Madonna Gets To Keep David Banda
Don't worry, I'm sure that Poland Spring bottle is filled with Kabbalahalalabalah water. If it wasn't, Madonna would have kicked him out of her house by now. So, Madge gets to keep the African orphan she took home almost 2 years ago. The High Court in Malawi granted her ass permanent adoption of 2-year-old David Banda.
That shit took forever. I figured David Banda was at college already.
Madge's lawyer said, "We are very happy with what the judge has ruled. Finally the court has granted Madonna full adoption rights of the boy...It's all over, thank God. It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi's adoption laws."
Congrats to Madonna and David! Does this mean she can officially change his name to "Madge's Greatest Publicity Stunt Ciccone Ritchie" now?
Source: E! Online
Thanks Dawn
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He is adorable I'm glad she got him!
David looks like Guy in that photo. Too cute.
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She is so mad that she didn't think of adopting babies from all over the world before Angelina!
David is the cutest kid in "Hollywood". I'm happy for Madonna, all her kids are soo sweet!
Youri, you are on DListed.
Dawnie, you hot hon, go to bed now.
I bet Madonna has borderline personality disorder - she is an evil, raging b!tch. She should not be allowed to have kids.
And WTF is that alien-faced octopus afro-pick thingie on her hat?
Madonna is just an Angelina copy cat... Don't really care about her doing the adoption, because it is just to stay in the limelight...
Looks awesome for a 50 year old ho
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Submitted by Billie on May 28, 2008 - 6:12pm.
People rag on Angelina Jolie for "buying" babies....hell I'd rather be living with Jolie than Madonna any day, if I were a kid. Madonna's gotta be the one of the most annoying celeb mothers in the world. You know she doesn't let them have any fun. "DON'T YOU DARE WATCH TV!!" *cracks whip* Ugh.
I'd prefer Madonna, I think she just has more of a true maternal Instinct. And this is maybe one of three pics I've seen of Little David. Angelina parades those kids around like circus freaks!
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He's so Adorable!
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I can't wait for the tell-all!
I too wish to be a successful American ho bag. Do I have to adopt a foreign baby as a sparkly little accessory? Mmmmm. Cute Africans. Tasty.
Sea hag. That's funny, Stockbroker.
She frightens me.
Soylent Green is Madonna.
(By the way, she could get that mustache waxed. )
Submitted by Billie on May 28, 2008 - 12:12pm.
People rag on Angelina Jolie for "buying" babies....hell I'd rather be living with Jolie than Madonna any day, if I were a kid. Madonna's gotta be the one of the most annoying celeb mothers in the world. You know she doesn't let them have any fun. "DON'T YOU DARE WATCH TV!!" *cracks whip* Ugh.
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Yeah, because traveling from country to country and from city to city every 3 weeks sounds like great fun. And having a crazy, ex heroin junkie, who makes out with her brother, as a mother sounds even better. And all those media circuses that happen every time mom and dad take you shopping also sound like a lot of fun...Say what you want about Madonna but her kids have much more stability. They live in London and go to same school every morning with other kids. They aren't dragged to another city every 3 weeks. And above all, they are kept pretty much out of the spotlight.
And I don't understand all the bitching about Madonna being mean because she doesn't let them watch tv. So fucking what??? I wasn't allowed to watch tv and I turned out fine. It made me appreciate books more. Which isn't a bad thing. Besides Madonna has said a million times (even her own kids say it in a documantary) that they watch DVD's. So it's not like they miss out on things. I bet they don't even miss it. I never did.
You know, there was a time were tv didn't excist. It wasn't invented yet. And guess what, people lived their lives fine without it.
The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported that woman is seeking rich men on www.Sugarmingle.com these days. On that site, there are some of her hot pictures and the wordings show he needs sugar daddy in a hurry. But she said it is an absolutely slur and she are requiring the apologize from the magazine!
Submitted by _sigh_ on May 28, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Poor David. Now he has to get the tooth-gap and monobrow installed.
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"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
is that a child or a midget because I see a mustache?!?
pardon me...I mean "little person"
pardon again...I am not referring to Madonna's 'stache...
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yeah, I said it! what?
If I had her money, I would provide the nescesary resources for children like David to remain with their parents rather than whisking them off to a foreign land, new family, and alien culture.
@Billie and Mrs. K:
I am all for consistency and discipline. They are fine things. I also teach my daughter that it's okay to not be #1 at everything. It's the trying that is the fun.
I see these kids freaking out over competition. It's ridiculous. YES, I expect much from her, but because she is gifted and bright. And again, it's okay to just do your best.
Jeebus. Let kids eat paste and pee their pants. That's their damn job.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
David is such a cutie.
.."It is a positive and beautiful judgment that will have an impact on Malawi's adoption laws."
uh huh. That impact would be that now rich white people can go buy a baby with a minimum of fuss?
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I never had any kids, but/and I know I would have been a disciplinarian, but from what I read about Madonna and her views of how she treats her kids, she just sounds like a....mean bitch. LOL
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Submitted by Billie on May 28, 2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 3:13pm.
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Thos kids will thank her some day
All four of my imaginary daughters thank me profusely all the time for sending them to convent school!
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Yeah Dawn, I remember reading an interview with her a couple of years ago where she talked about how she runs them....she's a self-admitted disciplinarian-control freak. I don't remember the details but I remember thinking "Whew, what a bitch."
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Madge is a bastion of self-discipline. I give her that. But I will also imagine she expects the same drive and perfection from her kids.
That concerns me, especially with the store-bought kid. Poor thing.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
People rag on Angelina Jolie for "buying" babies....hell I'd rather be living with Jolie than Madonna any day, if I were a kid. Madonna's gotta be the one of the most annoying celeb mothers in the world. You know she doesn't let them have any fun. "DON'T YOU DARE WATCH TV!!" *cracks whip* Ugh.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Little David is cute. But I feel very sorry for him having her as a mother.
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Madonna gets to keep David and her new cheek implants. Wooh-hoo!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
@PSL:
I play the soundtrack from Xanadu. That ELO; no better music for my dime!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I sing Threes' company to myself, whenever I am Rollerblading on the bike path....and I see:
Girl riding a bike in just a bikini
Girl skating wearing knee-high tube socks (4 wheel skates are a bonus)
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Three's Company Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I think it would be hell on earth to be assigned Madonna's token child. Imagine the issues.
LoLo...I don't think Guy Ritche can EVER get his career back even if he left that sea hag today.
The damage done to his career by being tied to Madonna is beyond repair.
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I have that song stuck in my head at least once a week! Its a sickness!
Do you think Guy will be able to get his hotness or his balls back?
She made him make that terrible Swept Away film and it was kind of his Humping the Shark moment.
Jumping, jumping the shark.
Well he did poke Madonna.
Well he humped, jumped, and will now dump the shark.
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LoLo...Three's Company reruns on TV Land rock!
Mrs. Roper is such a horny slut.
On Topic: Guy Ritchie will be leaving skid marks on his way out any day now.
Come and knock on my doooooooor
Ill be waiting for youuuuuuuu
Ill be lving with her and him and him, but not him
Cause Guy Ritchie is leaving me tooooooooo.
Threes Company was a great show!
It was way better then Joes Blog!
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Submitted by joe to hell on May 28, 2008 - 9:54pm.
you all are evil rotten people
she is the goddess bitch queen of the world
if you dont like her, stop typing, fools
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You're being sarcastic right? If not I think you should head over to just jared or perez. i don't think Dlisted's the right blog for you.
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Joe Go To Hell...I think you have DListed confused as a site that gives a crap about that pretentious sea hag known as Madonna.
M's Lawyer: "Finally the court has granted Madonna full adoption rights of the boy...."
So Guy Ritchie is officially not a part of this at all? (I'm not surprised. I'm just asking.)
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you all are evil rotten people
AND YOURE A SHITTY BLOGGER!
YOUR BLOG SUCKS!
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PARTY IN JOES MOUTH!
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she is the goddess bitch queen of the world
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Oh no it is stupid Miss Madonna or better known as major attention whore, international liar, can’t sing, can’t write a song, can’t read music, can’t play a musical instrument.
She can only whore out adopted kids for attention and make up some Kabbala shit like she is some fucking voice of the world.
Stupid attention whore get that fucking gap fixed between your teeth dumb fuck.
"Congrats to Madonna and David! Does this mean she can officially change his name to "Madge's Greatest Publicity Stunt Ciccone Ritchie" now?"
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This quote is one of the reasons I love you MK!!!!
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Now she and Guy Ritchie will be filing for divorce in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ...
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It does reek. Everyone I know who has done international adoption has been immersed in the process for at LEAST 18 months, and that is before taking custody of the child.
Celebrity has its perks, for sure.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I know Madonna is an icon, but I just want to bitch slap her pretentious, faux British accent spewing, self-promotional ass.
Hopefully she loses her passport before she turns into Angie 2.0.
Laws or no laws, why the hell did it take Jolie only a matter of months , even weeks, to adopt her 3 ? Doesn't cambodia, vietnam, or africa have any laws pertaining to adoption? Is Malawi the only one that actually gives a shit whether or not the kid is in a stable loving home? Celebrities really have it made, don't they!
Now Guy Ritchie can finally make his mad dash to his posh high society fox hunting country woman he has been seeing all these years...