Sarah Fucked Up
It's back to the ho factory for Sarah Larson! InTouch is reporting that George Clooney has dumped his call girl of over a year. A friend told the magazine that Sarah has moved out of his Los Angeles home.
A source close to George said, "George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down." Oh, I'm sure Georgie loves to be tied down. Tied down, gagged and stuffed. Just not by her.
Georgie's rep only said, “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.” And I can only confirm that Georgie's rep is a smart ass!
Sarah done fucked up! Bitch was supposed to follow my detailed instructions. All she had to do was get knocked up! Shit, she could have even lied to him and said she was carrying his child! Go out and get pregnant by the local homeless man and pass the baby off as George's. Pull some scandalous shit to secure your future!
What the hell kind of fucked up gold digger is she? I'm embarrassed for her. She gives all us shameless sluts a bad name.
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Sheeps!
It was rigged! stoopid refs
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We were robbed!
ugh, sorry my bad. **puts on her Noob hat**
she cant get pregnant if HE has been fixed.
which i believe he has!
Aw! PSL's stalker is back!
Kisses!
I say yes to the snip snip BTW.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 1:22pm.
The siggy is from "Naughty Girl" (extended mix) on "Summer Heights High." Hey, how bout them Spurs?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
their contract must be up...
@dustbunny:
The new term is "Bum Goblin". Or Beige Baby, take your pick. We could go a step further and cease to acknowledge the turd at all.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 28, 2008 - 12:21pm.
LOL @ Xxyxz asking about that siggie.. ROTF!! *points finger*
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Shhh. It was a secret
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We were robbed!
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 1:19pm.
The lambs love truffles and the piglets tend to herd up. Even Green Acres can't explain it.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 28, 2008 - 3:20pm.
like o m g, i hate all of this drug talk i want to be cool like you guys so i say stuff like off to run bcause i think thats what normal people do, well isnt it do you guys run and get shots in your face by your brother, please tell me you do i just want to fit in i am psl for christs sake
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OH FUCK!! The troll is back.
*raises hand*
I agree Georgie had the ole' snip snip YEARS ago.
*stomps foot*
Sheeps! I told you not to tell anyone about my Extacy problem!
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We were robbed!
I didn't know she was living with him. Now....will she move back to Vegas or stay in Hollywood, waiting for the next star to date her?
woohoo!
he is single again
okay.. I'm confused. And I'm the smart one here!
what in the hell is going on?
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We were robbed!
LOL @ Xxyxz asking about that siggie.. ROTF!! *points finger*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
This chick had a good run. She now has lots of designer goods to sell on Craig's List and eBay, and photos of her travels which she can use to taunt the other cocktail waitreses. Maybe she'll write a best-selling insider book about Clooney, entitled: "From Where I Was Mounted: An In-Depth View of Mister G. Clooney". I'm sure Judith Regan would publish it.
Time for a new beard Georgie girl.
I am on the "George had a vasectomy" train.
He won't risk getting anyone pregnant.
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
I'm sure he's a little too anal retentive to live with. I know. Men that age who have always been single are just impossible to please at home.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 28, 2008 - 4:14pm.
So umm Sheeps about those Pieep babies of yours.
Do they look like pink hairless sheep or wool covered pigs. Cause i was thinking I would LOVE a woll covered pig and they maybe are similar to puppies.
Oh man, who wants to plan D-listed trip to Vegas?
I DO I DO I DO!
I havent been arrested yet in my life time and before i turn 30 i want to try some new stuff!
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Sheeps
*raises eyebrow*
Tell me about your siggy
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We were robbed!
MK - could you PLEASE not put the F-word on the front page? people behind me can see it!!!
Speaking of out-of-bounds, go read Craigslist Rants and Raves section for Los Angeles. Disgusting, sickening, salacious...need I say more?
Link:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/rnr/
*passes adderall and wiskey to DDD*
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We were robbed!
I agree that Georgie probably had a vasectomy...he has made it clear that he doesnt want kids at all. As for this news...who knows if it is really true? Both he and Sarah were seen moving out of his LA home...the paps could totally misconstrue that as her being kicked to the curb. Or they just made it up to have a story. I want to hear it from Georgie's lips...then i will believe.
Let's cut to the chase: Georgie isn't breeding, marrying, or living with anybody, unless it's a woman around his own age with her own MONEY.
A cocktail waitress? I don't think so. Nothing wrong with being a cocktail waitress, but IF they were to actually marry, the Pre-Nup would take a month to sign.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Perhaps if she'd been smart got herself pregnant...These fame whores just have no idea what they're doing.
~*~"I have to peeeee!!!" Xtina to Linda Perry~*~
@xx:
Always in need, love! And keep 'em coming. I've got a PTA meeting tonight and I'll be damned if I sit through that bitch sober!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Submitted by LoLo on May 28, 2008 - 1:10pm.
SHEEPS your avie is so.... sooooo......progressive.
You should see our children. I liked your Vegas story this morning, but I kept thinking, other than hanging out with LoLo, this is why I never go to Vegas.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Humpday indeed!
*pours drinks for all in-need*
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We were robbed!
I think Georgie snipped his sh-t a long time ago. He doesn't look like he messes around. He knows hos are going to try to get knocked up.
I also think she messed up badly when she started to become a "star". Didn't some magazine call her an "it" girl? Then she's walking in fashion shows and showing up to big name events. She should have been at home securing her future.
Don't give Sarah too much grief MK. George is a hard nugget to crack. Sarah was way out of her league.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
*catches Xanax in teeth*
Thanks, love! *smooooooch*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
All I can say is, "Bitch, please". George is a whore from way back. No one is going trap his cock with a commitment.
He's not parting with HALF his money for any piece of ass.
SHEEPS your avie is so.... sooooo......progressive.
Get 'er done *bloop*
what?
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Hopefully she was smart and kept the tags on the dresses she wore to the redcarpet events because that's her only chance of getting some money for a plane ticket back to Las Vegas. If she didn't she could just sell them on Ebay and go home on a Greyhound bus! :(
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by the_shari-est on May 28, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Well said.
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"I milked the cow....it took a while to get her going, but here ya go!
We don't have cow- we have a bull...."
- Kingpin
Submitted by the_shari-est on May 28, 2008 - 1:03pm.
She should have just stayed out of the public eye, once she started getting her own "press" she was on her way out. Just cause you're banging a celeb, doesn't make you one too.
Exacterly.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
@Sheeps:
Double bag it.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
xx - HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!! no hon, we deserve both!
gimme the cock and the booze! hump day!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*rubbing hands and planning trip to Vegas*
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Men like George are just so, so.....
INFURIATING!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
"Fuck the tail... I just need some cock!"
I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Wow I'm suprised!!
Well Georgie boy better snatch up a hot ass young bitch before he gets really old and starts getting a gut, man boobs and balding and ends up sewing a fucking dead cat to his head.
Aaah I feel for Sarah. I'm sure she will end up getting a lot of money for selling her stories plus she has a chance to snatch up another Hollywood dude, we all know how they swap partners.
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
*slides my voddie down to Missy*
Just a sip bitch, it's been a rough day.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
OMG.. LMAO,, Xxyxz..& Missy. I need a double pill cocktail for Migraine.. And some Cock, well, just because I'm a slut..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Didn't she recently move in with him? hmmmm, wonder what freaky habit HE has in private?
That's fucked up going from A list hollywood events back to being a Vegas cocktail waitress. Well, she'll always have the memories.
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I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did -Michael K.
_Submitted by xxyxz on May 28, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Missy
Fuck the tail... I just need some cock!
DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!
QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1
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She should have just stayed out of the public eye, once she started getting her own "press" she was on her way out.
Just cause you're banging a celeb, doesn't make you one too.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"