Thursday, May 29th 2008
Nicole Kidman Is Not Posing Nude
It was rumored that Nicole Kidman was going to pose nude and knocked up for a magazine shoot shot by Patrick Demarchelier. Nicole has denied she's going to take it all off. Hmmm.... I wonder why? Is her pillow camera shy?
Nicky said, "'It's total nonsense. It was not that kind of a shoot. It's madness to think I did that or was even asked to do that. I'm just looking forward to having and caring for our baby."
They probably tried to shoot her nude, but the Photoshop and CGI technology needed to make it look real hasn't been invented yet.
Nicole kidman is sexy and gorgeous! She is lucky to be out of the marriage with Tom!
She has many fans at hot datng site ___"PlusMeet.c o m"___, where many hot big boob girls, big booty women and big manful guys meet together for fun&romance!
Of course she can't pose nude, the belly is fake. This belly popped up overnight like Katie's. Maybe she's always holding it to make sure it doesn't fall off.
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True about the sister but NICOLE was also at an awards show last month looking completely un-pregnant.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks her pregnancy is fake. It doesn't look real to me, at all.
Submitted by LASux on May 29, 2008 - 5:19pm.
This has to be the slowest pregnancy on record.
Isn't she like 27 mos pregnant and just now showing?
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No one really knows the gestation period for a rotting corpse, so this could go on for years.
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She is one mess I hope to never see nude
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
It aint her sister, but she's still getting HUGE ass lip injections and as for as I can see, Botox. Bitch ain't preggers...
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Maybe someone needs to show her different hand positions for posing on the Red Carpet? She seems stuck on this pose and it's not winning any fans over. maybe alittle creativity.....like one hand on the top of the belly instead of the double handed crouch scoop?
How nice ! She give us unlimited imagination !I saw her searching a millionaire at LovingRich.com may she can find her knight!
Oh MK I hope you aren't buying into Lainey's fake pregnancy claims.
Nicole's sister has been photographed recently and it's obvious she's not pregnant.
This has to be the slowest pregnancy on record.
Isn't she like 27 mos pregnant and just now showing? Soemthing smells fishy and it aint Paltrow!
Thank God for that.I want to hurl just looking at that picture of her with her clothes on. She's disgusting. She keeps grabbing her twat like that she going to wind up with her hand stuck in there one day.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called ** www.JSeniorMatch.com **..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
Preggo women are so not attractive
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I know celebs are crazy people but isn't this a little much? Everyone already knows that Nicole is open to adoption, and while she may have some personal issues that'd cause her to want to give the appearance of giving a natural birth while not in a relationship with Tom, I just...I dunno.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
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Humm I never thought anythin of the baby bump rumors but now that they have been mention....humm...she doesnt have the pregnant "look", oh i'll wait till she is like 7/8mnths to see any difference, if not..then YESSSSS she aint pregnant
Ohhh Please someone tell me what the big deal is with this whacko. I don't blame the Tommy boy either, I honestly believe she's more screwy than he ever was. Is her Daddy still delivering this soon to be neglected child? WHo the hell wants their Daddy up there twat????WTF she's a whack
I like Nicole...I feel badly for her losing her kids to that Sciento freak show. I just wish to hell she hadn't messed up her looks with her damn "procedures"...collagen, restylen, Botox...whatever. Plus her hair looks completely fried off her skull.
She used to be a beautiful woman...gwad knows what living with Tom did to her.
I remember how gorgeous she used to be, & I think it's so sad that her fear of aging (or losing her looks) has turned her into this freak.
If she is faking, she remembered the fake boobs too. Nice touch.
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WTF? First we have the "LOVE ANGELINA" controversy, she gets kicked off, and now she's back here posting under a similar name. Now we have an even scarier, more psycho version who makes alternate avies closely copying those "she" doesn't like and posting nonsense?
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Meh...i would rather see Angelina's stretched out belly!! I bet it radiates a golden light!
Her sister is not carrying the freaking baby. She was at an awards show last month looking completely un-pregnant.
What is with this women? Why is she always grabbing her twat? Is she afraid the fake baby bump is going to fall off?
She is not aging well at all. her hair looks fried and her face looks pasty. yucky.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 11:05am.
Beige Baby has made her myspace "private"
How ironic.
Private and her mood is "stalked"
Since when is the stalker the stalked?!?!
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The stalker becomes the stalked when the stalker is too stupid to be a good stalker and it blows up in their face. BOOM!
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Beige Baby has made her myspace "private"
How ironic.
Private and her mood is "stalked"
Since when is the stalker the stalked?!?!
I like nude pregnant women...not enough of them. I like nudity. However if Nicole doesn't want to do it then thats fine too. Sometimes I feel like women who have never "looked down there with a hand mirror" have taken over the world.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Mr. President on May 29, 2008 - 10:54am.
Poor PSL, this Beige Baby freak needs to get her ass back to elementary school.
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Actually, the mental hospital might be more her speed.
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Why the hell would you fake a pregnancy? WHy not just say, "Hey, I'm unable to conceive and we will have a child through another method."
I hate liars.
Whats going on with Beige BAby and myspace?
Is she just leaving you messages that are creepy or looking at your profiles or like I dont have myspace...... I hear there are too many cat stalkers there!
How would one stalk on myspace though?
ON TOPIC: NUDE = NO THANKS KIDMAN!
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Poor PSL, this Beige Baby freak needs to get her ass back to elementary school.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
What a shame. I was hoping to laugh at those pictures some day. Or at least see them up at celebrityprayerlist.com
Apparently it's her sister who is carrying the baby...Nicole is just wearing KatEbot 3000's fake pregnancy belly. It's nice that they can share.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
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All I can see in my head when I think of Nicole Kidman naked is a giant flaming bush. Like the one in Scary Movie. Only strawberry-blonde ginge.
thank God
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 29, 2008 - 10:37am.
creamy donuts rub them on my boy chest
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Nice try, BeigeBaby.
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SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 10:45am.
BeigeBaby: Why don't you go breastfeed your cats or something, freak?
- FYI BeigeDumbass, your MS page days are numbered, you're being reported there as well.
Several times over at this point.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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BeigeBaby: Why don't you go breastfeed your cats or something, freak?
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You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my whole life, man!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 29, 2008 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 29, 2008 - 11:38am.
Why is she grabbing her crotch?
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She's covering the autopsy scar.
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Ahahahahahaha
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How did she find enough slack in her skin to blink?
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THANK GOD for JESUS!!!!!!
Nobody wants to see that! Seriously, people enough already.
I think she's pregnant. Is Cruise spreading rumors? At least she hasn't been the same size the past three months.
But those pics would be so ground-breaking!
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I want to see Nicole Kidman naked about as much as I want a teenage tranny knocking on my door selling Girl Scouts cookies.
Sorry about the rant folks...its raining where I'm at today.
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 29, 2008 - 11:38am.
Why is she grabbing her crotch?
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She's covering the autopsy scar.
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Why is she grabbing her crotch?
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That's not a baby bump, she swallowed a Mento.
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I'm glad she's not. To do it for private pics is one thing, but for a magazine is just so done already....
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someone must have taken a shitload of Viagra, because that hard-on has not gone away.