Sarah Fucked Up
It's back to the ho factory for Sarah Larson! InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.
A source close to George said, "George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down." Oh, I'm sure Georgie loves to be tied down. Tied down, gagged and stuffed. Just not by her.
Georgie's rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.” And I can only confirm that Georgie's rep is a smart ass!
Sarah done fucked up! Bitch was supposed to follow my detailed instructions. All she had to do was get knocked up! Shit, she could have even lied to him and said she was carrying his child! Go out and get pregnant by the local homeless man and pass the baby off as George's. Pull some scandalous shit to secure your future!
What the hell kind of fucked up gold digger is she? I'm embarrassed for her. She gives all us shameless sluts a bad name.
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Submitted by spincycle on May 28, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Wow, the majority of the posts have nothing to do with the topic. It's annoying... don't you guys have AIM?
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Yeah, like I'd EVER give my IM address to these overmedicated mom jeans wearing dlisters
i don't think so.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 5:32pm
You are just a jellis h8ter cuz jenfraud has a "mission."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, joking, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I crack myself up HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow, the majority of the posts have nothing to do with the topic. It's annoying... don't you guys have AIM?
I couldn't agree more with you DX3. Besides, if someone really hates Jennifer that much, all this person has to do is ignore her, which is not that difficult since there are hardly any news about her, unlike Brangelina who are everywhere! For every post about Aniston, there are 100 about the golden couple and their rainbow family.
The Brangie bunch are like a stinky fart. You can hear it or not, but you can't deny its existence. You can even pretend they're not there but in the moment you least expect it, they're clogging your nostrils, polluting your lungs, urging you to run for air.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 5:32pm
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Gwad, I love you. (-:
Maybe she peeked under his bed and found Brad?
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In all fairness, I do think AJ is a sack of shit.
And I do not think JA is some unfortunate looking old maid.
I think AJ is the devil, but JA is an attractive, well kept woman whose body I would love to have. She is most likely not still crying into her SlimFast over Brad Pitiful.
Seriously, just because she is almost 40 and not married, why is that a failure? Is it better to be AJ with 2 divorces?
Jen is most likely just fine with her life. I do question her judgment in Mayer. Gah. What a tool.
But VV's tubby ass is still hot to me. He has personality.
JA is fine. Marriage and 37 kids does not = happiness.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 4:26pm.
"Mission," you say? LA also had a mission.
Creepy.
EyeRoll, believe me Jenfraud here lives for this shit. She's always making visits to dlisted and tries to snark (more like whine) Aniston just because she's under the illusion people here hate Angelina because they love Jennifer. Honestly, she has to give Angelina and Brad more credit. They are hated for their own merits, plain and simple. I guess that concept is far too complicated for the simple loon/troll that roams the vowels of justjared. Btw, how do I know this? she's admitted it before and she's not ashamed of her "mission". LOL.
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Submitted by Jenfraud on May 28, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Seriously I want to know...is your entire reason for being to snark on Jennifer Aniston, or does it only seem that way?
Submitted by Jenfraud on May 28, 2008 - 5:37pm.
Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 5:40pm.
You just know this news made Brad's asshole quiver with anticipation.
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LOL! It's more like some "unhappy with John Mayer" JenFans secretly screaming, "George is available now for Jen!!" Wouldn't you just imagine how happy those stupid JenHens will be---you know they really NEED their JenJen to hook up with someone "hotter than Brad" for quite a while now.
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If Aniston fans want her ass to hook up with him, then they weren't paying attention. George's a known closet case so why would they want her to end up with a girly man after she just divorced one?. You'd think after spending a few nights curing Brad's asshole from the love injuries he received from his bf George, she'd learn her lesson.
Jennifer should start going for hotter pieces like Rojo Caliente. Oh and Jenfraud, say hi to Jared from me, after of course, you thank him for creaming the collective BAMPSZ family knickers daily.
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Bradi I can def share with you. I hear they do naked yoga and order in thai food during "boyz only weekends."
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I am just waiting to see if she will spill the beans on one of these talk shows and/or write a book.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
zomay on May 28, 2008 - 5:54pm.
*pushes zomay out of the way*
Hey, we can share beard duties, besides someone has to keep the Brad "occupied" during their "special" boys weekends.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
George, if you are searching for the perfect lady to beard you here I am! First off I don't even find you sexy, or a turn on, so I will never get jelis of your boy toys or hookerz. Second, I already have a daughter. I really don't need anymore kids. THIRD and this is a really big one, I know to keep my mouth shut about "lifestyle choices" and I will never turn into a famewhore. In fact I HATE public displays of famewhoring. So there you go George. The perfect storm just for you.
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Dawnie! It's all good, unless Mr. DawnieDawnDawn isn't letting you get out of the lawn chair. I don't want you to end up like that unfortunate lady a couple of months ago.
I find Johnson and Johnson's Baby Powder keeps those delicate parts smooth and release-able.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by lea8199 on May 28, 2008 - 6:12pm.
and i dont think George is gay.. he is just not the "marrying" kind...
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Neither was Richard Chamberlain nor George Takei. Cary Grant's residence (which he shared with fellow actor Randolph Scott) was often referred to as "Bachelor's Hall".
@Joey:
Thanks for the voddie, doll. It's already scorching hot here in the lowcountry (pre-June for Christ's sake!) and no amount of shrimp pilau will change the fact that my ass is stuck to my chair.
*gulps Grey Goose*
You are a God, love!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Jenfraud on May 28, 2008 - 4:37pm.
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*gag* again.
You need to get laid.
Submitted by Lory on May 28, 2008 - 5:40pm.
You just know this news made Brad's asshole quiver with anticipation.
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LOL! It's more like some "unhappy with John Mayer" JenFans secretly screaming, "George is available now for Jen!!" Wouldn't you just imagine how happy those stupid JenHens will be---you know they really NEED their JenJen to hook up with someone "hotter than Brad" for quite a while now.
At first I was going to dismiss this rumor since it came from In Touch. But when the rep said they don't comment on George's private life I knew they brokeup. They always talk about his private life. Just a few months ago there was another breakup rumor and the rep said it was false. I'm happy about this because Sarah really damaged George's reputation. He dated some skanky women in the past but Sarah is a low-class skank.
Send DDD GreyGoose Vodka Collins (THE Summer drink).
As Mable Hodges will testify, I speak fluent Gay and as a card-carrying, full-paid-up-dues, former pretty boy, "it takes one to know one".
Actually, it's all Rosemary Clooney's fault. She let little George wear her xxxlll moo moo's and old high heels around the house when his parents dumped him with her for the summer. Kid never had a chance to even pretend to be STR8. (Much like that little blondie on "Whose the Boss" and that young little hispanic flamer on "Ugly Betty"/ Joey was one such advanced child. You have to embrace you inner mo!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
This is no surprise-the only thing Sarah looks good for is putting someone to sleep.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Wasn't his idol, cary Grant gay too? Next bartender please.
OFF Topic...I like DDD's Mary......cute little flip....don't change for anyone! Did Ted Baxter actually have a dick????
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Winnyfranfran on May 28, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Bob Denver=Genius
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i wonder if she's gonna go back to waitressing in Vegas?.....
and i dont think George is gay.. he is just not the "marrying" kind...
i mean, why does he has to get married to everyone he goes out with a la pamela anderson?
the girls that go out with him should know that their relationship is not a long term one...
@JOEY:
Lover! *smooch*
*slides Sidecar down the bar*
Now what would you know from gay?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
The Man is GAY!! Queer as a $3 bill. His only steady is his 'hairdresser' of 20 years. I thought most Dlisted Sluts were not delusional.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
WTF? Are there two PSLs now? It reminds me of that Gilligan's Island where both Mary Anne and Gilligan thought they were Ginger and Mr. Howell remarked, "We have three Gingers. We're fresh out of Mary Anne's and Gilligan's." I guess you had to be there.
OT: I would totally fuck George Clooney and by fuck I mean date. I don't want kids either.
People.com has this story so I guess this is as official as it gets that they in did split.
Looks like he'll have to put her back in the packaging and into storage with the 2007 model.
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I could care less about Clooney and his beard, but I don't believe anything In Touch magazine. That rag mag has Brangelina getting married every week. See is believing.
Clooney's undoubtedly had the big snip. No way he's knocking anyone up. He has been quite vocal that he does not want children.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hate Looney, so I really could give a flying fock.
I have said for years that I think he is "Toothy Tile."
Ms. Sarah was just another cover-up.
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Come on Mk, don't be that hard on this bitch. You can't get pregnant when you are taking it up the ass. You know that was the only way he could have secksy times with her. Clooney is an "ass up, head down" kinda guy, that way he can pretend he's giving it to Brad. You just know this news made Brad's asshole quiver with anticipation.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on May 28, 2008 - 2:26pm.
He dated Kelly Preston,
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And I heard she bats for the home team too!
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Well, we're all in consensus here. He's had himself snipped ages ago, and he's a queen. If there's any consolation, she'll always have that horrid Valentino dress she wore to the Oscars.
Wasn't Clooney married before, to some Talia Balsam? She would definitely know if he was the gay or not.
I honestly thought that girl stood a chance with her poor boyish-figure but she still proved too "womanly" for gay-ole George. LOL.
That ex-boyfriend of hers must be cracking up right about...NOW!!
If George were really straight, his peen would have fallen off. He "supposely" dated so much women..He dated Kelly Preston, who is John Travolta's beard. So I know something is up.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Submitted by NightWatch on May 28, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Rock Hudson is who you're thinking of.
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Speaking of Marys.... Oh hey George!
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Oh hell naw!
No one does Mary like me. I am THE Mary. Bitches. Ya'll can suck Ted Baxter's dick.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
So wait, is George going to return her to the pet store or is he going to find his gerbil a new home?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 28, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I see a stripper pole in her future.
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I see one in her past, too.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
He probably found her stash of Bridal magazines.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I see a stripper pole in her future.
Speaking of Marys.... Oh hey George!
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Yeah, Sarah's money is on the dresser. Don't slam the door on the way out.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Even if Sarah was a paid beard, her ho past was catching up with her and being broadcasted all over the net. I'm sure George didnot appreciate looking like a fool for this woman. His other beards were very much in the background and caused him little embarrasment.
Oh well, the course of fake love never does run smooth in Hollywood.