There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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I heard about this on the news this morning, but I thought I was imagining shit because I had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday and I'm seriously drugged up.
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Submitted by letinstar - the visual of clay jacking off into a dixie cup to make baby batter for this blessed event is running through my head...ewwww....
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I have to admit, I thought of the same thing. YUCK!
what. the. fuck.
There is no way they had sex and created this baby the old fashioned way. Look at this womans age. 50 year olds just do not run out and get pregnant. Besides the article says artificial insemination.
I don't believe Angelina had IVF. She is young enough to still have babies naturally.
PR stunt! Weirdest celebrity procreation story since Michael Jackson's blanket babies.
This is SO a virgin birth, Clay being the virgin of course.
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
First it was St. Angelina and the miracle event of her daughters (see Michael's early post), now this too?
Is this the second coming of Jesus Christ?
For pete's sake!! What the hell is going on here?
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Submitted by someone on May 30, 2008 - 5:43am.
ROFL! Thanks, I already got my huge laugh of the day so early in the morning. That was a joke, right?
I would venture to guess the guys Clay has had sex with would say he wouldn't be having sex with a woman.
The fact that Clay would have a 50 year old woman as his best friend is another dead giveaway.
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Shes not a bad looking woman...And who said he didn't have sex with her, just because she had to go the invitro route, doesn't mean they didn't try the normal route..I heard Angelina had invitro for her twins. and shes only 32.
Some one said they met on a good dating site named www.Jseniormatch.com There also has some 30+ 40+ sexy babies' profiles and photos , they are waiting for you.
I want a statement from his mouth immediately. It sounds like it could be true and I really want it to be. So badly.
*-Jenny-*
I had no idea about the percentages of having a baby with Down's Syndrome ....wow, scary.
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Submitted by Aubrey04 on May 29, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Ignore the crazy Claymates. Dang, they give all his fans a bad name. Clay's not dating her - that wasn't even a rumor before today. I'm a Clay fan (*NOT* Claymate) and I never heard anything about these two dating. What I did hear was that his mother told a group of fans to expect "big news" so, she was probably referring to this.
Hopefully she used donor eggs, to reduce the chance of Down Syndrome.
As for him being gay - it's pretty obvious, but some people just refuse to believe it. I met him a few years ago and my gaydar went off the charts. I really don't care, I just wish he felt comfortable enough to come out, but, like Kevin Spacey, he's not going to any time soon.
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Having a baby after 40 increases your chance of a genius.Like Einstein.
Heads up - I read in the TMZ comments some dumbass (most likely a ClayMate/GayMate) saying that it has been rumored for years that Jaymes Foster and Gayken have been dating..blah blah blah.
So the PR machines are churning or the mini-van driving Claymates are rallying together to make this shit seem legit.
Anyone with an IQ of over 70,.. with vision better than 20/500 (hey, that's what I was before I got Lasik surgery)... and has ears and/or decent hearing aids --- can tell that he is uber gay.
He pings my gaydar so far off the richter scale -- it isn't even computable.
this major fag hag must have gotten off on taking a load of gay sperm from her dearest friend. nothing says friendship like having his gay old sperm do the trick
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 7:56pm.
Thanks to you, Aubrey04, and others. Edifying!
I guess this woman always wanted a kid, Clay wants a kid, and they both figure it's at least partly a good career move. It's gotta be friggin tuff to carry a baby to term at 50--not to mention caring for it the next 18+ years
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She's on crack! My dad was 40 and my mom was 37 when they had me.. I thought that was OLD, people get my mom and dad (when he was alive) mixed up for my grandparents all the time. It's pretty embarrassing when they do it, not really for me because I think ..hot damn! I must look YOUNG (but not really since they were older when they had me)..
Anyway, the woman attached to the vage -- that will be spewing out this kid in a few months -- will be like 68 yrs old at the kids graduation from HS. Maybe Gayken just wanted a kid and decided that an older womb would be his best bet since he might not have to have her around for too much longer, who knows?
and nocgirl --- you're most likely right-- i bet the eggs are donor eggs, she is just using her womb as a toaster oven/incubator for 9 months.
Something stinks and it ain't just Brad's feet!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
the visual of clay jacking off into a dixie cup to make baby batter for this blessed event is running through my head...ewwww....
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 29, 2008 - 10:38pm.
Hi Sock!
Clay-Mation really does still have baby teeth. At least the kid will have something in common with Mom #2.
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Yeah. He's already picking out the maternity clothes he intends to wear while his shriveled egg of a girlfriend picks out what matches with Clay's orange tan as she decorates the nursery.
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Hi Sock!
Clay-Mation really does still have baby teeth. At least the kid will have something in common with Mom #2.
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Must have been tough having to stare up at them baby teeth Clay is sporting. She elected to use the turkey baster after that one time. I don't blame her.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on May 29, 2008 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 29, 2008 - 9:03pm.
3 minutes into a gay porn dvd - he put the junk in the cup. Done!
You mean Gay Gayken is Gay?
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 29, 2008 - 9:03pm.
3 minutes into a gay porn dvd - he put the junk in the cup. Done!
You mean Gay Gayken is Gay?
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Submitted by nocgirl on May 29, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Thanks to you, Aubrey04, and others. Edifying!
I guess this woman always wanted a kid, Clay wants a kid, and they both figure it's at least partly a good career move. It's gotta be friggin tuff to carry a baby to term at 50--not to mention caring for it the next 18+ years.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Gayken's child is at risk for DS only if this lady used her own eggs. Highly unlikely. Eggs likely donated from a much younger woman.
Also, there are genetic tests you can do to screen embryos to see if any have chromosomal abnormalities. I'm sure she is having this done.
Um. . . Meredith Baxter Birney?
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Submitted by r5bales on May 29, 2008 - 5:29pm.
**OK, so I am over 50 and I still, ya know, have my monthly visitor. Can I get pregnant naturally?
Yes, and be prepared for a Down Syndrome child. The chance of having a DS child is substantally increased after 45.
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Yeah, my sister is 36 and preggo, she had a test @ around 3 months where they check the vertebrae of the baby out-- then two different tests amnio tests and luckily, she is all good.
But after 35 - your odds of having a down syndrome child go up drastically and with every 5 years added on, they odds increase.
A 25 year old has a 1 in 1,250 chance of having a Down Syndrome child.
A 30 year old has a 1 in 1,000 chance.
A 35 year old mother has a 1 in 400 chance.
A 40 year old mother has a 1 in 110 chance.
A 45 year old mother has a 1 in 35 chance.
I couldn't even find the odds for a 50 year old..
Great, Gayken's most likely going to have a Down Syndrome child...
3 minutes into a gay porn dvd - he put the junk in the cup. Done!
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***Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 7:18pm.
I think he pays up then leaves.
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I wonder if TexnDoc has critiqued him.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Jesus Christ. The one afternoon I actually WORK and this happens.
My sister's Aunt Flo stopped visiting her at age 50. That's five years away for me. I can't wait for this PMS hell to be over with. Then when it is, I will cry dried-up old lady tears and picture my shriveled up ovaries and the lack of estrogen wrinkling me into an amorphous blob. While men age and get better looking. Gaa! So not fair.
Gaykin is about the last person I would want inseminating me, what with his dweeb genes and all.
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The egg quality in a 50 yr old is VERY poor. Just because you get your cycle does not mean your eggs are good. Your FSH and estrogen levels are likely much too high to get pregnant. Most fertility clinics will not even do IVF over the age of 45 without donor eggs.
The chances these are her bio children are slim to none unless she had her eggs retracted and stores years ago, to be implanted later.
TT99 LOL I was thinking the same thing. Did he jerk off to Playboy or Playgirl?
Submitted by TT99 on May 29, 2008 - 5:16pm.
I think he pays up then leaves.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I wonder what type of porn Gayken used to squirt into the turkey baster? I simply can't picture him having sex with anyone, male or female. Although for some reason I could see him with some really manly looking lesbian. Whoever he has sex with, he probably cries briefly, leaves immediately and destroys the tape.
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oh was Jaymes(what kinda girl name is that? ;) Clays first time(pityF)?
I say change of life habits should be as men do it. Get a wig, buy a new race car, fuck tons of people. NOT get pregnant!
Submitted by r5bales on May 29, 2008 - 4:29pm.
The question was purely academic.
Do you really think Minch, Diva and Sexy Beast would allow an infant in the house? I think not.
Damn attention whores, all three of them.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
**OK, so I am over 50 and I still, ya know, have my monthly visitor. Can I get pregnant naturally?
Yes, and be prepared for a Down Syndrome child. The chance of having a DS child is substantally increased after 45.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
She looks more masculine than he does.
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Beautiful and happy couple. I am so glad you are happy together. I once saw this guy’s personal ad from **LovingRich.com** . You are no long a single already. Are you looking for only pals over there?
sorry for double post. My grandmother had one in her late fifties.
...I can't believe all her eggs haven't floated to the top...
Why would a normal (uh, maybe not) healthy (also maybe not) 50 year old woman ( I think that we can safely assume that to be true) consent to have her first and only child with this never been? Does he have any money? Does he actually sell records?
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Wow.
Yeah, that's all I can say, I'm a tad verklempt!
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OK then
BABY SHOWER AT MY PLACE!!!!!!!!!
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.