Wednesday, May 28th 2008

Someone Is Missing

Sarah Jessica Parker, CHECK! Kim Cattrall, CHECK! Kirsten Davis, CHECK! Jennifer Hudson, CHECK! Cynthia Nixon, CHECK! Rojo Caliente..... Rojo Caliente? Yup. No fucking Rojo Caliente aka Christina Marinoni aka Cynthia Nixon's hot ginge girlfriend! Can you believe this shit?

I almost didn't post any of these pictures, because what's the point? The only person I care about did not show her hot ass! The organizers of the "Sex and the City" premiere in NYC last night should have shut this shit down. It ain't a party without Rojo Caliente!

Maybe she's hiding under My Little Pony's space blanket dress? She got scared when she saw all these old hags together in one place. I don't blame her.

Anyway, here's all these old hookers in fugly dresses at the SATC NYC premiere last night. They all look like shit. Well, except for Cynthia. She looks beautiful, because she has the love of Rojo Caliente.

Wenn, Splash, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K


Why.So.Serious.'s picture

I agree.

It's not a party until the butch lesbian shows up and graces the hot pink carpet.

Too bad, Cynthia Nixon was probably thinking about her hot, lesbian pie the whole movie.

chefcammi's picture

haha- the first thought that came to my mind was her mole was missing.

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Gosh, maybe we should just kill every woman over the age of 35. That way, we wouldn't be annoyed by them trying to be sexy. KC looks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than My Little Pony, & MLP is at least 10 years younger. I think it's great that she still makes an effort. People rag on Shitney & Drunkst & all those other hags who don't take pride in their appearances, & now here's someone who's trying to look good, & she's the object of ridicule too.
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Mel-Tang's picture

OMG I feel stupid. I thought the chick with Chris Noth was Jennifer Hudson. Nevermind. Her weight loss isn't that impressive. hahahahaha

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on May 28, 2008 - 8:55am.
WTF?! A tin foil dress?
What is the meaning of this 80's extravaganza, holy crap... the only one who is decently dressed is Cynthia!
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ITA - what's with all the metallics?

And Cynthia should give her stylist a bonus. She used to wear some questionable stuff, but lately she looks incredible.

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putsomestankonit's picture

Looks like they've been raiding the Golden Girls reject closet.

Mel-Tang's picture

Sensimina, YES!!
It's like she's stuck in a time warp. It bugs the hell out of me.
And I can't believe it, but that IS Jennifer Hudson. She supposedly lost 60 pounds. She looks really good. I don't particularly care for her, but good job for losing the weight. I think she had her cheekbones pulled back, too. LOL

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SATC,
Will you please fucking bomb already and GO AWAY.

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Im bored and I dont wanna work .. harumph
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Fucking_Classy's picture

WTF?! A tin foil dress?
What is the meaning of this 80's extravaganza, holy crap... the only one who is decently dressed is Cynthia!

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Caladonia's picture

I am so sick of Jennifer Hudson ALWAYS blowing kisses at the damn camera. Get over yourself, JHud. Your five minutes of fame ended immediately after the Oscar ceremony, Sistah.

And fuck Sex and the City. If I wanted to see a bunch of old, dried-up desperate hos I would just go to Ladie's Night at the local strip joint.

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Mel-Tang

Seriously. Cattrall was given the "cougar" role in the 90s and she never got over it. She's like 60 now. Bawa Wawa looks sexier than her at this point.

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BRING THE HOT GINGE BACK, GOD DAMMIT!. TEAM GINGE PUBES!
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I don't think that's Jennifer Hudson. That girl is too skinny and boobless to be her.

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What the hell?! JHud almost looks unrecognizable.

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Mel-Tang's picture

I truly don't see what all the excitement is about.
These have to be the most annoying hags ever. Cynthia Nixon doesn't bother me, but the rest do.
Kim Catrell needs to really accept that she's getting old and stop trying to be sexy already. Ugh.

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It looks like the stable attendant did a great job of grooming My Little Pony! I like her dress, for once.

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Davis looks fabulous
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