Duh! Asshole's Knocked Up
After all the stupid ass denials, Asshole and Pete confirmed on the website Friends Or Enemies that they are expecting a little baby. Looks like we might have a new contestant in the fugliest baby of the year contest!
These two dumb whores wrote:
"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."
SHOTGUN!
Are we sure Papa Joe ain't the daddy? I refuse to believe that these two twats actually do sex. Pete only sticks the tip in, gets nervous, pulls out and then starts giggling like a school girl. I don't even think Pete can produce semen!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 8:06am.
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I know, right? Can you imagine the profile? They'll save a fortune at Halloween.
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But then again, what do I know?
***Submitted by islandgirl on May 29, 2008 - 6:45am.
That child is going to have the biggest chin in recorded history.
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...and probably Asshole's pre-op honker too.
Considering that print on Pete's homo hoodie, it could be used as a receiving blanket.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
With the chin that kid is gonna have, an episiotomy is a foregone conclusion.
My money is on Paris to get sperminated next.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
I hope Petit Tresor has stocked up on flat irons and eyeliner.
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But then again, what do I know?
It's going to look like Rumer.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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I would just like to add..
This baby, this poor, poor baby is going to be born, open it's little peepers and realize that it's the son/daughter of the two of the biggest wankers on the planet!
Not the kind of news you want to be given on your birthday!
--thanks awfully--
Well THIS is a shock. UGH.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
It's hard to keep a secret when you blab your mouth constantly, and I'm still trying to figure out why they think we care.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Rumor Willis better get ready to give up her only claim to fame. The "Fucking Gigantic Chin" award she proudly polishes day in and out... she's got what? 6 months left with it?
--thanks awfully--
Wow, what an accomplishment!
I just had a Who's On First moment with my husband. An Ashlee Simpson/Ashely Olsen/Pete Wentz clusterfuck of conversation, if you will.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
That child is going to have the biggest chin in recorded history.
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But then again, what do I know?
Imagine the chin that poor baby is going to have.
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"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
and everyone says the tabloids are always false. Looks like they are pretty dead on with most, especially the preggo and splitsville stories.
Well, they do seem really into each other...I hope it works out for them. So, is Pete gonna shrink his blue teletubbies shirt for the Jr.? Just give the laundry for Jessica to do....it'll get shrunk I'm sure.