Wednesday, May 28th 2008
Gayelles In The City
Lindsay Lohan and her not-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, walked the streets of NYC today with a couple of middle-aged women. They're just letting the paps know that they're here, they're queer, get used to it!
Sammy told TMZ yesterday that she's not rubbing snatches with Lindsay. Everyone keeps denying it, so maybe they are just strictly platonic? Strictly platonic friends who just happen to kiss, cuddle, hold hands and drink each other's body fluids.
Here's more pics from today along with pics of Lindsay holding a poor, defenseless fluff ball outside her hotel last night. She bought the pooch because it reminds her of Sammy's bush.
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DDD- I totally agree. Slutty minds think alike!
Off topic, the Brangeloonies at JJ are claiming that LoLo is Chelsea Handler??? WTF?!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
@Sensi and Pers:
I have jumped the fence a time or two, but I am very into dick. There's not substitute for real cock. I might have visited Katmandu, but I won't ever pitch my tent there.
If you are into dick, you will always come back to it.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Pers, I've been saying all along: you can't LIVE LOHAN without cock! She's too dickmatized to be a full time lezzy. She's probably getting some on the side.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Can Hohan resist the cock though? I thought that her firecrotch had a penis tractor beam. I always thought she needed a 'meat injection' frequently in order to keep her alive.
...or, she's just a huge skank.
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Kiss Kiss bang bang to all my hos! I'm outtie 5000!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Another desperate publicity stunt ... Is nothing sacred? Wait, nobody answer that.
@Mani:
She hasn't realized that she in a orange skank, so anything's possible.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Monkey:
You whore! Whatcha doing in the Green Hour? Get those huge thighs over here and give us a snog.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Is it possible that Not Lezzy Lindsay could be gay and not realize it?
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Bradiful-
Some hos just have to take what they can get, you know? Kinda like Wonky.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Hohan's Ginge gene's beating her bottle blonde! Hurray!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Sensimina on May 28, 2008 - 5:20pm.
ripeold -
Linds isn't a lesbian. She's a ho. There's a difference!
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And she isn't very good at that either.
Lest we forget her rehab romp with that hideous peepaw has-been rockstar.
I got $7.43 on this being a HUGE topic on the Non Lilo reality shitastic show "Living La Lohan".
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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ripeold -
Linds isn't a lesbian. She's a ho. There's a difference!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by dementa on May 28, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Gayelles in the City -- that would make a marvelous name for a really bad HBO comedy.
I was really disappointed when I heard Lipstick Jungle WASN'T about a group of lipstick lesbians in NYC. Really.
sweetie. that's no puppy. that's her ultra-famous little sister Ali. easy mistake.
ahem, Samantha is carrying Lindsay's purse. lol
Lindsay is afraid to come out. I don't blame her, that shit's hard.
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Does bumping cooters make you jaundices? You'd think it looking at these two.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Know what's grosser? Identical twin incest. Yick!
EW! Remember the Barbi Twins? They used to be featured on Entertainment Tonight like every night for a year. They used to model naked together. I swear they were getting it on.
throw up throw up throw up
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 3:07pm.
LiLo might stand a better chance as a lesbanese.
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does she like baba ganoujie?
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Damn, oysters. Now I'm getting hungry. I need beer, horseradish and some lemon.
OH! *blushes*
Nevermind.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 28, 2008 - 5:13pm.
They SO are banging oysters.
OMG I'm going to barf up my ravioli.
I just got a visual with a smell attached to it.
GAAAH.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 28, 2008 - 4:10pm.
I think Hohan was trying to make Sammy jealous by holding her sister's hand.
I don't think Sam is into the sister-on-sister thing.
EW. I just grossed myself out.
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They SO are banging oysters.
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"Gayelles in Gotham" would make a marvelous name for a really bad porn.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 5:10pm.
@Mel-Tang:
Probably cats. Lots of cats. In a trailer. Wallet on a chain
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
And the wallet def has Lynrd Skynrd on it. :)
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Gayelles in the City -- that would make a marvelous name for a really bad HBO comedy.
I think Hohan was trying to make Sammy jealous by holding her sister's hand.
I don't think Sam is into the sister-on-sister thing.
EW. I just grossed myself out.
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@Mel-Tang:
Probably cats. Lots of cats. In a trailer. Wallet on a chain.
Oh shit. Did I just stereotype?
Oh wait! It's Dlisted. All good.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 28, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Mel-Tang on May 28, 2008 - 4:58pm.
You think?
Hide your bunnies Sammie and the stock pots.
YES! I mean, think about it. Remember how Lindsay had a few drug induced freak outs, over pretty much nothing? And how she supposedly went off on Mary Kate O. when she thought she was trying to steal sammy from her? I definately think she has it in her. :)
Does Sam own any pets? Probably a snake or an iguana, right? LOL
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LiLo might stand a better chance as a lesbanese. She is skeeving out the penis-bearers.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Mike LOL LiLo's all "What? She said it itched. Can't I scratch my bff's crotch without people making assumptions? Gah."
@Mike:
What? I married all my husbands after and night of X. Like that's wrong?
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Mel-Tang on May 28, 2008 - 4:58pm.
You think?
Hide your bunnies Sammie and the stock pots.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
BRADIFUL, I think Sammy is going to break Lindsay's heart! LMAO
This is probably the first 'real' time that hohan has professed her love for another female, so she wants it to last. And Sam seems like she could give two shits either way. I could see Lindsay's face stuck in a door with a knife in her hand screaming "I WON'T BE IGNORED, SAMANTHA!!"
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Looks like Samantha loves Lindsay so much that she had her bronzed for preservation.
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Maybe Lindsay's just on ecstasy every time she's around Ronson?
Oh Lindsey, you know you are going break Sammieboy's heart.
Sammie seems like the serious type, possessive, obsessive and admit it, a little psycho.
When Lilo changes her mind, Sammie is gonna snap.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Not Twat!!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Of course they're just friends! Gah, you guys are sick. I touch my bff like this all the time.
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Lindsay must love holding hands.
Ali should just be a kid, she has her entire life to look like a used up hooker.
Ali looks 21 while blohan looks about 40.
at least lindsay was still cute and adorable at 14...
this ali is disgusting.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 28, 2008 - 5:34pm.
I'm totally not making fun of the people who have this, because I think it's horrible.
But does anyone else think Ali looks like she has progeria (when kids look like old people)?
that is not progeria. progeria children look like wizened old people when they are still babies, they are arthritic before they are toddlers, their hair is wispy and they can be balding.
more likely the younger sister is very well develope and helps it along with serious make up.
Mel-Tang,
I think the only thing Ali is suffering from is being a Lohan.
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I'm totally not making fun of the people who have this, because I think it's horrible.
But does anyone else think Ali looks like she has progeria (when kids look like old people)?
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Who is that 25 year old with Lohan?
Oh yeah that's right, it's 14 year old Ali the "I wanna look like a slut too" Lohan
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 10:22pm.
...and this is why I dont go to TMZ anymore. Fucking dumbasses. Thanks for the heads up *goes off to piss and moan about TMZ on Xtina fansites*
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