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Grease is what Brit Brit puts in her weave on a daily basis to keep the pulgas from crawling out. It's also what she might be starring in on Broadway this summer. Metro UK is reporting that producers of "Grease" on Broadway want Brit Brit to play Sandy in the show.
A source said, "They're recasting the roles in July and they thought that Britney looked like a Sandy. She would be terrific." Sandy in Annie maybe, but not Sandy in Grease!
Producers need to get Amy Wino to play Rizzo (she played the role in school) and Dreamboat Doherty to play Danny Zuko. The crazy cracked out version of Grease!
Here's some pics of Brit Brit with Slim Jim bloat leaving her manager's office yesterday afternoon. Dear Brit Brit, satin is not your friend. It will never be your friend.
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MK- You didn't note the wonk nips. Was it too easy?
kdracofan - Morning, love. *muah*
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 5:37am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 6:31am.
Jeez, where have you been?
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a) Getting kicked off of airplanes for no good reason (fuck you very much, Cuntinental Airlines)
b) Sleeping in airports (JFK is the worst, NO PLACE to even sit that is not on: a) concrete b) some kind of metal cheese-grater c) and filthy)
c) Collecting my computer parts from four suitcases that went on a world tour without me
d) Trying not to die of heat exhaustion as I struggle to comprehend how ANYONE could live in this foul backyard of Hades, much less go around looking perfectly undisturbed by it. I may just move to the surface of the sun, as I'm sure it's cooler and probably stinks less. At least I'm not paying rent.
e) I saw the Parthenon, and it's ok, but really not worth going to Athens. Athens makes New York City seem polite and clean.
It's been busy. I STILL don't have my computer together. This one belongs to a friend. Glad my hos missed me :)
Oh, and Rusty is here too. Lolling around with his tongue hanging out.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
They should just make "Deliverance" a musical and tell her it's "Grease".
Grease is not the word Shitney, just squeal.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
methinks she looks mighty sperminated...
First, she needs to bring those clothes back to whatever back yard trailer park drying line she stole them from.
Second, unless they're only expecting her to be there for one, or perhaps HALF of a performance, WTF are these people thinking?
She can barely dress herself, do they honestly think she's going to be capable of rehearsals and five + shows a week?
HA!
First time she gets the whim she'll be calling in to cancel. Or more likely just won't show up and then claim no one reminded her.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
JADEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uvuala! Amanda! Dlisted hookaz!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning...lol
Jaded- Nice to see you, dollface.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
soooo....is it Mel's?
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 29, 2008 - 5:39a
Aw, thanks ho!
I moved from California to Europe, and I'm still not completely used to the time difference. We're so much earlier than most of you guys that I end up being the last commenter on last night's crap and probably nobody reads anything I say.
Athens is the devil's armpit, in case anybody wants to know. But the food is great.
*waving* Uvula.
Shit. Et tu Broadway?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 8:31am.
Hooker, I missed TEAM RUSTY.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Jaded - the original on May 29, 2008 - 8:35am.
When we will we be free of this bitch?
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We already would have been if daddy hadn't taken the T-Bird away.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
So we're still calling it "bloat", ok, got it, *winkwink*
Please, that is NOT satin, it's acetate, a la Express circa 1984, all she needed were the BROKE BOOTS.
I'm surprised she didn't slide out onto her ass trying to sit in the car.
And someone blow up that purse please.
WHERE IS COMINGBACK?????
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 6:31am.
Jeez, where have you been?
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Why does she think she is above wearing a bra? Goodness. Her chest will be in her bloody panties by the end of summer.
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¿donde está machín?
When we will we be free of this bitch?
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on May 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
Okie: As are the nipples, though there is always that one "reverse compass" nip that she uses to find her homeland in the South. If only she would take heed and venture into obscurity. There is no saving this creature.
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Bwahahaha.. And I LOVE your name!! "Pretty girl w/ a Knife" Very original..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
She looks like a purple preggo monster. Daddy is slackin'!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Christ. How does her forehead end up reflecting more light than that hideous satin dress? Get some blotting cloths, heifer!
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
Okie: As are the nipples, though there is always that one "reverse compass" nip that she uses to find her homeland in the South. If only she would take heed and venture into obscurity. There is no saving this creature.
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
P.S.
Sandbag tits.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
And you know she thinks she looks so hot in this.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
This outfit makes her look pregnant. I know everyone is always claiming that celebrities are pregnant, even when they have washboard abs, but she DOES look prego. I guess time will tell. If she's not, then she needs to invest in some spanx and tighten that flab up!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 9:24am.
Hey Kizzy! :)
Shhh, we're showing our age!
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What? We can't help we remember our diaper years!
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To paraphrase Dolly Parton it does take a lot of money to look that bad.
Hey Kizzy! :)
Shhh, we're showing our age!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Islandgirl: on my way hun! :)
(buenos dias)
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 9:19am.
Graaape Ape, Grrrape Ape
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ROFL--I remember that show, and good call!! LOL
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Graaape Ape, Grrrape Ape
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
LOL! Sandy in Anne, funny MK. Satin and bloat do not belong together.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
You can take the girl out of the "trailer park", but you can't take the "trailer park" outta the girl.
I assume she's NOT pregnant, but, her belly says different.
What the hell is she wearing? The fabric makes me feel greasy.
O........M........G!!!!!!!!!!!
HO--------LEEEEEEEEEE-----------FUUUUUUUU----CK.
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Okay, you get the idea. Why the fruitcake can't she buy some Proactiv, BareMinerals, and throw out all her ill-fitting clothes?! She makes so much GD money. I'd get a personal trainer to move in with me, and pay those bitches Leeza Gibbons and Little House to dust me off my face every morning.
It's not that hard, Brit!!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
That 2nd thumbnail is avy material. In that last thumbnail, she looks TOTALLY pregnant.
Seriously, LOOK. That is beyond bloat, IMHO.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on May 29, 2008 - 8:03am.
Clearly Brit is Rizzo. She's a trashy whore, and clearly she's working the whole knocked up thing.
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I'd think she'd be that hot mess dropout, Frenchie.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 29, 2008 - 8:08am.
Why is her stomach so bloated lately??
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I'd say she's taking her meds. Psych meds have terrible side effects - weight gain's usually one of them. Which is why so many people don't stay on their meds once they start feeling better. :(
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Ew. Flapjacks all stuffed in there.
I expect her to start singing "E-lec-tric YOUTH!" any time now...
She is just so fucking gross!!!
I bet she considers a "shower" greasing herself up for the tanning bed.
*shudders*
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
hahaha - Sandy in Annie - great one, MK!
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WTF in that last pic. Her legs are all wonk.. That one leg is soo much bigger than the other.. *dies laughing* Freak *points*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
KDRACO!! Check your email...
And Britney is NOT pregnant. She's just a bloated pig.
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But then again, what do I know?
She needs to put some material between her outfit and those party hat nips. Shit, look at that thing she's wearing, does it even matter? Is there any way on earth to make Britney look decent at this point?!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
This topic is discussing very hot at JSeniorMatch. c om. Some 30+ 40+ mature babies like going there for discussing.
What kind of GD purple stain is that??
Hey MK, busy schedule for today?? so many posts in this morning!
Why is her stomach so bloated lately??
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There isn't a stage big enough for her Fivehead.
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Barney with nipples.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
haha.. squishy titties.
is she getting better? can being managed by dad be the solution to her problems- although it IS keeping her off the streets.
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