Naomi Charged!
Supermodel and super ass kicker, Naomi Campbell, was officially charged for allegedly beating and spitting at cops during an incident at Heathrow in April. Naomi was thrown off of a flight, because....well...because she's a bitch. Cops were called and that's when shit went down.
Naomi was charged with five offenses - three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one of using threatening or abusive words or behaviour to cabin crew. Basically, she was charged for being a crazy ass bitch.
Her lawyer told reporters outside the police station, "Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed that the prosecutors have advised her she is to be prosecuted for various offences. She respects that decision and she hopes this matter is dealt with expeditiously." Translation: Naomi is going to kill prosecutors using her bare teeth only.
Naomi is due in court on June 20th.
Throw her in the chokey, but send a camera crew with her! Think of all the hot prison catfights starring Naomi. I'm sure at least one of those catfights will look something like this:
Source: AFP
I seriously wish they'd put this woman in jail! She just keeps getting away with this shit!
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She needs rehab for insanity
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lock her arrogant, stupid, ghetto gaudy ass up. lock her up and throw away the key!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I love Naomi Campbell! She's beautiful, I hope she doesn't get thrown in the slammer. It'd make a great story though and just add to her... erm crazy life or whatever. I know she'll put up a fight, literally... then get busted for that no doubt. Oh well, good ol' Naomi!
Doing drugs and being a rageaholic is a bad combination.If Naomi does not stop, she might end up broke from all the lawsuits.
Does Naomi have hair...cause her her hairline around the edges say otherwise.
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It's a pity UK prisons are full, no chance of her going down.
One good punishment, make her wear clothes from ASDA (walmart) and NO high heels and make her stay in a bedsit for 6 months.
My favorite female jail scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7bFyNqmRVU
Love that video!
MK you are fucking NUTS!!!♥
I'm disappointed that video is no longer available....
"I wish I could be more like you Cuddles, always optimistic. When I look into my future all I see is a long, dark highway, filled with endless tollbooths and no exits."
Most jails are now no smoking. She'll be climbing the walls in no time. Throwing the pay phone at one of the other residents would not be a good idea. A good nights sleep on 300 thread sheets? Think hourly rounds.
this is exactly what this gal needs to straighten her life out, a little jail time.
Wow, she looks like circa 1990 Tyra Banks in that photo.
I just caught Coyote Ugly on the tube last night, and never realized Ty Ty was in it before. Doing the dance in the diner. She looked great back then, I'll say that much. time has not been kind since.
YAAAAAYYY! Maybe now that sour faced ole golem will figure out she needs to switch from coke to weed. Chill the fuck out Naomi!
Wish we could make her travel around with P Diddy all the time so if she acted up, he could just do whatever he did last week to make her cry.
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"Miss Campbell is bitterly disappointed..."
Like every day. As if.
Pokey Pokey Pokey Pokey.......
Throw her in with Blaaaaake.
I wanna see her and Wino throw down.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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Crazy-ass bitch... Let's hope she does some jail time. Mind you, the other inmates haven't deserved that kind of abuse...
I'm bitterly disappointed she doesn't implode in a glorious shower of cell phones and orange jumpsuits.
Please get shivved in prison, bitch, okay?
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thats pretty much an exact rendition of what living in a female prison is, well that and tons of hot scissoring with chunky mulleted bull dykes.....
on second thought... no, nothing like that clip at all. need. shower.
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that video was awesome!!!
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Guess she'll be cleaning streets again soon. Don't forget to bring your kick-ass haute couture outfit with killer shoes to change into afterwards!
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Kill the f-cking skank whore and be done with it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! I love that you tube clip.
Parisite and Hohan would feel right at home at that prison. :)
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Pleez. Bitch won't spend a day in jail.
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Yes, I know that at my local prison, they wear the same uniforms. That way when we, urrr, when they are paroled, no need to change to go clubbing.
Naomi is so damn hot, she shouldn't have to follow rules, it's her world.
HAHAAAAAA! I bet John Waters loves this shit too. Reminds me of "Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!"
Damn, this scene looks like something from some really bad 1970's movie. Hell, I didn't know they let them wear their Dom gear in prison! LOL love it.
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This bitch needs some serious anger management!
Hate. This. Bitch.
I'm with the C word on this one.
And MK, where do you find this hilarious shiz?
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Will she be banned from using the prison phone?
They should seriously consider that.
Stoning by cell phone would be an appropriate punishment.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
The judge will give her a slap on the wrist...and then she'll bash the judge in the head with a gavel.
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Can they charge her with being a self-entitled, rabid bitch too?
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But then again, what do I know?
And? She's a celebrity. US or UK, they get away with murder.
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