Thursday, May 29th 2008
Morning Wood
Tranny clown rocks the vote - I'm Not Obsessed
Is Nicole Kidman's sister her secret surrogate? - Lainey Gossip
Cristiano Ronaldo is a wanted man - Towleroad
Batman's "Got Milk?" ad - Popbytes
Ally Sheedy is divorcing her husband. I didn't even know she was married - ICYDK
Wino's lover busted for smoking crack - Celebitchy
Paula Abdul is the self-appointed queen of reinvention - Gabsmash
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dayum! batman looks like robocop with bat ears now :|
yippee!☺
Wow, Christina...wow. I'm a fan, but she needs to change the look up now - it's so over. But I can't wait to see the ad!
As for Paula - well, at least she has confidence.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
This site needs more Cristiano Ronaldo news and especially of his Hobag Girlfriend
As much as I love the delicious rumour about Nicole Kidman's sister carrying her baby, Antonia just had her own 3rd or 4th kid not long ago and is in the process of divorcing her boozing loser husband, hence the "laying low" - She's been at a few low-key functions recently in Australia and clearly is not pregnant. Not even a little.
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I knew there was something up with this Kidman thing. I mean - she doesn't look pregnant to me at all. Something is fishy.
Anyway, the Paula quote cracked me up. Reinvented herself? She looks exactly the same as she did when she first started, albeit older and less attractive. Bitch is dillusional.
Wow, that Nicole Kidman story is wild. I guess being Tommy Girl's beard for so long permanently fucked her up in the head. Surprise!
I can't wait for Katie-bot's post Tommy antics...
Someone actually went to bed with Amy? *going to puke now*
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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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HEY!! Tranny clown - take your baby and your cake make up ass back home and STAY INSIDE!!
Nicole Kidman may not actually be preggers?!?!?!
WOW!
by Amanda on May 29, 2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 29, 2008 - 9:42am.
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I've not been on the D for a while...It got too messy and dramatic over here. Soooo many new people.
How ya been?
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OOOOO yes it got crazy around here with the oldies....I notice there's a new set of crazies but I don't really get involved anymore.
I am glad to 'see' you again :)
PS -I love C. Bale too!
Submitted by Amanda on May 29, 2008 - 7:58am.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 29, 2008 - 9:42am.
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I've not been on the D for a while...It got too messy and dramatic over here. Soooo many new people.
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ya think? It's still going on....
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Since when is Xtina patriotic? I guess if you pay her enough.
It bugs me when I see businesses flying tattered flags. I mean, have some respect and buy a new one!
Yippee. another hollywood baby "scandall".
Submitted by kdracofan on May 29, 2008 - 9:42am.
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I've not been on the D for a while...It got too messy and dramatic over here. Soooo many new people.
How ya been?
Amanda on May 29, 2008 - 10:28am.
HAYYYYYYYY Kdraco! Not sure what thread you're in right now....
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How have you been girly!?
I haven't 'seen' you in a while!
That conspiracy theory about Kidman immediately goes wry because there's pictures of her sister THIS month on gettyimages. LMAO.
HAYYYYYYYY Kdraco! Not sure what thread you're in right now....
That picture is adorable. I do think Christina wears to much makeup but it looks ok on her.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I love the Xtina & Max pic.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
That disrepectful Bozo the Clown.
On the INO link, she says that her and her son "stand together for such a powerful moment and message in time." Dumb ass, your child cannot crawl, sit, or poop on his own yet. He is a helpless bystander as you pimp him out by trying to make yourself look patriotic, Bozo. An even more powerful message that you missed in elementary school is that you don't use the flag as a blanket for your kid to piss on.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Tranny clown! LMAO!
Perhaps if she uses the magic trowel to scrape all that off she'll turn to stone? HA! XD
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Surfing the apocalypse.
The Nicole Kidman story is idiotic. Her sister was photographed a few weeks ago.
I used to like reading Lainey, and I do think she can be witty, but she tends to stir up non-exsistant rumors.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 29, 2008 - 9:32am.
OK, I'm beginning to see a pattern here, any guy that hangs out with Amy Winehouse for any length of time winds up doing time. That is a jail magnet.
...actually she's a crack magnet!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Ally Sheedy is divorcing her husband.
- I thought she was gayelle-ish. My bad.
Someone Wino knows busted for smoking crack, wow, really, say it ain't so.
Well Xtina, if you can't Rock toning it down, might as well Rock The Vote, I guess.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Hi Amanda!
Deedee: good ones! That she is! BAD TASTE!
Sheeps....lol u r such a guy! lol
and Clarisse: Thank you again for sharing hun :)
Amy needs to stop hanging out with these crackheads. She's jeopardising her girl next door image.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Clarisse, I hear you. He's such a class act, and has made such good career choices and seems to be a relatively normal individual. The milk ads are sad, but he probably just closed his eyes and thought of me....er....the kids who worship Batman, yeah, that's it!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
As he so eloquently put it in an interview with Craig Kilborn years ago, Christian Bale is sucking major corporate cock in that milk ad.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
kdracofan ,
No ass woopin for you! I only know these things because my brother is a Kosovo, Bosnia and 3x Iraq vet.
ImpertinentVixen,
Now, i ain't saying i'd ever say "No" to Christian, it's just a little sad.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by Amanda on May 29, 2008 - 7:37am.
Max will grow up afraid of clowns.
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Ha! And bats.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
The Antonia Kidman story is rubbish. She was at an awards night 3 weeks ago looking very slim:
http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=1&language=en-...
Re. the flag, this caused a little bit of controversy in my country:
http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/shinan/shawn1.jpg
Back in a jiff - gotto buy the s.o. a Batman suit and a keg of milk!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Max will grow up afraid of clowns.
@Clarisse--Thanks, doll! I too, am sick of celebrities abusing the flag in various ways simply because they need a prop in order to make themselves look patriotic for a commercial. How about wrapping him in a blanket that says "ballot" instead? Or "Rock the Vote", since that's what you're supposedly shilling for.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Amanda
Now THAT is the Bale i know and love!!
*Sigh*
Hollywood ruins a Brit! Laurie, Bale, now Izzard moved to LA??? STAY IN THE UK!
What a world, what a world.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Submitted by kdracofan on May 29, 2008 - 8:20am.
Paula Abdul is the self-appointed queen of:
Hot Laker Girl dance-action.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
There are so many misuses of the flag, it's pathetic. People have no idea how to display it or care for it, but are determined to fly their patriotism high nonetheless. There is a home I go by that has a seriously big flag, one that flew outside an official place at one time, it's that big, and they have it on a seriously undersized flagpole. Result? The enormous flag, unless there is an exceedingly high wind, touches the ground. Since they probably cannot, for ordinance reasons, have a flagpole big enough for it, they should get a flag the right size for the pole. And, if you don't take your flag in at night, you are supposed to shine a light on it. I'll bet that would tick off some neighbors.
Christina and her inappropriate flag-wrapped infant are just the celebrity equivalent.
I think Nicole is genuinely pregnant.
Christian Bale is still hot enough to singe my panties when having to do a Got Milk? ad.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Clarisse on May 29, 2008 - 9:25am.
Oh, and Mabel,
Yah, it is...
The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose. It should not be embroidered, printed or otherwise impressed on such articles as cushions, handkerchiefs, napkins, boxes, or anything intended to be discarded after temporary use. Advertising signs should not be attached to the staff or halyard
The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform, except that a flag patch may be used on the uniform of military personnel, fireman, policeman and members of patriotic organizations.
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(Clarisse thanks for sharing!)
I don't want to get a Dlisted-ass-wooping today but: anywhere between North Florida and South Jersey all the way to Texas, I've seen places that have their homes completely decorated with the flag....complete overkill and disrespect towards it
OK, I'm beginning to see a pattern here, any guy that hangs out with Amy Winehouse for any length of time winds up doing time. That is a jail magnet.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by kdracofan on May 29, 2008 - 8:20am.
Paula Abdul is the self-appointed queen of:
pills?
alcohol?
crazy?
fugly?
Annoyance?
talent-less?
boredom?
what else?...
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delusion?
bad taste?
Mornin' kradcofan ♥
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Maybe Nicole DOES have a surrogate? I mean, if I were her, I would NOT be working out and running during my pregnancy like she was! If that's true, celebrities have fucking warped minds.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
That dude in the Wino post looks like crack is quite familiar to him anyway.
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
They forgot to Photoshop the orange out of Christina's forehead. Oops!
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
I don't know about that whole Antonia Kidman being the surrogate thing. Bitch came into the store where I work about a month ago and she didn't look pregs. She was a cold bitch though and her kid was a brat.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 29, 2008 - 8:21am.
Oh Christian, what are you doin? Pimping milk???
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Bale's response to having to do a milk ad:
Around the 2:33 mark. ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDPuzOq_tbA
he's having to suck corporate cock.
Zzzz.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
Oh, and Mabel,
Yah, it is...
The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose. It should not be embroidered, printed or otherwise impressed on such articles as cushions, handkerchiefs, napkins, boxes, or anything intended to be discarded after temporary use. Advertising signs should not be attached to the staff or halyard
The flag should not be used as part of a costume or athletic uniform, except that a flag patch may be used on the uniform of military personnel, fireman, policeman and members of patriotic organizations.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Milk does a Bale good!
I have a feeling those rumors about Nicole and a surrogate are true.
Look at Christina whoring out her baby. JMO
I'm surprised Christina's baby doesn't have some kind of birth defect caused by cosmetics in the mother's bloodstream.