney Dangerfield
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Megan Fox or Milo Kunis could double for Angelina better than this broad.. or that cute girl that's on Bravo's "Work Out" -- Erika Jacobson. She totally reminds me of Angelina.
They're not pretending to be Brangelina. These are impersonators obviously pretending to be C-List celebrities Mark McGrath and an aging Carmen Electra. The rest of the people are clearly impersonating others including: Colonel Sanders and Erika Eliniak, Frank Caliendo, Taylor Dayne, Joyce DeWitt, Jayne Mansfield, My old Gym teacher Mr. Sarno and Mel Torme.
angie and brad...no..but chupa and a random tool...yes...
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The Tupac impersonator should try the dead Tupac impersonation. Or would that be a mime?
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you mean that's not Stephanie Zimbalist?!?
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by Ma Nom on May 27, 2008 - 5:23pm.
joan osborne and the douche from sugar ray
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YES! You've nailed it. (Mark McGrath by the way).
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
LOL madam s. that is spot-on.
Ethan Hawke and Minnie Driver
joan osborne and the douche from sugar ray
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Also the people who put what I write as their signature are crazy and I have no idea why they do it. Its make no sense. I don't think you should have that there.
LOVE ANGELINA
Yes, but her face looks like Angelina after a car accident.
I thought that was Mark McGrath with a tranny. Seriously.
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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!
I thought that was Rachel"chupacabra" Zoe...NOT Angelina. Bad impersonators....bad bad.
First picture looks like Renee Zelwegger and Sugar Ray.
thats just retarded and sad... although the star jones chick made me laugh..
Submitted by Stock Broker on May 27, 2008 - 3:18pm
You go as CB, I'll go to Rosario Dawson, and then we'll get the triple stacker from BK... I'll pick up the check too. I know, I'm so generous...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
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What the fuck is that thing in the Anna Nicole outfit?" That's what I though, I think that's Anna Nicole after they dug her up. Anna would NEVER have that wonky face...or outfit.
I think the Jessica Simpson one was the best one.
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The only thing the Jolie impersontor is missing is lots of surgery,botox,being junkie thin and a very greasy ,huge forehead with a monsterous pulsating vein.
Maybe I should attend as CB's impersonator???
Is the prize a gift certificate to Wendy's? Is so, then forget it.
Just creeps me out.
Fake Brad should wear one of those douchebag fedoras then we would know who he is trying to be.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
I'll tell ya who else looks like Angelina: Erika Jacobson from "Workout" on Bravo. Truth be told, I think she actually looks *better* than the real Angelina.
They all need to hang it up.
Who the hell needs a Jessica Simpson impersonator when no one wants the real one?
Doesn't make sense.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
The Pac one is good, but his nose and eyes don't quite match - Pac had fem features. The Johnny one was pretty good and the Chevy one is dead-on. Everybody else looks a hot mess and look NOTHING like the people they're supposed to be impersonating. Oh - and Oprah wishes she was that thin.
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Dawnie,
Well... at least to you and me. xoxoox!
honestly, i thought that was a vintage pic of rachel zoe, before her face got (as) shriveled.
Madam s.
Perfect sense, as ever.
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Oh my god, the Johnny Depp one!!! ahahhahaa! I just looked at that thumbnail and nearly had a heart attack. It would be like if you were having a hot dream about Johnny Depp and then Johnny started to morph into that look-alike dude and your lovely dream turned into a stomach-wrenchingly terrifying nightmare.
He looks like a lesbian turtle corpse. If that makes any sense.
The Tupac guy is yummy. Marilyn chick does bear a resemblance, LOVE that replica dress.
the angelina jolie impersonator looks more like rachel zoe.
the guy who plays johnny depp looks a little like the real one...but thats it the rest look obviously fake
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Ironically Angelina is looking more and more like that Tiffany Claus impersonator as she gets more work done on her face. A few years ago I would have said she had nothing on Angie, but now they look pretty damn similar! Angie is doing herself a great disservice by becoming more and more generic.
this is a riot.
excluding the richard gere guy they look nothing like the people they are supposed to resemble!
ha ha ha!
martha s has mustache!
oh the humanity!
I KNEW pac was still alive!
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by annielovesfred on May 27, 2008 - 11:58am.
Before I read the blurb..I thought that was Rachel Zoe with an escort or something. Ich.
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I, too, thought that was Rachel Zoe. I was thinking that she needed another botox touch up. This girl is looking rough and in NO WAY looks like AngieJo.
The supposed "brad-a-like", looks NOTHING like the hotness that is even the run down Brad Pitt. This mess looks like a broke assed Mark McGrath.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Yeah, I thought that was Renee Zelleweger and the singer from Sugar Ray.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Fake Tupac should know that the ring finger goes over the middle and not the other way around. He's pretty close but not nearly as gorgeous as Pac. Sorry, I'm totally a Pacaloonie...