Tuesday, May 27th 2008
All Alone In NYC
Katie Holmes is in NYC preparing for her Broadway debut in "All My Sons." Tommy Girl did not come! Who's going to grab on to her and yank her into the car? Who's going to reprogram her when she tries to run away? And who's going to tell Tommy Girl that he's the "greatest power bottom in the universe" every night before bedtime? You know he's programmed Katie to say that.
A year ago, I would've told Katie to catch the next Chinatown bus out of that bitch and escape TG forever, but the girl is too far gone now. Katie's transformation into Tommy Girls' robot beard of his dreams is complete!
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How does she remember to sideways-smile like that all the time??? It's always all winced over to the right! Bluggh.
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That photo sent shivers down my spine!!!
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She looks like shit without make-up. And when is she going to ditch that retarded Anna Wintour haircut? Anna Wintour has been sporting that hair do' for at least 20 years TOO long.
Katie looks like she has aged 20 yrs since she started boinking Cruise 3 years ago. That's pitiful.
Does Kate-Bot have dandriff or what ?????????? (Did I spell that right ?)
Her skin looks like shit
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The war isn't working.
She's looking rather....haunted and gaunt. Oh wait! She's married to Tom Cruise! That'll do it!
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
She looks suspiciously like Samantha Ronson here. Turn lezzie, Katie! Do it! It's the only cure from that psychotic dwarf you are married to.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I bet Cruise make Connor and & Isabella call "Kate" Mom. I bet Tome SAID some HORRIBLE things about Nicole to those kids. She has AGED like 10 years since she has been w/ Cruise. She chose Cruise (or chose chose her from that list) this is her own doing.
PS: Suri is like a carbon copy of her mom in the looks area.
Tommy sent her to NY to get her the hell away from him. That way, he can be with "whoever" he wants....
Katie is so stupid, she doesn't even realize he bought her the part. She thinks they actually wanted her for the part...dumb golddigger ho!
Suri is the leash Tommy Girl uses to keep Katiebot in line.
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 27, 2008 - 3:34pm.
This looks a "last known" photograph on a missing person's website.
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My god, you are so right. That is more than a little creepy.
Fug face.
It may be mean, but I gotta ask it anyway: is there a Countdown to Katie's Nervous Breakdown Clock? She's looking very strained, very stressed, and very thin.
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man, she's w/ the guy from 'hard candy'. please tell me he isn't a fuckingnutologist too.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Yeah I have to say, I can't bust on the hair, I really like it.
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Really? I was just thinking it would be real cute if she were about 6 years old.
But hey, what the hell do I know? I have Medusa hair.
Speaking of Amelie check this out.
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Been shooting in the dark too long
When somethin's not right it's wrong
Submitted by Datura on May 27, 2008 - 4:51pm.
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Yes! Audrey Tautou looked her cutest in that movie!
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 27, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Yeah I have to say, I can't bust on the hair, I really like it.
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As much as Katie creeps me out, I kind of like her hair too. It reminds me a bit of Amelie.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Okay -- MK, SNAP SNAP, I got a GOOD story for you!!
Nicole Kidman has finally come out and said that TommyBoy is keeping her from Connor and Isabella from her in a recent interview!
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Nicole Kidman has launched a scathing attack on ex-husband Tom Cruise — accusing the actor of “manipulating” their adopted children.
The actress, who’s expecting her first biological children with current husband Keith Urban, says Cruise — who she divorced in 2001 — has turned their adopted kids Isabella and Connor against her.
She tells Heat magazine, “It’s a pity they have been manipulated by the father to distance themselves from me.”
The ‘Stepford Wives’ star, 40, also said that she missed the two children and felt sad that they were apart.
She said she tried to arrange a Mother’s Day visit but the kids ended up spending it with Tom and his wife Katie Holmes.
“They are closer to their new mom now,” she admitted.
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http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/05/27/nicole-kidman-accuses-tom-cruise-of...
This looks a "last known" photograph on a missing person's website.
That play is going to sux harder than Blohan doing coke lines.
I'm in a cranky mood today.
How in the hell do you leave your daughter, ALONE, thousands of miles from where you are, with Tom? She is dead to me. I need to figure out why this person pisses me off so much.
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She looks so... sickly. I keep waiting for her to fall over dead from starvation and/or dehydration at any moment.
Seriously, someone get that girl a banana bag and an iron supplement.
Hekki, no doubt her cell phone is bugged. She probably can't take a piss without a CO$ member handing her the toilet paper.
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(from those pictures)she's the ghost of Katie Holmes
She's NOT ALONE. I'm sure she has Sciento handlers all over her ass 24/7. And I'm sure no one is allowed to speak with her, and there is someone outside the bathroom door, listening, when she closes it.
She won't make a break for it without Suribot.
That's her ticket, meal ticket that is.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
So bizarre that she looks like a little anorexic boy now. A terrified, anorexic boy. But realistically it MUST be terrifying knowing those crazy mofo Scientologists are watching your every move.
G.I.G.!
I forgot about "The Gift"!!!!
Yeh, that was a pretty strong team...Raimi, Blanchett, Ribisi, Kinnear and Gary Friggin Cole!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Little Katie looks like she has just been released from Auschwitz.
Submitted by well blow me down on May 27, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Katie Holmes could hardly act when she was in Dawson's Creek and couldn't act in those few movies she has under her belt.
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She was awful in "Batman Begins". Having said that, the 1 movie she was good in was "The Gift". And that's because they had a good director who could make a plank of wood show some form of reaction.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0219699/
Other than that, she's had a lot of luck. Marrying Napoleon, er.....Tom Cruise was a smart move.
she looks terrified as usual.
wtf?
She can't act to save herself. CO$ bought this role for her.
Those zombie eyes freak me out! Can you imagine how fucking creepy their home-life is!!!!!
Cold...cold...i feel so cold...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
too far gone for anything except robot moves
The Stepford Hag is trying to flee for the exit from Tommy's CO$ cult. Good luck with that shit.
She is so blah-looking.
Katie Holmes could hardly act when she was in Dawson's Creek and couldn't act in those few movies she has under her belt. In fact, her acting is so bad she would f@@k up an Alpo Commercial.
Now she thinks she can take her robot no talent ass to the Broadway Stage???!!!
This train wreck ought to be awesome.
Without his vise-like grip on her arm, the blood might start flowing to her brain again and she'd see the light...
I am confident that Tommy Girl is holding Katie's passport and child hostage. She can never leave!!
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 27, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Yes, Jinxy. That shit was creepier than hell the way she kissy-pooed all Oprah and then amscrayed. I was hoping she was going to make a run for it.
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on May 27, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Probably fakers and annoyers.
Yeah I have to say, I can't bust on the hair, I really like it.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Kate is not exactly a scary talent. David Miscavige's boyfriend TOMMY will have to bail this show out the same night it closes.
Stoney, she is TOTALLY creepy. When Tommy Girl did his thing on Oprah recently, showing her around his house in Idaho or wherever it is, she was in it briefly. Pretty much she stood there beaming like a psycho and rubbing all over Tom. Finally she goes "ok, well I'm going to run into town with the kids. I love you, Tom." And he's like "I love you too, Kate." And then she goes "ok, love you" and he goes "love you!" and they kiss again. Then I think they did one more round of "love you's" and even Oprah is like "we get it." I was like either they are fakers or the most annoying people ever.
Well, the CO$ has done wonders for her hair. I wish mine was that glossy!
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If RoboKatE 3000 tried to run, she'd never see SuriBot again. Oh, the ties that bind.
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She looks like shit. Did Suribot cut Mommy's hair with her safety scissors?
Cruise is holding Suri for ransom. Will someone in NYC find her and deprogram her? Her daughter needs her before its to late.
She is so fucking creepy it's really freaking me the fuck out. The way she bends over backwards (not literally of course) for that midget man is disgusting.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Tommygirl may not be with Katie, but we all know she isn't alone. I'm sure CO$ on her ass like white on rice.
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