Wednesday, May 28th 2008
So Long To Lil' Kim's Original Face
Hold hands, bow your heads and say a final prayer for Lil Kim's old face. It's gone forever.
Lil' Kim now looks like she should join the cast of CATS. No make-up or mask required. I bet if you sprinkled some cat nip on her ass, she would go crazy, climb the walls and roll on the floor like a pair of dice. Someone stick a q-tip in her puss, she's done!
Here's Kim at the SATC premiere last night in NYC. I've also thrown in some pictures of Perry and Etty Farrell. Etty is what Kim is striving to look like. They're going to be twins in a couple of years.
Wenn, Wireimage
It's like watching a horror movie. She looks atrocious!!
Absolutely HORRID!!!!!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
beyond ugly bai
The Cat_lady:
She's much prettier (even in the mugshot) than the horror she's morphed into in this article. And don't get me started on that ugly ass dress! At the rate she's going, she'll pass for Jocelyn Wildenstein in no time :-(
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I agree! What a mess right? :)
The cat_lady:
you know for as long as she's been around i never thought she was ugly. now? my cat looks better than her and he's 16 YEARS OLD!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
by kdracofan on May 28, 2008 - 3:26pm:
She already had started her surgeries
check her out
http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__Lil-Kim1.jpg
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n3/htdocs/crazy/2.jpg
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She's much prettier (even in the mugshot) than the horror she's morphed into in this article. And don't get me started on that ugly ass dress! At the rate she's going, she'll pass for Jocelyn Wildenstein in no time :-(
gag,gag,barf
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i look at lil kim's face and i want to throw up...
perry farrell and wife need to stop...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Wow! I miss Lil Kim from the Junior Mafia days.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
you couldn't pay me enough to stick ANYTHING in her puss!! trust!!
as for her face, it's a face only jizz could love...
it screams "splatter me"...
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yeah, I said it! what?
oh dear me i found my raggedy cat come here little pussy its dinner time!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
L'il Kim has always scared me.
And can we stop calling her L'il now? Did she get that nickname when she was five?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Eek. She looks like one of those Warner Bros. cartoon characters after they've run into a cliff or wall and smash up their face -- where one side of Sylvester the Cat's face appears to be sort of suffering from paralysis. Then, of course, Sylvester shakes out his face and magically it's all back to normal. Sadly, not an option for 'Lil Skank. Does she actually think this looks good? This proves she's even more insane than previously thought. Even with all this plastic sugery she still can't erase the low-rent from that face.
The_Catlady on May 28, 2008 - 1:35pm.
What a shame. She used to be a beautiful girl:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/lilkim/lil_kim_2.jpg
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She already had started her surgeries
check her out
http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__Lil-Kim1.jpg
http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n3/htdocs/crazy/2.jpg
Perry Farrell isn't a homo?? Not buying it.
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Random stream of consciousness: If Biggie came back from the dead, he wouldn't even recognize her.
I guess she wanted to make herself look caucasian. She succeeded. I would honestly think she was a white girl w/ a really good tan. Her features are now 'white'. WHY??? What message is she sending to her fans??
What a shame. She used to be a beautiful girl:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/lilkim/lil_kim_2.jpg
Lil Kim-chi! LMAO!
She's horrible. Absolutely horrible. She's not even old! What is she.. 32? It ain't gonna get any better, Kimmy.. you might as well quit now while you're ahead. Well... while your head is still attached anyway.
Damn.
@ tree
HA! SO true.
He married such a classic girl too, right?
Stop. Just Stop!
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
It is inconceivable to me that she actually gets up on a daily thinking she looks good. Nothing could be further from the truth. And she was so damn cute when she was a Black girl.
~SAS
I think she's turning Japanese, turning Japanese, I really think so!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Wow, she looks like the black version of Natalie Dormer from The Tudors.
It's that jawline.
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I read the title of the post three times and I still can't believe it's her in that picture!
What did she do join the witless protection program??? Does she recognize herself in the mirror?
What would possess someone to do this?
I guess you can't sue the surgeon if you keep going back over and over and over.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Lil Kim was never pretty, but now she's a freak.
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
I am just surprised at how good Perry Farrell looks. I thought the caught the ninja back in the mid-nineties, but he looks awfully healthy to me. Just rumors, I guess.
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Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
Oh Chickenhead,
You just made me spew Diet Coke out my nose!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Perry looks like he's gotten a little eyebrow lift done himself.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
She's been sucking from the same lemon as Renee Zellweger.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
this photo looks a little ugly~~butin fact she is very gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "LovingRich. com"". Was she dating with a rich man? Is she single?
i just don't understand when perry stopped being gay.
Can someone tell me how she earns a living?
TOO MUCH FUG IN ONE POST.
MK, that's mean.
Submitted by mike on May 28, 2008 - 5:56am.
Perry Ferrell actually looks like a really bony lesbian.
lol
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We were robbed!
Perry Ferrell actually looks like a really bony lesbian.
Oh yeah, and Perry Farrell looks like homo Marc Jacobs twin brother
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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She needs to change her name to 'Lil Kim-chi to match her Asian looking face
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 9:22am.
Well that is it for you Perry.
Perry fucking Farrell at a Sex and the Fucking City Premiere.
What is it Perry? Janes Addiction was to Jimmy Choos? The sex and the City girls will make great pets?
Nothing else was shocking so you went all out lame Perry?
Next he will tell me the Mountain song was about Coors Fucking Lite?
Standing in the shower thinking about Sex and the City?
*throws old skate board at the computer screen and poors vodka in my coffee*
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Thanks for saying it for me. Wow. Just WOW.
Lory on May 28, 2008 - 9:38am.
If I EVER start mumbling about getting my face done, please feel free to slap me into reality by sending these piccys to me? Kthanxbai.
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LMAO! I will be happy to help!
(hi hun!)
http://www.yorapper.com/Photos/younglilkim.jpg
I rather look at her 'original' face
Oklahoma,
I smell drama!?!?!?
OT: I just saw Kim on a repeat of "The Game" the other night and she didn't look this bad....celebs need to hire a "that's enough" assistant.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Oklahoma!
Oh Snap! I'm sooooory. I had it off because I didn't want my nephew calling me about the game.
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We were robbed!
If I EVER start mumbling about getting my face done, please feel free to slap me into reality by sending these piccys to me? Kthanxbai.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Xxyxz.. OMG, I tried to call you this morn. your phone was off.. Yikes. M went thru my phone. OMG. *passes out* I'll tell you more later. I'll try to call again when bossy leaves..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site called "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Kim, at the SATC Premiere Party? She so gangsta!
Morning LoLo
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We were robbed!
_Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 9:23am.
he he he
GOOD MORNING PEOPLE OF THE D!
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Mrs.Potatoheads love child
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We were robbed!
Perry's wife is looking a bit too nipped and tucked but his kids with her are unbelievably cute. Definetely got her Asian features.