Chicken Cutlets Is On A Mission
International supermodel, Phoebe Price, has returned from her triumphant turn as the Queen of Cannes and she's still going off about the evil doers that faked her cellulite in their magazines! Cellugate!
PP's cottage cheese thighs made the covers of even more magazines and she's not taking it. Outside of The Ivy, she told paps she does not have a cellulite problem. You know, in case they didn't hear it the first ten million times she said it. When is she going to go on Tyra Banks already? The two of them can have fake cotty cheese applied to their thighs. Then they can walk around the city in coochie cutters to see what it really feels like having a cellulite problem. The tears! I bet PP's tears taste like chicken broth! Delicious.
Splash, Wenn
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 29, 2008 - 8:55am.
Your Mom, that was too funny. Baish.
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lol! Sotp it! sotp it! sotp it!
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 29, 2008 - 8:51am.
Oh my gawd, Your Mom Ate The Taco!! That was great!
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Thanks, Mabel! And your advice column rocks!
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Your Mom, that was too funny. Baish.
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I'd be more worried about that awful dress tan. AND the freckles, eek.
She coulda got rid of the cellulite at the spa with a Endermologie treatment.
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kdracofan on May 29, 2008 - 8:49am.
hmmmm....who goes the Ivy anymore?
-PP isn't really at the Ivy, notice no food or glasses on the table, just magazines. Has anyone really seen her AT any of these places as a full fledged patron?
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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Team Jiwon! You go spell girl!
Who the hell is Phoebe Price? She looks like a young Jocelyn Wildenstein!
Check out the woman in the back with the pink cell getting a pic to show her friends in Fort Wayne.
How come we never see PP photographed with another person...It's like she is really in her own universe.
Ironic she finally now has a chance to enter the true world of celebritydom albeit with shitty cellulite-laden thighs.
Hey guys, one of my students is at the Spelling Bee in DC. Wish her luck! Her name is Jiwon in case anybody is going to watch it on ESPN.
I'm really nervous for her. She's never been out of Korea before.
God, I hope she wins!!!
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Oh my gawd, Your Mom Ate The Taco!! That was great!
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This is the first time I've EVER see her wear something cute!
hmmmm....who goes the Ivy anymore?
Oh, Phoeeeeeeeeebs! Now that you're back from Cannes, will you "Add" me to your MySpace friends?
LOL.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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In honour of PP and her cottage cheese thighs:
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If she's SO set on proving them wrong, why doesn't she hold a press conference on the beach in that fugly bikini?
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
She needs a speaking part in a TV show or movie. A role that expands yet feeds on her turn as Marie, Customer with Car.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
PP is a walking menu.
Last time I checked, there was no cottage cheese tool in Photoshop. But then again, I only have CS2. Perhaps that is one of the upgrades in CS3 that I'm missing out on.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Phoebe Price is my identical left arm twin. Please kill me.
*goes to slather on sunscreen to avoid more freckles*
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
You would think someone would be embarrassed to have pic of them looking like like that.
Not that bitch.
She show's everyone with a heartbeat.
She's well beyond pathetic!!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
I still can't get over that she expects people to believe she's 29.
I have an overwhelming desire for a diet fruit and cottage cheese plate right now. With a side of cutlets.
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