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Over the weekend it was reported that Brangie had spent some of their hard-earned cash on a $60-$70 million mega estate in the South of France. They didn't buy the joint. They are only renting it. Broke fucks! They probably got their furniture from Rent-A-Center. Brangie should put those kids to work for some extra cash and maybe they can buy the place.

People reports that they signed a 3-year lease on the property. The 880-acre estate features 35-bedrooms and a bunch of other shit they don't need. I feel sorry for the damn super! Poor bitch is going to be fixing toilets and sinks day and night.

The place is almost big enough for all their kids. Almost. Some of them will still have to share rooms. Below is a picture in case you forgot what it looked like.

Wenn, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Brangelina

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:25pm.

what a waste of money...but I guess when you have disposable income like them, it doesn't really matter....

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:24pm.

No Words - well, even I couldn't feel at home in a 35 GD bedroom castle.

I'd get lost in the middle of the night on my way to the bathroom!

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:24pm.

I wonder what Bo Buchanan and Snoop Dog would have to say about this?

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Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 27, 2008 - 2:20pm.
whew. I'm actually glad to see the real Jolies

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Bwahahahaha, that's hilarious. The Jolies- they would be called that because Brad's a pussy who would take her last name, only they'll try to pass it off as if they were a progressive couple...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:22pm.

I'll bet there's a lot of bathrooms to go
wee-wee, oui,oui?

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:22pm.

She's adopting properties like she adopts children.

Submitted by missy on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:22pm.

what a waste.

you know, for someone so humbled by the poverty they have seen around the world, Angie sure doesnt let anything bog her down when it comes to her own lifestyle!

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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:21pm.

Completely asinine.

I am glad, however, that they didn't buy that monstrousity and are merely renting, though god only knows what that is costing. I am sure they will break the lease in about six months...they will never stay there long enough for the kids to feel that that is home.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:21pm.

MK WE ARE SO SICK OF LOOKING AT THESE POD PEOPLE!

Who was saying their baby was the anti christ?

The parents will be famous, the child will come fromt he west and be born in the east from a poser junky?

YES the BIBLE DOES SAY poser junky.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 4:20pm.

Submitted by Clarisse on May 27, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Lordy...60/70 million bucks would help a lot of people in China or Myanmar...

UN EmbASSador my pasty white ass.
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