Sarah Fucked Up
It's back to the ho factory for Sarah Larson! InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.
A source close to George said, "George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down." Oh, I'm sure Georgie loves to be tied down. Tied down, gagged and stuffed. Just not by her.
Georgie's rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.” And I can only confirm that Georgie's rep is a smart ass!
Sarah done fucked up! Bitch was supposed to follow my detailed instructions. All she had to do was get knocked up! Shit, she could have even lied to him and said she was carrying his child! Go out and get pregnant by the local homeless man and pass the baby off as George's. Pull some scandalous shit to secure your future!
What the hell kind of fucked up gold digger is she? I'm embarrassed for her. She gives all us shameless sluts a bad name.
Jenfraud:
You live to discuss Jen. This is a George Clooney thread sweety..... you have to stop with the one track mind. There's NO mention of Jen over here. Besides, like I said in the past, why would any fan of Jen's want to see her with bent dick, hemorrhoid ass, penile disfunction GEORGE?
Probably the only reason George broke off his relationship is because he's hoping Brad will jump ship after the twins are born.... hmmm maybe he knows something we don't??? Those silly rumors about Jolie & Pitt getting married at George's house... yeah right ... I bet my ass he's gonna be driving the getaway car (for Pitt)!
I've been saying she's a CALL-GIRL since they started dating! Glad they broke up becuz I know he was probably using that girl or vice versa!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shet Up!
I think its her, who left him. Or don't women have a right, to leave men?
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Does she go back to working at Hooters now? Or does Jen get dumped and John Mayer take a ride on her?
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The war isn't working.
He's just a miserable closeted Queen. Sara got lots of attention from designers and even walked in a few shows, George doesnt want the competition he wants to be 'the man'. People like that are best suited to be alone, he seems so caught up on himself. Maybe ons day he will come out and be happy but for now it still seems as if he is trying to pull the wool over everyones eyes. A 60 year old bachelor is really not that sexy.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Michael K, I completely agree.
What kind of respectable gold digger screws up this bad? Even if she couldn't get him to marry her, she could have got herself knocked up with a golden egg. Baby Daddy would have had to pay her child support(which covers a nanny to change those nasty diapers), a luxe condo, a nice safe SUV (cause you know Georgie's baby can't ride in no minivan) set her up a retirement account. Damn, girl-its only 10 months out of your life, you can get a tummy tuck and lipo after.
OOOhhh girl, now you'll be lucky if losers like Charlie Sheen even return your calls.
He caught her ass in the bathroom after sex with his used condom and a turkey baster.too bad his old spermies dont swim as fast. Silly ho. tricks are for kids.
Camilla is sittin in McConaughey's trailer laffin her ass off right now.
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Beautiful and happy couple. I am so glad you are happy together. I once saw this guy’s personal ad from **LovingRich.com** . You are no long a single already. Are you looking for only pals over there?
Why is everyone obsessed with the idea of him getting married? Who cares? Different strokes for different folks. I think it would be worse for him to marry some stripper call girl from Vegas. He doesn't believe in marraige. I might not either if I had millions to lose. I kinda feel bad for him that he's so restless and unhappy that he can't stay with the same person though.
James Haven! You make me LOL everytime I read your posts! It's so unfortunate that you had something to do with poor Fabio getting hit in his beautiful face with a segull bahahaha! I shouldn't laugh especially since he was so depressed about not getting the part. Of course Clooney being "all mysterious" is what got him the job hehe. I am in love with you, James Haven!!
oh big surprise george dumped her! my mother thinks george cloony must be a miserable person why he's unable to keep a woman. i just think he's asshole.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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What a steaming turd pile. He's the new Rock Hudson. Auditions for his next beard start NOW.
How useless of her. She had it on her plate and didn't take advantage. Sarah = FAIL!
yes, he is relieved to get back to penis. she gets her modeling contract or acting gig from this and he hushes gay rumors. it works both ways
I wonder how much his beards make?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She told him he would have to double the beard payments next month. Not a very smart cookie.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
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Submitted by EyeRoll on May 28, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 28, 2008 - 4:49pm.
What do you have against Mom Jeans?
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Nothing, but I do have my fat ass and saggy labia IN them.
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Well Tonic, I can relate with EyeRoll, I wouldn't give me my own IM address. J/K, FUPAS UNITE!!1!! LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
He wore a beard for year and got tired of it. But it made him look manly.
Now he's clean as a whistle and ready for some pole action .
Submitted by Jenfraud on May 28, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 5:40pm.
You just know this news made Brad's asshole quiver with anticipation.
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LOL! It's more like some "unhappy with John Mayer" JenFans secretly screaming, "George is available now for Jen!!" Wouldn't you just imagine how happy those stupid JenHens will be---you know they really NEED their JenJen to hook up with someone "hotter than Brad" for quite a while now.
That would be a pretty good revenge though....
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Maybe he did one of those $39.95 background checks and found out some shit he didn't like.
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Sarah reminds me of me and my college friends. especially in those Pics a few months back of her Partying in Vegas! that was awesome shit! Georgie is an old stiff, Sarah needs someone more fun and real! she actually seemed to have somewhat of a good influence on him.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on May 28, 2008 - 4:49pm.
What do you have against Mom Jeans?
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Nothing, but I do have my fat ass and saggy labia IN them.
we all knew this wasn't gonna last...clooney's way prettier than she is....
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
With Sarah out of the way, I can make my move. I could eat that man on toast.
Patty Cake. Good. I always said he has camel eyes
Interesting post considering that in the pic she looks confident...even cocky...like she's got shit on lock down.Guess not.Cool.I'm okay with fukkin' after ol' Georgie.Rebound with me toots.
Is anyone really surprised by this? He is so anti-marriage and anti-commitment I am surprised women actually still fall for him, knowing it will likely end in heartbreak.
Also I am surprised none of his women have pulled an "oops" pregnncy. I bet those bitches have thought about it, even tried it, but something tells me GC has had a vasectomy.
I picture George having Sarah dress up as a football player for sex taking her from behind...'Scary Movie' stylee, shoulderpads and everything.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by James Haven on May 28, 2008 - 9:25pm.
HAHAHA!!! For making that historic theme park event possible, you deserve some sort of medal.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Okay, to sum up:
Every Hollywood actor, then or now, was/is gayer than Hello Kitty but is/was closeted.
Every Hollywood actress, then or now, has slept with/blown everyone and had 10,20 abortions and has herpes.
It's all covered.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
LOL @ James Haven
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Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Well. Not true. The real reason is that Fabio was up for the role of Dr. Rossini on E.R. He was thisclose to getting the part when in walks Clooney, acting all mysterious. The producers felt that Clooney would make a better doctor. Clooney became Dr. "Ross" and Fabio was back to margarine. Fabio beside himself. It took James Haven weeks to get him out of the house. When he did, James Haven took him to an amusement park...well...you know the rest.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 28, 2008 - 9:09pm.
Good to have you back J.H. Thanks for the inside info.
Word on the street is that the big fight with Fabio started when Clooney told him that he could, in fact, believe it's not butter. Can you confirm this?
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
You know Georgie fucked her asshole until it was calloused.
James Haven has the real skinny on what happened. Seems the bitch snored like a lumberjack! George likes his beauty sleep and he told James Haven that he couldn't take one more night of that woman bitch sucking up his air. George is a good looking chap, he will have no problem finding another money hungry ho to ease his pain.
James Haven introduced George to Angie. They went on one date and Angie told James Haven that George was cheap! He made her pay for half for dinner and she had to tip the valet. James Haven told her she could do better. Then she brings home Brad. Ugh.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Aw man. I don't even particularly like her, but George needs to give it a fucking break already. Doesn't want to be tied down? How old is he? Who cares if he's gay or not, whether he chooses to never come out or isn't gay at all he needs to just settle down and get it over with.
I'm sure she will receive a nice severance package.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 7:43pm.
When he joked about Heston's Alzheimer's that was the last straw for me.
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He did that?! Really? just. wrong. Douche.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 29, 2008 - 1:23am.
Will do! Luv ya funny self too Dawnie ;0)
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNZ5cmJtW0
This is as surprising as the sunrise. The truth is, Clooney is gayer than the Tony Awards. Can't stand him, either. When he joked about Heston's Alzheimer's that was the last straw for me.
The most overrated douche in Hollywood.
TEAM FABIO!!!
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
He has horse eyes.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
She looks rexic in that pix..chicken arms...I knew he would dump her ass. She shoulda fertilized DUMMY
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by TT99 on May 28, 2008 - 5:03pm.
I think even George Clooney was shocked that she was too dumb to slip up on her birth control and "accidentally" get pregnant. Hell, If I was his maid, I'd be wiping his jizz off the bathroom floor and hatching a plan. She's a dumbass. I'm quite sure when you look into her eyes you hear crickets.
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She probably tried, but considering he's had a vasectomy, it didn't work. I bet George is the type of guy who empties his condom in the sink, washes the jizz down the drain, then rinses the used condom inside out with soap.
@DAE:
Rock on, Rock Lobster. Love your crazy ass.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by spincycle on May 29, 2008 - 12:41am.
Wow, the majority of the posts have nothing to do with the topic. It's annoying... don't you guys have AIM?
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AIM?
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~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNZ5cmJtW0
I think even George Clooney was shocked that she was too dumb to slip up on her birth control and "accidentally" get pregnant. Hell, If I was his maid, I'd be wiping his jizz off the bathroom floor and hatching a plan. She's a dumbass. I'm quite sure when you look into her eyes you hear crickets.
"Submitted by EyeRoll on May 28, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Yeah, like I'd EVER give my IM address to these overmedicated mom jeans wearing dlisters
i don't think so."
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What do you have against Mom Jeans?
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 28, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 5:32pm
You are just a jellis h8ter cuz jenfraud has a "mission."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, joking, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I crack myself up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ROTFLMAO!!! PRICELESS! HAHAHA...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 28, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Maybe she peeked under his bed and found Brad?
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Yup. Either that or the so-called "accident" she had in a motorcycle with George was actually her attempt to disguise the fact that she tripped over George while he was ramming it in Pitt's pit.
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Let me dirty up your mind.