Thursday, May 29th 2008

What A Sexy Beast And I'm Not Talking About Cooper

New couple? Anderson Cooper attended the 6th Annual Sesame Workshop Gala last night with Elmo. You know those two are doing it. The Silver Fox and the Hot Muppet Ginge! Hottest couple ever.

I don't know which muppet chick that is in the second thumbnail below, but she's a slut! Look at how she's trying to grab at Andy's silvercrotch.

Wireimage, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Jerkygirl's picture

That's Chamki-a muppet from the Indian version of Sesame Street.

She's trying to play "tickle me Anderson" & put a little curry in his world, but he's into the red hot plushie to his right!

TT99's picture

That muppet chic has no idea that Andy and Elmo have been seeing each other for years. A handjob, yeah, nice try. Although A. Cooper is on my list of gay men I would like to have sex with despite the the gayhood. Most of the gays I have had sex with I found out about it only after the fact. Give a round of applause for the world's tiniest violin...

gucci's picture

I know uptown james. this guy is scarey. he would be great in horror movies.

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Uptown James's picture

He has a nice face, but I'm really worried that he has one of those really icky very white, hairless bodies that make me throw up in my mouth when I look at them in the gym.
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"I'm calling in fat tomorrow"

I KNOW he's doing Elmo. I'm totally convinced that the "Tickle Me Elmo" craze that happened in the early 90s had more to do with the fact that it was basically a fuzzy vibrator. Little kids were terrified of the thing. It's the moms who were beating each other up for the last Tickle Me Elmos on the shelves and I'm sure it's the same women who were too prudish to be caught dead in adult toy stores.

Madam Pince's picture

Andy makes me quake in my boots. I adore that gay hunk.

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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."

The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported he has a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site "LovingRich.com"
I believe it's totally a rumor ,but recenty his dating photos always appear there , who knows the truth?

sexi_minx's picture

Anderson is so hot but I think he needs to dye his grey hair.

Okay, get your Sesame Street sluts straight. The orange one is Zoe. She's usually in a tutu. I bet Coop has a tutu tucked away somewhere.

And who wouldn't want to give him a hand job.

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could she be an international character? I know the Polish Sesame Street has some different characters in addition to the faves. We have a very cute dragon named Bazyli, and a few more monsters that aren't on the US show. I imagine that most international sesame streets have characters that work for their countries. We have a famous legend of the dragon that lived in Wawel castle, so ours has a dragon.

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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA

madam s.'s picture

Elmo is the new Rojo Caliente.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

All about The Two Headed Monster.

Yepyepyepyepyep, uh huh, uh huh.

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idiots drive me loco's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 29, 2008 - 10:42am.
Elmo totally does Prairie Dawn in the no-no place.

Thanks Imp[ertinent, now every time I watch Sesame Street with the kids, THIS is what I will be thinking.

And Snuffy is awesome, although grover and telly are the shit.

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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA

Stock Broker's picture

Aren't Bert & Ernie gay?

Sesame Street was WAY AHEAD of its time in recognizing same sex legal unions.

Green Is Good's picture

Submitted by zomay on May 29, 2008 - 11:17am.

Green Is Good, have you seen the Count's wife? She counts the number of the day with him.
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I'll have to search Youtube. Never heard of her. But then gain, I haven't watched Sesame Street since I was 12, roughly 30 years ago.

Feck. Now I feel the Grim Reaper tapping me on the shoulder, saying "Yo. Whazzup?".

Here's the Count with a guest appearance by Patrick Stewart. Hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl6VpmjKZAs

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The female muppet is a new charachter named: Abbi Cadabbi FYI.

Reluctant Whore's picture

A Sesame Street event? JEsus, anything to de-sexualise him.

I mean, I can't stop thinking about him naked, can anyone else?

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The C word's picture

I'm dating myself (yet again), but this is a fave of mine from S.Street:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fQaj31Wtko

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Kp's picture

Speaking of Sesame Street, I saw oscar the grouch on that one game show hosted by Bob Saget and he was totally wrecking it! He was answering questions this guy had no clue about.

Cookie Monster, Grover and The Grouch were always my favorites. LOVE the grouch.

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Submitted by blackwhite on May 29, 2008 - 12:34pm.
http://www.intimatemingle.com

I have viewed many of their SEX SEX hooott videos and photos atI n+++(((((++ t i m a t e m i n g l e--c o m ++)))))+++where many fans are together, also i meet kinds of black and white single men who are hunger for true love online :)

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Hahahahahaha...the stupid spammer thinks Muppets have sex videos. Escandalo!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Elmo totally does Prairie Dawn in the no-no place.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

funny ass post, Michael K. Luv D-listed. Thanks

KD's picture

It the Katie Price muppet!

Clarisse's picture

Count Von Count!!!!!!!!!!

BRILLIANT Green Is Good!!!!

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zomay's picture

DawnieDawnDawn yes he is the only muppet on sesame street (not counting kermit, because miss piggy is not a sesame street girl) that has a confirmed love life.

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DawnieDawnDawn's picture

♥ the Count

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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

zomay's picture

Green Is Good, have you seen the Count's wife? She counts the number of the day with him. Yea, they have fantastic time together and it looks like he is whipped.

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Mr. President's picture

The female puppet needs to work on her bearding skills. She's a little too desperate in her attempt to show the world that AC is not gay.

We all know Anderson took Elmo back to his place afterwards for some AC360.

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gucci's picture

he'd do well in horror movies. spooky!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Green Is Good's picture

The Count ruled back in the day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7hTkzEwFZ0

kdracofan's picture

Zomay: O yes I do! I was def one of those...!

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I love, love, love Grover. He was my favorite muppet.

zomay's picture

kdraco everyone watched thundercats after school. I think everyone in our age group were "latch key" kids. Remember that term??!

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Stock Broker's picture

Two Drink...lucky gal!

kdracofan's picture

Zomay: I lovedddddddd Thurdercats!

DeeDee's picture

Team Grover! I think Anderson is a furry.

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zomay's picture

kdraco xoxoxo

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zomay's picture

One of the original reasons for the monsters was to have each monster represent an age of children. Elmo is like 3 and Grover was 8 or 9. Harry was my favorite.

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kdracofan's picture

zomay on May 29, 2008 - 11:30am.
kdraco I wanted to say hello to you and thanks for your shout out.
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Hello hunny!
Anytime! I hope all is well with you! :)

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Submitted by Stock Broker on May 29, 2008 - 11:31am
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I still have my Oscar doll from when I was a kid.
My parent got me him cause I was a bitchy kid.

http://www.intimatemingle.com

This dude is found at the interracial club +(((((+ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +)))))+a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.

Mopa's picture

Grover has been, is and always will be my favorite.

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Stock Broker's picture

My fav Sesame Street character was Oscar the Grouch.

Filthy, green and crabby...he's the man.

zomay's picture

kdraco I wanted to say hello to you and thanks for your shout out.

On topic: There is a muppet named Elizabeth who has a kitten named Little Murray Sparkles. But I am not sure if thats her.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Bradiful!

Speaking of the Pink Panther, I found out something interesting when I was babysitting the other night...the voice of Inspector Clouseau (sp?) is none other than Pat Harrington Jr....Schneider from "One Day At A Time"....never knew that before!

Grover has always been my fav muppet, along with Ernie and Kermit....

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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.

kdracofan's picture

OOO I love Elmo!

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parissucksliterally on May 29, 2008 - 10:25am.

Elmo is a cutie, but my heart belongs to Grover. Grover kicks ass.

- I had a Grover stuffed animal when I was little.
He was bff with my Pink Panther stuffed animal.

Anderson and Clooney would be a hwat couple.

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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"

zomay's picture

MK, I would say that is Prairie Dawn but Prairie has blonde hair. Abbie Cadabbie has pink hair but Abbie Cadabbie has fairy wings. I don't know who this bitch is.

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The C word's picture

A.C. is probably hoping someone will mistake him for a puppet and shove a hand up his ass.

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