Wednesday, May 28th 2008
Gayelles In The City
Lindsay Lohan and her not-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, walked the streets of NYC today with a couple of middle-aged women. They're just letting the paps know that they're here, they're queer, get used to it!
Sammy told TMZ yesterday that she's not rubbing snatches with Lindsay. Everyone keeps denying it, so maybe they are just strictly platonic? Strictly platonic friends who just happen to kiss, cuddle, hold hands and drink each other's body fluids.
Here's more pics from today along with pics of Lindsay holding a poor, defenseless fluff ball outside her hotel last night. She bought the pooch because it reminds her of Sammy's bush.
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Rosnan must eat a seriously good kitty.
I'm turning 38 in August and I look WAYYY younger than Lohan. That's fucking sad if you ask me. Bitch's face is BUSTED. If the younger sister doesn't take care of herself and stop hotbed suntanning she is going to look like a meth hag by the time she's 30.
Give it up girls. Enjoy your youth. Just cause your momma looks like a beat up leather sofa, doesn't mean you have to live the same way.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Have a great afternoon everyone.....see you late tonight....
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Samantha wouldn't be THAT bad is she showered, fixed her HIDEOUS hair, slapped on at least a little makeup, and changed her wardrobe.
That's all.
I see Ali has been hitting the bottle..of self tanner.
UGH. Here we go again, folks.
And RONHO'S snatches must reek after wearing leggings and tight ass jeans all day, every day.
BLECH.
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DAE:
With her 4-month-old son Max sleeping at home, Xtina and her hubby got their party on again at Villa -- her second time out this week, sixth this month. She'll cap it off by hosting a party at LAX in Vegas this weekend. A mother's work is never done.
that is according to TMZ....are you sure you are counting correctly?
hehehehehe....just kidding darlin!
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
No! Please don't give E! anymore suggestions.
This must be the meet and greet of the parents. Both girls are provably going to getting married soon and slowly but surely Lindsay sister will come out of denial and accept her sister as a lesbo
I came into this world to live out-loud
These 2 need a reality show of their own.
Did Hohan dye her hair orange? Or is the blonde just looking really busted?
Sam is looking really femme today...*shudder*
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
I like Sam WAY better than Hohan.
I think she looks like Chris Crocker.
its weird how you can't see new threads unless you're logged in.
Clarisse,
That he did, that he did...
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
It's shocking, Samantha ALMOST looks female in these pictures. ALMOST.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Thank you.
Submitted by TheDrizzle on May 28, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I think that even Paves would draw the line at touching that nest of mess.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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*holds back PSL's hair while while enabling her*
Thank God for trolls or we could never see our true selves!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Look at the guy behind them, lol.
I would make that face too if I smelled coochie juice and cigs the whole time I was behind them.
There's no way they're not doing it. How can a self respecting gayelle participate in this charade? Is she vagmatized? Lilo has her convinced they have to keep it on the low for her career's sake. Samantha, ask her, "What career???"
Then dump her.
Dawnie:
no pork chop...I barfed that up.
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
well that's ann ronson with her son sam, on the left, is that ll's mother also?
The Lohans are SO trashy looking. You have to go out of your way to look that cheap.
And Sammy is kind of cute, I think. But obviously has incredibly low-quality taste in company.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 28, 2008 - 3:58pm.
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You forgot big thighs that rub together and a pork chop hangin' out of your mouth!
*smooch*
MMMMM, tangy BBQ!
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Hekki - I'll agree with you on the Pink and Winslett. But, Rosnan....YUCK!
Sammie is fucking U G L Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I was to bat for the other team, she'd have to be attractive.
I'm a cunt like that.
Oh my. Is it wrong that I find Samantha kind of hot? I think Kate Winslet and Pink are sexy, too, so there.
And might I point out yet again that Lindsay has weird pointing-in teeth?
Every time I see a photo of Samantha Ronson, I want to force her at gunpoint to deep condition that hay she calls "hair". Have Lilo run you to Ken Paves and have him stick your head in a vat of olive oil. It's your only hope.
hey...where is LCT? Is she actually working? LOL
I've just noticed she hasn't been around much today...
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
PSL,
Stuff and nonsense! As long as you nuzzle my neck, i'll be your pal!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Sam Ronson must have a million of these see thru shirts. Their closet must be filled with gauzy see through shirts and leggings.
Clarisse:
are you SURE? I am REALLY fat, and very ugly. I also have been informed that I have no friends, and have never done drugs! So, you may want to rethink.......lol
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Why is she still alive?
Isn't there a gutter Blohan should be laying face down??
Didnt Lilo teach her little sis about orange skin ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
PSL,
Want to be my friend? Tee hee heeeee
MachSchnell84,
Sam's brother got all the hotness there.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Sammy's bush smells like cigs and lice!! FUCK BOTH THESE SKANKS!!
Damn, Sammy is one ugly ... chick?
Haha!
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
No wonder linday dating SaMANtha. SaMANtha makes Lindsay look hot by comparison
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Poor defenseless fluff ball, eh? I like that.
And yes they are so bumpin' cats! Maybe Blohan thinks that if she denies she's muff diving she'll get more acting jobs... too bad she can't act.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Oh you know what?
I was JUST walking aroun outside today and i thought to myslef hmmmmm.... Lolo I think NYC NEEDS MORE SKANKS!
I was wondering where i the world I could find the right combo of skank, stink, and crust!
ITS LIKE THE FUCKING BABY JESUS ANSWRED MY GOD DAMN PRAYERS!
SCISSOR TIMES IN HOTEL OF LEZZIE FIST!
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@MOMUS:
OT, but nothing is funnier than a snarky meekat. Just sayin'.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
If Lindsay WERE gayelle, at least there would be something interesting about her.
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But then again, what do I know?
Ali looks more like Maria Schriver every day. That girl ages fast.
Sam probably isn't rubbing snatches with LiLo only because she's afraid of contracting Firecrotch disease.
However, other orifices are available to her.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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of course they re just friends! I always nuzzle my friends' necks...don't you ladies?
Is Lilo's hair looking more red here? I actually like it.
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
I hope Ally isn't mistaking herself for a celebrity...
Great! Another dog to shit on the floor!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Why oh why do these young girls look so beat? If they only knew what a bitch time was, they would take better care of themselves. Tore the fuck up, that's what it is.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Eww @ Sammy's bush!
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We were robbed!