Wednesday, May 28th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: TyTy On The New York Times Magazine
TyTy isn't smiling with her eyes, but she's definitely smiling with her hips on the cover of The New York Times Magazine which comes out this Sunday. It looks like she stuck her head one of life-size wooden cutouts from the carnival.
I can guarantee you that we'll never heard the end of this cover from Tyra. During the next month, she's going to start almost every sentence with, "Well, when I was on the cover of the New York Times magazine and they compared me to Oprah and Martha...."
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are they trying to make her look like an hour glass? as in it's time for tyra!
an odd picture since I thought the idea behind photoshopping was to make people look better? hmmm.. maybe next time I photoshop someone I will give them the "trya treatment".
I am kind of impressed she went along with them increasing her hips... also I think tyra looks better in color. she has pretty eyes. to smile with.
Oprah, Martha and now Tyra... WOW... Nostradamus was right
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"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
I think she's hot. I'm just sayin'..
She's ugly. Big forehead and horrible without makeup. I can't believe with all of the black beauties out there that this one has a job. I guess they didn't have a shrewd mommy manager. No wonder N. Campbell was insulted.
good call, 'Mr. President' and jussayin re: ABSOLUT design or bottle/product/brand reference. i can totally see that now... the reference was just a little oblique. i kind of like the photo- if for no other reason than that her vagina arms are completely obscured behind her back.
Ironically, only woman on that cover actually has some selbalance of a skill and training, and it sure ain't oprah, or tyra....
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
Her forehead and hips are too big.
I don't care what her waist to hip ratio is, I just wish she'd fucking open a book once in awhile and not just spew out the verbal diarehha she normally does. How in the fuck did she not offend most European designers, makeup artists, photographers, and others in the fashion industry with her utter stupidity and inability to be bothered to learn someone's name correctly?
I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
This is just really outrageous.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 28, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Huh, inneresting...
I'd rather have a Juliette Lewis type body,
but then again, I have serious serious emotional issues.
Seriously, bitches, if my waist was that small, I wouldn't give a shit about my hips, which, BTW aren't looking so bad, Tyra-wise.
I would really not mind looking like this. *gulps 8th Diet Red Bull*
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
They didn't use photoshop....they used a magic wand.....yikes!
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Its a weird photo but she looks pretty,kind of resembles a tranny but I like it!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 28, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Do the hippy hippy shake, mama!
Put on your hi-heeled sneakers
And a wighat on your head
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by Mr. President on May 28, 2008 - 10:17pm.
is this photo an homage to some reference point i'm not picking up on?
to me, it looks like she is resembling a perfume bottle, or a liquor bottle, which I can then relate to the word "brand" in the title....so I do believe it is an "artistic" motif
unfortunately it doesn't seem to work...
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yeah, I said it! what?
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TYRA= The Sixth Element. :P
Submitted by mccullen on May 28, 2008 - 10:12pm.
i can't believe that those are real hips.
is this photo an homage to some reference point i'm not picking up on?
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Yes:
ABSOLUT TYRA.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Man, I thought my hips were wide. I can't believe she used to model.
i can't believe that those are real hips.
is this photo an homage to some reference point i'm not picking up on?
Mufasa! Simba! Nala! It's the Cirrrrrcle of Liiiiiiiiiife! There's something so "predatory cat" about this photo.
How about we just call her Typo from now on.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
wth? i have this to look forward to on sunday? i may have to cancel my paper...
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Do the hippy hippy shake, mama!
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
The size of her hips and her ego are the same as that of Oprah and Martha. . . LARGE and WIDE! Actually, I prefer both Ty Ty and Oprah over Martha the ex-con any day.
Shit! Tyra is working her way up to a Wino weave. Not a good look.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Thank god, I thought for a second that it was New York magazine. Don't want to see THAT arriving in my mailbox.
Thank god, I thought for a second that it was New York magazine. Don't want to see THAT arriving in my mailbox.
Oh and I want to know if Annie Leibovitz took it in the five minutes that her dad was out of the room. Because there is no way that a woman would let a picture where her hips looked that big exist.
8:12pm = the smell o' shit in the air.
close your mouth johnny fucktard, youre letting the flies in!
Why in the hell is dressed up like Elvira?
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Submitted by lulu belle on May 28, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Oh god how i hate spamers. Does anyone even go to their sights to "find love with a rich man"? Really I want to know? If you have gone the you too should be made to eat spam with them.
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*Scanning the room* Who has been going to the spammers' site? Admit it - who is looking for an interracial relationship with a rich millionaire?
...come to think of it...lol
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
LMAO! I love that video so much. Awesome sig!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Submitted by Johnny Fuckerfaster on May 28, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Trya has a big fat ghetto nigger ass.
...yeah, you know you want it...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Oh god how i hate spamers. Does anyone even go to their sights to "find love with a rich man"? Really I want to know? If you have gone the you too should be made to eat spam with them.
Absolutely horrid picture. Why do most "artistic" fashion photographs tend to make the models look terrible? Why does everything have to be so fucking ugly to be considered artistic? Take a picture of a hot chick on the beach with her tits out, and it's porn. But take that same model, put a fucking lobster on her head, pose her so she looks like she has cerebral palsy and have a bouquet of gerbera daisies sprouting from her ass, and somehow it's art.
Shitty photo.
When her big giveaway to her audience was rhinestone encrusted vasoline jars - I groaned...and permanently changed the channel.
I agree with the commenter who said that working with ol' ty-ty would be like working with a former prom queen. Bo-ring.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
nope.
dont see the comparison.
martha s and the big o were pioneers on their own way.....
what in hell is tyra banks offering?
she is not even entertaining.
No we're just going to see her fat ass in a bikini again saying, "THEYS SAID MY HIPS WUZ TOO BIG BUT IM A WOMAN AND I HAZ BIRTHIN HIPS" or some stupid shit like that.
Submitted by Vivi on May 28, 2008 - 9:00pm.
Tyra is a LESBIAN! All her friends are married with children by now. When is the last time you've heard of Tyra being with a man? Exactly. She and Alicia Keys are GAY.
I think she's been with this investment banker for a while. I don't think she's gay. Just annoying.
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I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did -Michael K.
I want to like this woman, but she wears me out.
Tyra is a LESBIAN! All her friends are married with children by now. When is the last time you've heard of Tyra being with a man? Exactly. She and Alicia Keys are GAY.
Submitted by intimatemingle.com on May 28, 2008 - 8:54pm.
So the spammers are DRAWING FUCKING FLOWERS now? I hope you get prosecuted and sentenced to eat canned spam for LIFE.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
She's quite possibly one of the most annoying people on television...next to Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
I simply don't have access to tv, so guess I luck out....get to keep some of my sanity
Tyra is an extrememly beautiful woman (she looked good even the time she pretended to be homeless). Problems do arise when she speaks, however.
Shayzus - she uses "ANTM" as a vehicle for self-promoting has-beenisms. "When I was modeling, when I was in France, when Giles Bensimon shot me, when I wore Versace . . ." OK, yeah we all know - right, it's like working with someone who was homecoming queen 20 years ago.
she looks like a lamp or a vase or something.
I love this picture. She's annoying, but I love how she's smiling with her eyes.
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I posed for raunchier pictures when I was in kindergarten. Really, I did -Michael K.