Wednesday, May 28th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: TyTy On The New York Times Magazine
TyTy isn't smiling with her eyes, but she's definitely smiling with her hips on the cover of The New York Times Magazine which comes out this Sunday. It looks like she stuck her head one of life-size wooden cutouts from the carnival.
I can guarantee you that we'll never heard the end of this cover from Tyra. During the next month, she's going to start almost every sentence with, "Well, when I was on the cover of the New York Times magazine and they compared me to Oprah and Martha...."
Source: Jezebel
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i really bet that she'll speak out about how her hips arent that big in reality
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I will never be able to hate this woman no matter what. When I was a young teen, I remember the SI swimsuit photo shoots, and she was the hottest babe ever. How hot? Let's just say that I developed a bad case of tennis elbow, and I don't play tennis.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Damn! Bitch had to take & hold a really deep breath to pull those strings really tight on that corset! Her eyes are starting to bulge! Yeah, photoshop would have been easier.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Tyra has never looked fuglier.
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T s funny. The Sixth Element???? :)
It's supposed to be an art piece right? That's the only explanation I get from the odd shape of her body.
Did you know that all of America is rooting for you?..I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this! When my mother yells like this, it's because she loves me!
I was rooting for you!
We were all rooting for you!
How dare you!?
..Take responsibility fo yo self!
Oh holy cow... I thought it was Robin Givens too! hahaha!
Sorry, but that is a horrible cover. And I can't believe Tyra gave her approval.
Hella nasty, I loathe that woman.
it was that hard to make Tyra waist smaller that they had to make her hips that big???
I like it.
*looks for a window to jump out of*
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Can I compare her to the big brush I use to clean my toilet?
Okay, so shoot me. I like it. I wish I could pull off a Jeannie Shrimpton backcomb and a little black dress.
Tyra is tired but looks great here.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
She emotes "ego" very well.
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Tyra looks fucking stupid in this pic.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNZ5cmJtW0
Tyra Winehouse!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Well, at least her forehead is proportionate to her hair now. She looks like Tina Turner in Mad Max "MASTA BLASTA!"
"Like can some people...have you ever seen Back to the Future? Is that possible? To time, tra, travel, speed? Yes it is, Kevin."
Tyra's been looking like Robin Givens for a minute now...
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yeah, I said it! what?
Is that picture for real?
The best 'fall' I've seen since "The Valley Of The Dolls"
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
'is she the next big female branded self?'
i can answer that for you in 1 word: NO.
anyone who rolls on the floor amongst the audience after handing out crystal studded vaseline is a lunatic... tyra trys too hard its almost painful to watch. it's like she's channeling her inner springer while pretending to be oprah.
if anything, the answer to that question is ellen
Oh Tyra! You never cease to amaze me.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
She is crazy. They shopped her forehead, though.
Um, she doesn't look good as a Barbie doll-- she looks frightening...
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
I love this picture!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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