Chicken Cutlets Is On A Mission
International supermodel, Phoebe Price, has returned from her triumphant turn as the Queen of Cannes and she's still going off about the evil doers that faked her cellulite in their magazines! Cellugate!
PP's cottage cheese thighs made the covers of even more magazines and she's not taking it. Outside of The Ivy, she told paps she does not have a cellulite problem. You know, in case they didn't hear it the first ten million times she said it. When is she going to go on Tyra Banks already? The two of them can have fake cotty cheese applied to their thighs. Then they can walk around the city in coochie cutters to see what it really feels like having a cellulite problem. The tears! I bet PP's tears taste like chicken broth! Delicious.
Splash, Wenn
She MUST do Tyra please.
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Gotta love this bitch. She is taking over the world. By far the sexiest female walking this earth. I bow down.
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Phoebe could birth a child through her nostrils. They're huge!
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I think her chicken cutlets are trying to escape. They should be crowning any minute!
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She may not have a cellulite problem but she's certainly got a freckle problem!
What the hell is wrong with that bitch's arm? It's like polka-dots lol.
the thumb ring, the dollar store pale blue nail varnish. the daisy dress. she embodies all things tacky. she will never tire of being a wannabe. beyond annoying. her mom should be shot wasting their family's money on her non-existent career.
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Phoebe could birth a child through her nostrils. They're huge!
Her freckles make me want to barf repeatedly.
So much beauty and elegance. Bitch needs help!
WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT PHOEBE PRICE DOES?? IVE NEVER SEEN HER BESIDES ON YOUR SITE?? DO SHE JUST RUN AROUND BEING TACKY AND TRYING TO GET IN TABLOIDS?
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Does PP walk all over town, carrying those tabloids around?
Michael K,
You? Kitson? Behind Ms. Phoebe? Better not be because how dare you just stand there and not have adjusted her hair to cover that ever-enlarging forehead. Hat, please, Ms. P.
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So she keeps showing off her LEGS to prove she doesn't have cellulite on her THIGHS. I see a problem there.
Phoebes needs to lay off the blusher. Those cutlets don't need any further defining. Seriously.
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I think it's hilarious that she actually feels that she's famous enough to inspire paparazzi to doctor photographs of her to make it look like she has cellulite. No one gives a shit!
Also, EVERYONE has cellulite to some degree. Sprinting on a beach will only further accentuate anything that you do have. Honestly, for a 53-yr-old, her cellulite isn't that bad!
Because you KNOW she's totally 53.
Submitted by laurendaugherty on May 29, 2008 - 11:21am.
why does Michael K call her chicken cutlets? is that a dumb question?
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The cheeks, chica...the cheeks.
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why does Michael K call her chicken cutlets? is that a dumb question?
http://www.intimatemingle.com
plus I'm tire of this girl...What has she done? really! what has she done to even post her picture here?..i havent seen any of her movies!... I met her on **(((((*I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m ***))))where i sent an email to her with a wink response.. . She is very hot there, you also can find many black and white single men on that community
aaahhh, from this angle she actually looks kinda pretty. Guess she needs to make sure she doesn't do the super wide grin. **runs & hides from thrown tomatoes**
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
PP should be in the next Celebrity Apprentice. After all she's the CEO of Phoebe's Fantasy Bath and Body Lotion. Star Jones already signed up.
Here we go again, it's the PP worthless 3-4 times a week posts. Again, it's all about nothing!
Clearly she is paying dlisted for this stupid and nothing PR.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 9:46am.
She needs a speaking part in a TV show or movie. A role that expands yet feeds on her turn as Marie, Customer with Car.
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I want her to have a reality show or to take over on what not to wear
PP on what not to wear handing out fashion advice. I would love to see that
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Spotted: Phoebe Price and friend( and Michael K, is this you? ) dining at Malibu. plus a rare glimpse of an impromptu or requisite paparazzi pictorials......click below:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GASJCbI-_8
I was REALLY starting to worry...
You hadn't posted pics of PP in a few days...
Glad to see you and she are still okay...
Nah, the name is Cottage Cheese Thighs, baish!
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The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Phoebe Price rulezzz the Red Carpet. She was featured at Los Angeles Times (calendar section) newspaper last weekend as one of the luminaries and red carpet vixen at Cannes Film Festival.
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PPs back in boringzzzzz Hollyweird, where we could care less...
Chicken n Waffles pleze.:)
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
To all Phoebe Fans, Click the Link below. Here's what Phoebe says about her Trip to France, on keeping Fit and her never-ending Cellugate saga....
click and be mesmerized!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=a_DNWhDw_1U
Candy Lynn, fuck off and take your dayglo primary color pvc heatherette bullshit with you.
I can't fucking stand that label. The only person that makes me more physically ill than Richie Rich is Chris Cocksucker.
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TimTams are the best fucking chocolate covered chocolate cookies in the world!
The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! "Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Phoebe Price, fresh from Cannes, looks amazing!!!!
PP, How's the Dolce & Gabbana Party????
PP should be perfect to walk the runway for Heatherette's Don't you think?
She is the Ultimate Heatherette Girl!
I don't blame her. If I'd seen those photos, I'd deny it up and down Sunset all freakin' day. We've all seen enough pictures of her to know that the Star cover one was in incredibly bad lighting, on purpose to show the flaws even more. You can do that effect on photoshop, and it makes the ripples seem deeper and darker.
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I don't blame her. If I'd seen those photos, I'd deny it up and down Sunset all freakin' day. We've all seen enough pictures of her to know that the Star cover one was in incredibly bad lighting, on purpose to show the flaws even more. You can do that effect on photoshop, and it makes the ripples seem deeper and darker.
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I don't get it. Why does she pose for the paparazzi?
What? Can't this fugly cunt get anyone to take photographs of her other than second rate Paparazzi?
a freckled, speckled Southern mess.
Bill Murray beat his wife?
Say it ain't so!
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TimTams are the best fucking chocolate covered chocolate cookies in the world!
I think I have figured out PP's source of income. She steals the tips off the tables at the Ivy.
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The one thing that Phoebe seems to be, besides an attention whore, is laid-back.
Anywayyyyyyyyy
DeeDee--I completely agree! She's got cottage cheese thighs and she just needs to sotp it. It's like the song was written just for her!
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LMAO @ Your Mom ate the Taco...
hahahahahahaha
That was funny. ;)
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LOL Your Mom Ate! That sond should be PP theme song.
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Chicken broth tears! Oh, that made my day.
Migraineuse--there's another one by the same group called Bang Bang Bang! on that site that is equally funny...you should check that one out, too!
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Dear PP,
I know you read this site because your lumpy hair always made you look like a deformed troll and you fixed it. You learned how to use a flat iron. So here's the thing though, and i know it isn't the first time you have read this here. IF YOU STAYED INDOORS PLOTTING TO DO SOMETHING USEFUL OR AT LEAST INTERESTING and then did it, your non existent cellulite problem would not be the only thing to know you for. It seems people want to write about you, but there's nothing there but chicken cutlets, tacky attire and annoying personality. KAPISH?
OK, now ...go.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 29, 2008 - 5:48am.
In honour of PP and her cottage cheese thighs:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/670/
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OMFG, I just laughed until I literally cried.
Too bad I refuse to own a cell phone, because if I did, that would be my ringtone forever. Fucking brilliance. I'm watching that shit again.
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Cellugate! I'm sooooooooo claiming that the next time I put on a bathing suit. hehe
she's so predictable
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Phoebe was growing on me. But like any growth, it starts to get big headed, foul hair comes out of it, and it becomes misshapen. I think PP needs to be lasered off the Earth.
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BRADIFUL BITCH: Touché! You are RIGHT!
Yo Phoebe, your customers at table 12 are wondering when their club sandwiches are coming! Get your ass in the kitchen and PICK UP!
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