Wednesday, May 28th 2008
Gayelles In The City
Lindsay Lohan and her not-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, walked the streets of NYC today with a couple of middle-aged women. They're just letting the paps know that they're here, they're queer, get used to it!
Sammy told TMZ yesterday that she's not rubbing snatches with Lindsay. Everyone keeps denying it, so maybe they are just strictly platonic? Strictly platonic friends who just happen to kiss, cuddle, hold hands and drink each other's body fluids.
Here's more pics from today along with pics of Lindsay holding a poor, defenseless fluff ball outside her hotel last night. She bought the pooch because it reminds her of Sammy's bush.
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Sam looks half way decent in this pic. Where's Lindsay's "engagement ring" though?
Poor dog looks like he is thinking about jumping.
Ali ALWAYS looks like a fully made up 45 year old cocktail waitress who smokes 'Misty 120's' How can she wear that much make up day in and day out. What the fuck?!?
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
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Pretending to be lesbian is so sorority girl.
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omg SELF-TAN YOUR HANDS! this atrocity needs to stop!
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Blowhan will screw anything, as long as they buy her drugs, booze, and/or cigarettes. She's a cheap date.
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She ain't cheap but she is easy!
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
wtfuta = either White Oprah, or a defensive teenage slut who's blown the football team, the baseball team, the science club...
Come on, who else would say something as laughably, pompously juvenile as "when you point a finger, three are pointing back at you"? Uhhh, makes no sense. It's not a knee-jerk reaction, luv.
Oh, and Lohan IS a slut. She has indiscriminate sex for loopy reasons with other infamous sluts (I'm waiting for her to boink Britney), and now mostly for coke. And you know she'll boink anybody for little scraps.
That's a slut, luv. You can have sex with lots of people, but the wrong kind of sex makes you bona fide.
Cute,cute couple!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think they are cute together.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 28, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Dickless chicks ,chicks with dicks, chicks with chicks with dicks and just plain old dick, Hohan wants it all.
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And then she'll go for the WALLS and FENCES.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Bwahahahaha Manimal5! Funny.
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Dickless chicks ,chicks with dicks, chicks with chicks with dicks and just plain old dick, Hohan wants it all.
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Blowhan will screw anything, as long as they buy her drugs, booze, and/or cigarettes. She's a cheap date.
Move over, summer! Memorial Day also signals the beginning of L'Orange L'Ohan.
maybe samantha's a good thing for lilo...since they've been fingering each other, we really haven't seen lilo in her usual drunken cokehead mess that much...
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Impertinent (warning - Brangeloonie rant)-
lylian @ 05/28/2008 at 9:38 pm #622 Just asking @ 05/28/2008 at 5:40 pm
Why are you all so delusional that you believe Maniston would actually come to this web site? You seriously think that would ever happen? That that’s the only way any critical comments would be posted?
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hahahahaha. Now you are being really silly.
FACTOID 1: Actually, we DO KNOW that her PR guy Huvane surfs the net and READS the stuff written about x because he SENT AN EMAIL TO PEREZ telling him to be nicer to poor little defenceless Jennifer. If he was monitoring then, why would he stop now?
FACTOID 2: And we do know, by Jennifer’s own admission that she SURFS THE NET up till 3.00am in the morning and also joins the discussions about her hair and other things. Check out some of her earlier interviews when she admits it to herself and this is when she was at her most popular Rachel hair look!!!
FACT: Jennifer, by her own admission, do read the tablies and have been photographed reading either us weakly or people. And she admits to trying to stop by falling off the wagon – again, her own interviews.
CONCLUSION 1: So, why should we not think that Huvane is continuing to monitor Perez site and other popular sites – including Just Jareds which is KNOWN to be a good BAMPZS site. And if Huvane is monitoring these sites, why wouldn’t he try to stick in comments to influence the threads and why wouldn’t he let Jennifer know about what is being said about her on the various celebrity blogs. It’s HUVANE’S JOB to influence the public and manipulate Jennifer’s image.
CONCLUSION 2: And if Jennifer’s PR guy knows about JJ’s why wouldn’t he tell Jennifer? And if Jennifer knows and is in the habit of surfing the net about HERSELF anyway, why wouldn’t she come on line and post her stuff?
Oh, I see, there’s someone called Jennifer Aniston posting on this thread. Given the facts I’ve just laid out - yes - FACTS, why would you necessarily conclude that it isn’t really Jennifer Aniston posting in her own name for a change??
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Why do random morons come by to edumacate us every day?
You're not preaching anything people here haven't totally ignored.
BO-RING!
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wtfuta on May 28, 2008 - 7:27pm.
She's 21 years old, she doesn't have to commit to anyone. And so what if she's been screwing since 15! I know a lot of girls who gave it up before then and they're not whores. You people read these erroneous reports and jump to conclusions without having all the facts. That's just stupid and ignorant. How many of you have past indiscretions that would make you cringe if they came to light? Probably the majority of you. It's so easy to pass judgment on someone when your identity is hidden. A bunch of hypocrites that get pleasure out of pointing the finger at someone else. Just remember, when you point a finger, you have 3 pointing back at you.
- well I have ONE GIANT FINGER for you.
Get over yourself and lighten up, this isn't your job.
You missed the point of this site, it levels the obnoxious, fluff ridden playing field of Celeb worship. You want serious, go somewhere else.
Throw a boulder on fluff, fluff collapses on itself, throw a boulder on DLISTED, the boulder turns into a pile of pebbles.
btw, using words like "erroneous" just makes you look like the poseur you are, hypocrite.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Why does that lezzy need to be with her so much I'm not even with my boyfriend that much and we have a close relationship.
Mel-Tang: Yes, The Barbi Twins! Truly hideous. And probably doing each other. I remember at the time Prince William had a thing for them and I thought, eewwww. He has NO taste.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by thehoustongirl on May 28, 2008 - 7:28pm.
Submitted by intimatemingle.com on May 28, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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WTF is up this big ass rose and shit?! ANNOYING!
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I know! Can't the spammers take their shit to JJ? Jeezus!
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Submitted by intimatemingle.com on May 28, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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WTF is up this big ass rose and shit?! ANNOYING!
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Sensimina: I just went to JJ and fucked with their pointy little heads. They are truly insane. There is some piece of gag-inducing poetry on there that I cannot bring myself to post here. Truly nauseating.
I hate that site and can't wait to be banned from it! Damn Commies!
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
You know Blohan eats pussy like Jodie Foster when she's fucked up on cocaine.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Dawnie!
**SMOOCHES**
Missed you too!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
i will always think that lindsay is an over privileged piece of trash, but samantha does look kind of druggie-chic and easygoing.
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"Whore" is partially how you carry yourself, and she wears that title so well. Anyway for every finger we point at Blohan, there are 3 fingers that have already been in firecrot- bleh, nevermind.
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maybe samantha is her sponsor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
sorry.
If Hohan is gonna dyke out, why doesn't she pick someone who is remotely attractive? But then, I never really thought Hohan was all that attractive in the first place (her looks are so fucking overrated).
She's 21 years old, she doesn't have to commit to anyone. And so what if she's been screwing since 15! I know a lot of girls who gave it up before then and they're not whores. You people read these erroneous reports and jump to conclusions without having all the facts. That's just stupid and ignorant. How many of you have past indiscretions that would make you cringe if they came to light? Probably the majority of you. It's so easy to pass judgment on someone when your identity is hidden. A bunch of hypocrites that get pleasure out of pointing the finger at someone else. Just remember, when you point a finger, you have 3 pointing back at you.
wtfuta--
White Oprah?!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Why doesn't anyone tell Sammy she needs a dye job?
JAMES HAVEN:
Good gravy! Where have you been?
*kisses*
I missed you like crazy.
And right-o, no one is passing judgment on her orientation, just her obvious lack of past discretion or commitment!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
dykefest '08. and who is the broad in the plaid pants? sammy's momma?
dear wtfuta,
it doesnt make her whore b/c she fucks chix. she is a whore b/c she has been fuckin' since she was 15, and has no standards. she tried to fuck marilyn manson for gods sake. yea, she is bi- but that not what were making fun of. we making fun of her ass b/c she wont admit it. thank you.
Submitted by wtfuta on May 28, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Oh calm down. We don't care where Lindsay has her lunch! We just don't think her choice of ladies is all that. "Sammy" bears a strong resemblance to the the stringy mop, James Haven uses to cleanup the spills those crazy kids leave behind!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Dina and Lindsay are now almost indistinguishable from one another - and that's not to say Dina looks like a fresh faced 21 year old.
You people are pathetic. Did it ever occur to you that she's bisexual? Yes, bisexuals do exist, I've dated a few. Lindsay is a young woman who's living her life in the bright lights of 21st century media. So what if she's dated a lot of guys. Maybe she was confused about her sexuality or in denial of it. Do you realize how hard that could be with TMZ and other pap whores following her around? No, you don't! Goodness gracious, I doubt if any of you are virgins or have only slept with one person. She's only 21, she's suppose to date. That doesn't make her a whore and if it does, maybe all of you coming down on her should take a look in the mirror. Pathetic, just pathetic!
Btw, Sam didn't deny being gay, she denied the engagement rumor. TMX, the asses that they are, edited their own footage to make it sound like gay, when it clearly says, "engagement rumors."
# 721 give it up jenho @ 05/28/2008 at 7:45 pm Notaloonie @ 05/28/2008 at 7:38 pm
you are just jealous jenho because brad/s birthday gift for angelina is a castle in france.
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fashionista @ 05/28/2008 at 7:47 pm Notaloonie @ 05/28/2008 at 7:38 pm
wow you are very much ill informed. You must be enbarrased. let me correct you since JJ is the source of truth:
They leased for the summer the house in France.
Zahara’s duplicate bag of her mother was from Valentino and a gift from the designer. Not from Dior.
Brad & Angelina are mirror images of each other. They are like twins.
Some of Shiloh’s birthday gives came from here:
http://www.bonpoint.com/
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The Brangeloonies also seem to be convinced that I am Jennifer Aniston.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I like Chelsea Handler and LoLo.
And yeah, Brangeloonies at JJ are fucking psycho. I kind of want to suggest a DLister invasion there. It's pointless, but fun. They would shit themselves if a bunch of you sluts went over and posted. I fucked with them a little today, my stoned ass was laughing so hard. I was really laz and posted some old Dlisted comments on Brange that I knew would make them shit bricks. For some reason I haven't been blocked yet!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/27/shiloh-jolie-pitt-2nd-birthday/c...
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Those Just Jaredites are insane.
Stupid and insane.
@Sensi:
LoLo is way funnier than Chelsea Handler!
But CH is one funny bitch.
Still, I am team LoLo. Love that nasty whore.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
I just love how blotchy Lindsay's fake tan always looks. You would think someone with her money could afford to take care of that.
Hahahahasorry I don't think that my previous post made sence. Again I blame the wine.
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
It may the wine talking but Roson doesn't look that bad. Plus I doubt Linds a lesbian bi yes but true whores will always pick a dick over a chick and maybe Linds isn't getting any dick but she has a chick who's more then willing to satisfy when she can't even bring Jack Black or that other fatty.....the one that Jennifer Aniston dated.
Ok I'll shut the fuck up now!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
white oprah probably thinks denying any gayelleness in lindsay will get more publicity. lindsay is doing nothing to look non-gayelle which makes me think she might be thinking of sharing how she really feels about samantha. I do think lindsay and samantha are friends... special friends, but still.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 5:45pm.
@Sensi and Pers:
I have jumped the fence a time or two, but I am very into dick. There's not substitute for real cock. I might have visited Katmandu, but I won't ever pitch my tent there.
If you are into dick, you will always come back to it.
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I have experienced attraction to women in the past, but I have a feeling I'd be one of those annoying Bi-chicks that gayelles complain about on talk shows that you hear about who enjoys the clam, but ends up with the cock.
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That show was terrible!
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WhoreHan has shark teeth. The better to "eat" you with, I guess. Shes so fucking gross.
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