Friday, May 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 29th!
Tired of Tucking? Today only, follow the Tranny King Kar to our location at U-Store-It (Unit B4) and get HALF OFF!! - your blood is lovely
Runners-up:
Sick of having to shuttle his three annoying teenagers everywhere, Mr. Smith started devising easy and ingenious ways of encouraging his kids to walk instead. - Madam S
Trannie King is the exclusive dresser of Brooke Hogan. - misstia
Thanks Dave
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HEY! I had a lasik pre-op today and I couldn't see anything until now cuz my eyes were and are dilated. YAY!!
Madame S you are always reliable!!
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Well done winners!!! That was a toughie, sooooo even more congrats!! :o)
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Congrats all!
Madam s, I called yours as winner from the beginning :)________________________________________________
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LMFAO!!! Excellent choices from a sea of hilarious captions. Congrats your blood♥ Madam S♥ and misstia!!! *bowing down*
good car, iwant to own one!
Just take it easy!
I happen to know "myinterracialmatch.com"There you can meet hundreds of thousands of nice singles in your city and find the Beauty of life. The SEXY women and men are a real eye-popper .Dating, butterflies, romance... it all happens here.
Woo hoo winners - they were great!!! Congrats!!
Happy weekend all!!!!
Yaaaa Winners! Happy Friday, all!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Kudos 2 winners. Ya'll are funny:>
woot woot!! congrats winners!!
madam s - HAHAHAHHAAA! love it:)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Congratulations Funny Sluts! So damn many funny ones this time around!! Wtg, YBIL! As always, Madam S♥ Keep it up, Misstia :)
Congrats to the winners!! :D
hazyjane: liked your caption too!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
OT:
a modeling competition for women over 35? oops! just got grape jelly on the keyboard.. morning ery'one!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Poor Sara Larson realized the extent of Clooney's sick humor when he ordered Tranny King cab service for her after giving her da boot!
Tranny King rockin' the perv-van, on the lookout for his Fanny Prince.
Clay Aikens new burger franchise,"whopper with cheese"?
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This topic is discussing very hot at www.JSeniorMatch.com Some 30+ 40+ mature babies like going there for discussing.
Zomay. Perfect.
Having to pick up a second job to pay for child support, Charlie Sheen started his new business with some old buddies.
Tori Spellings's Next husband..
Dale was known as the king of queens.
Unfortunately for Tranny King, Quentin Tarantino chose the Pussy Wagon for "Kill Bill."
The Ambiguously Gay Uno
Madonna plugs the opening costume for her Sticky & Sweet Tour on the side of a van... classy.
John Travolta's new fleet of limos arrive..... Just in time to make Tommy Girl all jealous that he didn't beat him to it!
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Jesus loves you the rest of the planet thinks you're a cunt!
Clay Aiken's new car after the Baby!
"Manual? Automatic? Your transmission could be BOTH! Call Tranny King today, and let us help you figure it out. Conveniently located in West Hollywood."
Tyra's barbie dream van
"Tranny King": For all your drag racing needs!
A Present from Xtina's Hubby
Eddie Murphy is venturing into the Taxi service field...hey after Norbit, he's gotta make money some how. You can catch a ride on Santa Monica Blvd.
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Submitted by hazyjane on May 29, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Screw Mighty Mouse. Tranny King says, "Here I come to save your GAY!"
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Haaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa!
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Looks like Maaco did a number on Eddie Murphy's car.
Screw Mighty Mouse. Tranny King says, "Here I come to save your GAY!"
Bat Boy gets a job to help pay the bills.
Ok, which one of you had the leakage?
Britney's new bodyguard service
Free Home Delivery!
Is that pre- or post-op?
Stroke her in the front. Poke her in the rear.
Advertising for Charlie Sheen's new movie is popping up everywhere!
I thought this ride was bad, until I saw the vehicle of the Tranny Peasant!
Tranny King! Rated highest in customer support in this month's issue of Rod and Lube magazine.
Free lube? Oh yes indeed!
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
Get you back on the road, a fisting, bj and a chicken dinner all for $19.99/month. Ring now 0800 tuckschlong.
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
I thought it was weird too, but this is one of Hillary's Superdelegates.
Jay Leno's new job.
He used to be in the carpet cleaning business but he finally decided to go into a business that better suited his interests.
I brake for asses.
Not rain nor sleet nor smelly peen can stop delivery of the Tranny King.
The Tranny King delivers and he always comes on time.