LaDouche Panties!
This is not what I had in mind when I said that I wanted to get into Shia LaBeouf's panties! An auction featuring Shia's worn undies has gone up on eBay. The current bid is at $400.
The auction reads:
OWN SCREEN WORN SHIA UNDERWEAR!
PLEASE NOTE: COSTUME IS "AS IS" WHICH INCLUDES MAKEUP STAINS, DIRT; ETC! (Again, these items was worn and used for filming by Shia)This costume was worn by Shia in the film, "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints".
You receive, a pair of grey sweatpants, a pair of white breifs and ankle socks. Each items is tagged "YD" (meaning: the character Young Dito as played by Shia in the film)!
This item comes with a letter of authenticity from First Look Media and an explanation of it's donation to Actor's Equity! It is noted by First Look that this item is "one of a kind" ...and indeed it is!
Dirt stains? That's just Hollywood talk for skid marks. You just know the boy doesn't know how to wipe properly. I mean, Shia recently said that he used to shit on himself until the age of 12.
It doesn't gross me out that someone put Shia's panties on eBay. It does gross me out thinking about what the winner will do with those panties. Bitch is going to have a grand ole' time!
Click here to bid (you know you want to, I won't judge)
UPDATE: The listing has already been removed. Dreams crushed!
Source: ONTD
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We must be soul mates. He can call up his mom during an interview and talk about shitting, meanwhile I'm sitting outside on the porch with my family smoking like the Spears clan, and our conversations usually turn to shit talk, too. =p
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It's against the rules of Ebay to sell unclean clothes, that's why this aution has been cancelled. No need to spread some bacteria around.
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Nasty! I wouldn't even want Christian Bales used...um, yeah, no, i can't lie, Christian's undies, mmmmmmm...
OK. guilty . you got me. you hit upon the ONE snuffle-worthy pair.
mmmmm rubs face in 'em 'n snuffles mmmmmmmmm
seriously. you have to be one sick fuck to actually want these. I don't even look at my own undies!
Yep, its there. Here is the sellers name in case anyone wants to watch if they put it back up.
darinanth
You can google "OWN SCREEN WORN SHIA UNDERWEAR!" and see it, click on the cached link.
Thankfully I don't have an underwear fetish!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by EvilShoe on May 29, 2008 - 6:15am.
Admit it: This is your dream auction, isn't it? And on your fav site, too
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LMAO! I did look at the auction but it wasn't watch list material. I had a feeling someone would report it for being used underwear.
I'm going to see if its still cached on Google to download a copy of it.... :p
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$400.. SL should marry the winner. :)
You had me excited there for about...I don't know a second...but when I clicked to see how crazy other people were on ebay it wasn't there! WAHHHH I wanted to see how desperate others were!
This is just gross. Who would want to basically buy someone's ball sweat residue?
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I showed this to Team Valtrex last night and said, "Somebody has to tell EvilShoe!"
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Holy shit! You just made me spit diet coke everywhere from laughing at this one. I guess anything involving skid makes makes me laugh like a pig.
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Nothing is right about this.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on May 29, 2008 - 6:15am.
Admit it: This is your dream auction, isn't it? And on your fav site, too.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Click here to bid (you know you want to, I won't judge)
Awww thanks MJ!
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"YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH! 25 cents is a quarter! But you need more than that to fix your overcast teefs!" - MK
oh plz. you know it's just some random strangers underwear.
Most COA's are worth nothing.
Not that I really care anyway.
Equally skidmarked are the seller's English skills. I liked the line: "I only accept PayPal only."
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Meh. His wispy chin pubes and tweaky demeanor do absolutely nothing for me. Throw in gray sweatpants and a sweaty pair of tighty whiteys and I'll just have to pass.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Nasty! I wouldn't even want Christian Bales used...um, yeah, no, i can't lie, Christian's undies, mmmmmmm...
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Only one bid. I'll bet it's someone from Just Jared.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
I don't even want my OWN dirty drawers, why would I want someone elses?
*increases bid*
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But then again, what do I know?
Submitted by kikysweety on May 29, 2008 - 8:11am.
This topic is discussing very hot at www.JSeniorMatch.com. Some 30+ 40+ mature babies like going there for discussing.
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40 year old babies? Sheesh, that would be another kind of site altogether.
Go to school retard.
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Uh, the seller only has 66.7% positive feedback and hasn't sold anything since 2002.
My guess: Fake poopstained undies!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
This topic is discussing very hot at www.JSeniorMatch.com. Some 30+ 40+ mature babies like going there for discussing.
Yuck. "Dirt Stains"...*nodding* yup, uh-huh. No, I believe you...yup.
lol
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LOL @ The C Word
I think 'YD' actually stands for 'You Dumbass'.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
please tell me they come with free tongs for handling purposes...
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yeah, I said it! what?
I think Shia is hunky, but I don't want his hunk stained panties. NAST!
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How much has 'Evil Shoe' bid so far?
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Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Rather silly auction, hope some of it actually reaches the charity. Plus, who needs some nasty drawers when you can suck Shia AND Harrison from a Dr. Pepper can? (joke: they're on Dr.P cans)
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I think the end is near-who the hell would want Shia's worn underwear?!? The stupidity of some people never fails to amaze me.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Gross. No tingles.
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Ha, dumb auction, but Shia was actually very good in that movie.