Sarah Fucked Up
It's back to the ho factory for Sarah Larson! InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.
A source close to George said, "George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down." Oh, I'm sure Georgie loves to be tied down. Tied down, gagged and stuffed. Just not by her.
Georgie's rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.” And I can only confirm that Georgie's rep is a smart ass!
Sarah done fucked up! Bitch was supposed to follow my detailed instructions. All she had to do was get knocked up! Shit, she could have even lied to him and said she was carrying his child! Go out and get pregnant by the local homeless man and pass the baby off as George's. Pull some scandalous shit to secure your future!
What the hell kind of fucked up gold digger is she? I'm embarrassed for her. She gives all us shameless sluts a bad name.
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@DiamondD:
I can change it to Mr. Grant, if that works for you.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
DiamondDawg, how can you "hate" on Mary? She's friggin Mary!
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
LOL @ DDD & Facts of Life.
Can I just say....that Mary Tyler Moore avie is literally making me sick. I don't know if its the orange or the reminder of the 60's/70's, but it seriously is causing my sternum to tighten up and my throat to close.
I must have a fear/phobia of Mary Tyler Moore!!!!!!!!!
And I'm kinda gettting sick of my own av, too. Kim Jong II with photoshop make-up is just too much. BRB
HAHAHA!!!
Georgie doesn't want a famewhore, a regular ol' whore is what he wants.....
But could this be a precursor to another break up...
Perhaps a ginormous type break up, a pregnant ginomorous, epic, JJ nervous breakdown break up....
hmmmmmmmm......
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Well, what does he expect? If he goes out and finds some vapid, bimbo, star-fucker... how long does he think that person is going to be interesting to hang out with? I mean, the fact that he was able to hang out with her for a year doesn't reflect very well on him.
I just picture her sitting on his sofa day in and day out watching t.v. while George nervously walks around the house trying to figure out how he's going to get her to leave.
I'd bet ol' Georgie knows how to keep his spermies from getting him into trouble. There was no way for this chick to get knocked up I'd bet. I'd also bet it wasn't for lack of trying.
I hope her old boss in Vegas held open a spot for her, because bitch has gotta get back to schlepping drinks.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Anyone else notice that Clooney always dumps these chicks once they start being known for well, being his chick?
Like that relationship had any chance in hell of becoming anything more than a prepaid business arrangement.
Clooney is so gay he makes M.K. look straight.
Oh yea... I suspect he has gotten a vasectomy years ago. Or just shooting blanks.
Which lets be honest if you are a wealthy man in any field... if you have any sense what so ever... you get a vasectomy.
Go make a few deposits in the sperm bank of your choice... and get snipped. When you want to have children, then you can control who is the Mother.
Look at all those idiot pro-ball players who have "baby mama's" scatter all over the damn place. Not paying child support to any of them if they can help it. If you want to whore around... get snipped. LOL!
i think given clooney's old age... and how absolutely dull sarah is, i would say the problem was he fell asleep every time he had to spend alone time with her
I never ever once thought george was hot. never ever never.
Stupid chick should of known her days were numbered without getting knocked up. She just missed the lotto.
@DDD *smooches back*
~*~"Sleep."
Mark Feehily on what he does when he's not performing
"Mark's the best at that. He could sleep on a nail."
- Bryan on Mark's favourite pastime... ~*~
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Submitted by bourgie on May 28, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Oh well Sarah can now go on Dancing with the hasbeen Golddiggers next season.
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hahahahhhhahhaha...so true.
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Oh well Sarah can now go on Dancing with the hasbeen Golddiggers next season.
So what did they have in common that kept them together for a year?
They both like dick.
Seriously, I firmly believe Clooney is gay. Or one of those gay guys that can get it up for a woman when it benefits him (like the casting couch). Mr. Hekki and I saw him on some entertainment news show, bragging about his "palazzo" in Italy and Mr. Hekki said that no straight American guy would call his house a "palazzo", even if it was. He would refer to it as "my house".
Sad for Sarah if that's true, but the whole relationship always seemed kind of fishy to me.
I have a hard time believing that George is straight mostly...
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Jesus, George Clooney really is a big ass pathetic whore. I do not have a problem with him not settling down but I have a problem with him going with women half his age. Or he is actually gay.
George Clooney reminds me of that 1950's Hollywood actor (can not remember his name) that he was seen as and played the roles of the epitome of the manly man and even married his secretary for two years while all along, he was secretly gay and later died of AIDS. That is the road that I see George might be heading. He should really come out of closet already, rather then doing this stupid stunts.
@DAE:
*smooches*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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DAE is British, Beige. That is the proper spelling across the pond.
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Thank you Dawnie.
~*~"Sleep."
Mark Feehily on what he does when he's not performing
"Mark's the best at that. He could sleep on a nail."
- Bryan on Mark's favourite pastime... ~*~
@Diamond:
OMG! hahaha! She is that stoopid! That's hot.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 3:40pm.
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DAE is British, Beige. That is the proper spelling across the pond.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Aw! PSL's stalker is back!
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It's probably Paris herself. She's such a stupid ho that she doesn't know she can get her lawyer to send a Cease and Desist. Instead she registers...what a retard.
@LoLo:
I am so telling Mrs. Garrett.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I'm surprised I thought for sure this one would get his bun in her oven. I'm thinking Georgie has had a vasectomy and lets these hos get all frustrated because they can't get knocked up with his child. Then he dumps them.
_Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 4:35pm.
Well all i know is George came crying to me asking for Boswalla to smash his dick HARD with those two rocks.
We did it.
Who am i to ask questions?
HA HA HA!!!!!!
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yo.. mrs kravitx.. that is more than most.
breathing oxygen is something we all have in common!
@LoLo:
NO! That was the night that Natalie from Facts of Life made DJ Connor a man. She did the freaky love voodoo on him whilst Tootie did interpretive roller dance and Becky ran away to get married. Gah. Get your TV straight.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by Devore on May 28, 2008 - 1:28pm.
i fucking hate that overused expression
"we have nothing in common".
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Pudge and I have one thing in common and it keeps us together
The mortgage.
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
I had a girlfriend in New York who was a prop master on a Clooney movie years ago and she said that he was gay. She said that he had a boyfriend who would visit him on set and the crew was told to keeptheir mouths shut because it would be a P.R nightmare for Clooney and the movie. My friend isn't one to lie, especially since Clooney wasn't that big of a deal at the time. Maybe this is why he is glad to be SINGLE again? Bet the bitch is cleaning out the silver about now!
Hold up? Georgies had the snip? Damn.
~*~"Sleep."
Mark Feehily on what he does when he's not performing
"Mark's the best at that. He could sleep on a nail."
- Bryan on Mark's favourite pastime... ~*~
Submitted by Stoney on May 28, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I didn't know you could rent a whore for an entire year!
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Sure, at discount rates!
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
@NightWatch:
Rock Hudson.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
_Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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I though it was the night he made the bet with Jackie at the bowling alley.
NO! Its confusing because THAT was the night that Jackie got her cock stuck in the ball waxer.
She went from Pre to Post-Op in one quick woosh.
She never regretted it though!
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Hi, PSL!! It really threw me for a loop! :)
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by kdracofan on May 28, 2008 - 4:30pm.
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Hi girlie... nothing yet. Must be floating around in cyberspace? I'll let you know when I receive it. ♥♥
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But then again, what do I know?
I know IG! What a shocker!
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
ISLANDGIRL!!!
Hi hun! Check your email
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 3:27pm.
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I though it was the night he made the bet with Jackie at the bowling alley.
Are you SURE, LoLo? *scratches head*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Yikes, I saw this on celebrityprayerlist.com too!
I didn't know you could rent a whore for an entire year!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Clarisse on May 28, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Aw! PSL's stalker is back!
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Good Lord. Again? I thought that ass-hat would have gotten bored.
Report its ass. I don't know if it helps, but screw it.
PS - he is such a Taurus.....
Let me get this straight. Are you telling me that George Clooney is a commitment-phoebe? Well!! Who knew?
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But then again, what do I know?
*hugs dustbunny*
It's okay. Bum Goblins are icky poo! Not your fault!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
*snips Clarisse's hair* Hey, you said yes to snip snip. I clipped your toes too. They look Lovely!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
i fucking hate that overused expression
"we have nothing in common".
human beings have more in common than we do not.
we are all born the same way and we are all gonna die.
wtf does that really mean anyhow?
when you say we have nothing in common, what you are really saying is "she/he is not on my level".
and that is fine.....
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 1:27pm.
It was rigged! stoopid refs
I feel your pain. I hate it when refs affect the outcome.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
vajeon - he probably gave her a job in his casino. Is he still going forward with that?
That'd be an asshole thing to do, introduce her to the hollywood lifestyle and then make her go back to being a waitress. I don't think George would do that to her, he doesn't seem like that much of an asshole.
Or maybe she's going to continue to live in LA (maybe he gave her a little cash) and continue her career as an "it" girl.
Yes George was in fact snipped years ago.
It was back on the set of Facts of Life when he thought he got the girl who played Natalie pregnate. It turns out that character who played Joe was realy a tranny and the two ade a baby from scissor times on the set of Blairs room.
This is when George first got his heart broken and adopted his beloved pot belly pig.
Then when Rosanne Bar forced him to touch her no no areas, he came to me and my friend Boswalla from the village to bang his cock with two rocks.
We accidently used flint stones and set his pubes on fire.
He is now smooth, ash free, and will never have to worry about pesky children touching his "happy juice" (vodka) and his back massager.
true story
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