We're Getting Married!
New York Governor David Paterson has instructed all state agencies to start revising their policies and shit to recognize gay marriages performed in other places like California, Canada and Massachusetts. This bring New York one step closer to actually legalizing homo marriage.
The New York Times reports:
The revisions are most likely to involve as many as 1,300 statutes and regulations in New York governing everything from joint filing of income tax returns to transferring fishing licenses between spouses.
In a videotaped message given to gay community leaders at a dinner on May 17, Mr. Paterson described the move as “a strong step toward marriage equality.” And people on both sides of the issue said it moved the state closer to fully legalizing same-sex unions in this state.
“Very shortly, there will be hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, and probably thousands and thousands and thousands of gay people who have their marriages recognized by the state,” said Assemblyman Daniel O’Donnell, a Democrat who represents the Upper West Side and has pushed for legalization of gay unions.
Hell yes! I'm totally going to marry George Clooney now. He doesn't know it yet. I need to show that dumb bitch Sarah Larson how the real gold digging whores do it! I'm going to get married in CA, come back to NY, play house for a couple of days, transfer funds, break his heart, get that shit annulled and then retire to Bali!
George had some major - but good - plastic surgery within the past 18 months. Careful inspectia of photos from today and a couple of years ago confirm this fact. Our botox doctor feels George has had a chin implant, botox, and facelift.
Discuss!
Don't forget, you need to get knocked up, too! I am sure you can pull it off, just drink plenty of the L.A. water when you're out there!
explains why george dumped that sarah beard...george clearly has a guy he's about to get on bended knee and propose to...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Does this mean that Star Jones marriage to Gay Al will be legit afterall?
In recent years, I'm pretty sure Georgy has never been dumped by ANYONE... nor has he had trouble getting a women. Most women would leave their significant others for a slice of Georgie pie, let's be honest..
So I think, really, what will make him commit is someone unatainable or someone who leaves him and breaks his heart. You go, Michal K! I know you can do it!!!!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
I have viewed many of their SEX SEX hooott videos and photos at+++(((((++I n t i m a t e m i n g l e--c o m ++)))))+++where many fans are together, also i meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
You go girl! ;)
Invite me to your wedding MK!
http://www.intimatemingle.com
I have viewed many of their SEX SEX hooott videos and photos at++++((((+++I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m ++++)))+++where many fans are together, also i meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)
Thank goodness that Spitzer prick is gone. Hail to Gov. Paterson.
How do thin lip people kiss!!!
M.K. if you marry Gay Clooney...can I throw you a bachelor party?
i know my friends will be happy about those fishing licenses. wow, gay people are just like regular people.
whatever, that's very cool news. so, when will it be legal for homosexuals to get married in NY?
Clooney probably doesn't want Pitt anymore with all those kids tagging along. He is in luck, J/P can marry now that everyone can. When's the wedding?
Have a great vacation GA!
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
Bye GA! Maybe you'll run into George while on vacay, fall in love, have passionate sex, get into a fight, then break up. You never know! LOL Have a good time!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
I don't care. I love this man.
Speaking of orgasms, I am going on vacation today! You can take the girl away from the ocean and put her in a cornfield, but she'll get a compass eventually, no?
See you all next week. Bye!
Hoorah for NY!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
MK, your plan is brillant. Wear you Lucite fuck-me pumps. Invite us all to your reception.
Thank God, now I can concentrate on hooking Johnny Depp........
How come the spammers never put anything on here for Gay Males?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
transferring fishing licenses???
Lesbians in NY jump for joy
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Oklahoma, sing away love...I'm right there with you....
Just Like A White Winged Dove
At first I thought this was a "break-up denial"...
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.
@JustWondering.. Damn YOU!! Now I have to sing that whole song now.. (your sig) *stomps away*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
LoLo, I am officially voting for you for president. You are a riot...love your posts.
I am with two drink on George Clooney...does not do a thing for my libido.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
In MD one has to be seperated for a year before they can start the divorce proceedings.. instead I say..
fast divorces,
wait 1 year before new marriage
approve gay marriages
toll road from balt to rockville
ok.
MK- Clooney doesnt look too happy with your proposal.... just sayin....
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"We'll dance in the garden in torn sheets in the rain"
Submitted by LoLo on May 29, 2008 - 9:25am.
New York I love you, but your bringing me down.
Your records all show you are filthy but fine....
Good song
ANY WHO!
New York Laws, City Departments, The MTA, The City Workers, every single Gub'ment agency I have ever delt with has been like having a hemroid while wearing a thong on a rainy day while wearing flip flops on the subway getting your feet muddy and realizing you have no metro card to get home and your ass has to walk home 30 blocks.
That being said, let the gays get married, give us faster divorces, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY TO FISH!, i want to drink a beer on my stoop with out getting a ticket and smoke some herb in my tub!
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Have to add to this: I want to be able to park on the street in NYC without getting my car towed/ticketed! No more confusing parking signs such as "No parking for street cleaning Wednesday-Friday from 8am to 4pm and no parking Monday-Saturday 6am to 6pm and 7 days from 6pm to 5am unless it is snowing but then no parking for snow plowing from 6am to 6am unless it's still the summer solstice and the coming of Gozer lands on a Saturday."
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
Hey Kdraco! Not sure what thread you're in right now....
HAAAAAAAYYY!
Submitted by LoLo on May 29, 2008 - 10:25am.
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You get a ticket for drinking on your stoop???
I'd go broke.
New York I love you, but your bringing me down.
Your records all show you are filthy but fine....
Good song
ANY WHO!
New York Laws, City Departments, The MTA, The City Workers, every single Gub'ment agency I have ever delt with has been like having a hemroid while wearing a thong on a rainy day while wearing flip flops on the subway getting your feet muddy and realizing you have no metro card to get home and your ass has to walk home 30 blocks.
That being said, let the gays get married, give us faster divorces, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY TO FISH!, i want to drink a beer on my stoop with out getting a ticket and smoke some herb in my tub!
THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT!
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He does nothing for me. Plus, his new teeth are so OBVIOUS.
Denture wearer. Veneers, whatever. he got new teeth.
This man does nothing for me...but whatever floats your boat, MK. Can't you make your love Brody shave that facial hair and switch teams?
He seems far more interesting.
Gov Paterson should work on revising the NY laws against adultery.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Submitted by Migraineuse on May 29, 2008 - 10:08am.
Clooney is looking more like my creepy uncle every day.
Migraineuse, that made me spew. lmao
Clooney is totally fucking you with his eyes MK.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Damn you MK.
He's probably the ultimate Sugar Daddy, rewards for "skills" and after a home cooked meal, he falls a sleep in the LaZboy watching Anderson Cooper.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
You should totally do it, MK. As far as breaking his heart goes, you can't break something he doesn't have. Feel free to totally break his balls, though.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Ah HA, MK! Like many a super villain, you've revealed your dastardly scheme!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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@sheeps, What does Jeux de dupes? Sounds like the Joy of Duped?
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No comment!
Intersting move from this Governor,
As far as Bali, MK keep your nasty self here in this country. I hate that stereotypic douche American who say they have "had it" with the US and that all women are materialistic then move to places like Cuba or Thailand, hook up with a teen who's after their ugly asses only because of the money!
EWWWWWW
Go MK! You can do it. You are way hotter than Sarah. :)
You just need to figure out a way to get preggers. Maybe you can call Katie H. and ask if she still has her baby bump lying around.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
NO WAY MK! He not be da' ghey!
*sniff, sniff, he can't be!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I think this Governor Pattersen should be HOT SLUT again..
I was even more turned on when I found out he was arrested for Marching against Rockerfeller Drug Laws.
Pattersen is Total Hotness!!
Clooney is looking more like my creepy uncle every day.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
Go for it!!
Why Clooney, MK?
At least pick somebody hot.
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"No 15 year old anything belongs on Vanity Fair unless they are a biz wiz, invented some life changing shit, or saved a bunch of bitches from a fire." - LoLo, 4/28/08
Go get him, MK! How sad that Sarah was too dense and boring even for beard duty.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
No post about George's new horse veneers? It's like he rolled Hilary Duff for her old ones.
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Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
You know msnbc is reporting that George is single again and has split from Sarah Larson. Here's your chance MK!