Kiki Is Depressed

Kiki Dunst checked into rehab earlier this year and everybody thought it had something to do with her boozing ways. I mean, the girl likes to drink. Kiki told E!'s Marc Malkin that she went to rehab because she was really, really sad.

She said, “I went there for depression. It was a good six months before I decided to go away. I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself. I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn't know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”

Cirque Lodge is mainly a rehab joint for crackheads and boozers.

Everyone I know goes to the bar when they're depressed. And if you're depressed enough, you're always at the bar, which means you're always drunk, which means you'll eventually need rehab. See how that works?

Kiki went on to say, “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.” Bossy! She had me actually feeling sowwy for her mushy ass until she made that comment. I was this close to sending her cream-filled gingersnaps. Thanks for snapping me back into reality, Kiki.

She also denied the rumors that she's dating Ryan Gosling. That's not something you should ever deny. Bitch if hot. Even if you aren't dating him. Just lie and say you are.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Kiki Dunst

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:17pm.

Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on May 28, 2008 - 5:14am.
Ha. Who is she trying to fool.
Gads, she is hideous. Bitch fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on way down.

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And yet bitch was on that "people's most beautiful cocksuckers" or what the fuck ever list.

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Submitted by MONKEYPOX on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:15pm.

Kiki, as someone who is bi-polar, here's how I feel about you: I'd be depressed to if I had to wake up to a face like that everyday. You didn't go to rehab for depression. You went because you are an alkie and a druggie. If you had mental health issues, you'd have gone to an institution, not a fucking rehab place. So eat shit and continue to be "depressed". Fucking liar...

XO, Monkeypox
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.

Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.

Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.

Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:14pm.

Ha. Who is she trying to fool.
Gads, she is hideous. Bitch fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on way down.

"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:12pm.

Well, I'd be depressed too if I had that godawful mug of hers.

And let's not forget about her acting skills.

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Submitted by VaNcItY on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:10pm.

My sister has been diagnosed with depression. It fucking sucks. Also, a friend's brother recently killed himself because of depression.

However, this bitch OBVIOUSLY does drugs. Maybe that's why you went to rehab kiki?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:04pm.

Yes, because it is so normal for a depressed person to commit themselves into a drug rehabilitation center.

Junkies coming off drugs.....NOT happy people. A depressed person would slit their wrists bumping shoulders with people in recovery.

LIAR!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/27/2008 - 5:02pm.

Kiki is also very depressING.

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"Look, it's terrible, I know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, I look at it and I go: I think I'll just kick it."
- Jodie Foster