There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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It is also saying that her personal physician came from Santa Barbara....I think.
Now we just need someone to translate the translation: LMAO
Rumour people of the day on l' Internet: Angelina Jolie would have been confined Monday in the south of France of her binoculars, Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. Marcheline was the name of the French mother of l' actress, deceased in 2007. Angelina would have been confined by Caesarean under the eyes of its personal doctor, come especially from Santa Monica. Anne-Christine Poujoulat AFP ¦ L' American actress Angelina Jolie, enclosure of twins, at the Cannes festival, on May 15, 2008 Rumour people of the day on l' Internet: Angelina Jolie would have been confined Monday in the south of France of her binoculars, Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. Marcheline was the name of the French mother of l' actress, deceased in 2007. Angelina would have been confined by Caesarean under the eyes of its personal doctor, come especially from Santa Monica. Anne-Christine Poujoulat AFP ¦ L' American actress Angelina Jolie, enclosure of twins, at the Cannes festival, on May 15, 2008
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 29, 2008 - 1:03pm.
Here's what my french translator reads...
Marcheline was the made up name of the supposedly but not really French mother of the actress, deceased in 2007.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:12pm.
Madam S "in a meeting" means going caca times majorly! Get with the lingo ! lol
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The Brangelina babies will have nothing on the Gayken spawn.
Submitted by Stoney on May 29, 2008 - 3:59pm.
OK ya'll, I ALMOST just sent an email to my accountant asking her if "you hot sluts have done payroll yet"
NOTHING is worse then having cocktails with the boss units and saying good bye, a litte tipsy and going, " Well alright then, she you whore at work tomorow."
Ohhhhhhhh yeah. Teased me all day after that.
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I don't understand why anyone would want to have Clay's baby, he not hot, or not even a little bit cute. He's totally fug. Nasty. Yuck.
They are saying this is their names:
Isla Marcheline et Amelie Jane.
The Cword.. OMG, You always dish the best stuff. IF this is truth.. Fucking Yikes..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
It says that rumour has it that Angelina gave birth to 2 girls - Isla Marcheline & Amelie Jane by c-section on Monday.
Here's what my french translator reads...
Rumor people of the day on the Internet: Pretty Angelina would have delivered Monday in the south of the France of its twin, Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. Marcheline was the name of the French mother of the actress, deceased in 2007. Angelina would have delivered by caesarian under the eyes of his personal, come doctor specially of Santa Monica
Submitted by The C word on May 29, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Thanks!
OK! I ripped off some other blogs to find you some stories MK...
apparently Michael Savage (Im gonna just assume you know him...seems like a safe bet) played a Dead Kennedys song as a twisted "tribute" to the ailing Ted Kennedy.. the lead singer of the dead kennedys thinks it was taken out of context and now wants to radio show censored or some shit.. anarchist my ass!!!
also, Johhny Rotten of the sex pistols said he wants to write a song for Brit Brit cause he "relates" to her
it can be a "punk gods punk out" theme
hey, I tried.. Ill e you the sources....
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Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Who reads French? Some French bitches are claiming Angie's skanky ass gave birth. I don't know what it says!
http://www.20minutes.fr/article/233558/People-Rumeur-Angelina-Jolie-aura...
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My french sux, but the gist (I think) is that she gave birth via cesarean to 2 girls, Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Awwww i wanted angie to have some Siamese Puppies!
LIke two Pound Puppies fused together, but in a NICE way.
Like just a flap of skin on their butt or like their hair got all tangled in the womb.
You know, something fun and simple.
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Stoney, LMAO. I've almost slipped before, too. I was sitting with my hub one day, and we saw Gwynneth P. come on t.v. I was like "Ew, there's fishsticks." He was like WTF??
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Dang, she's almost as old as my mom.
FIFTAY! I'M FIFTAY YEARS OLLLLLD!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on May 29, 2008 - 2:56pm.
OMG, is this true?! If so, Aiken is the Michael Jackson of his generation! Bleah.
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Minus the fact that Wacko Jacko had talent. While we're on the subject, http://mediatakeout.com has pictures of his kids.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I knew that slut was due soon.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
OK ya'll, I ALMOST just sent an email to my accountant asking her if "you hot sluts have done payroll yet"
DLIST OVERLOAD!
Too bad I don't smoke during the day.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I tried forgot password and got an email telling me mod had to register/allow me. So...we'll see if I hear back or if I get banned before entering too. lol.
Who reads French? Some French bitches are claiming Angie's skanky ass gave birth. I don't know what it says!
http://www.20minutes.fr/article/233558/People-Rumeur-Angelina-Jolie-aura...
***Submitted by Stoney on May 29, 2008 - 2:54pm.
SkyBitch, you need to catch up on your porn. LOL!!!
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You're right too. I didn't even know about X-Tube until MK posted that vid of Chris Crocker flopping his baby nuts all over the place.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Word to your momma Madam s.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 29, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Why do I have a mental image of a bunch of people bent over, brown eyes out getting shot with a turkey baster full of Clorox?
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LMAO. I think I need to bleach my brain to get rid of that image.
OMG, is this true?! If so, Aiken is the Michael Jackson of his generation! Bleah.
Submitted by hoozer on May 29, 2008 - 3:40pm.
I agree. You have talent Michael K.
DeeDee,
Like MacGyver.
LOL, Viva! Step away from the bong.
I've never noticed there was a forum either. DUH!
SkyBitch, you need to catch up on your porn. LOL!!!
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OK, got it. *phew!*
I need to stop drinking in the afternoons.
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Submitted by NitWitty on May 29, 2008 - 12:47pm.
AW, hope she's taking antibiotics after being shot up with Claymidia.
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lol I had to read that one a few times to get it
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I simply cannot abide any film where the entire plot hinges on the conceit that Julia Roberts is sexually attractive.
hoozer, LMAO. I can't get in there either. I was banned from it. I don't know how that's possible when I never set foot in that place. lol
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That's what I love about you MK, you work with what you got around the house. Funny slut.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 3:50pm.
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Awwwww.You sre so cute.Not knowing what a balloon~knot is and all....Awwww.
Just kidding I L♥ve You,Whore!
Call me sometime!Duh......
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 12:50pm.
A sphincter [stage whisper]
*runs away*
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
MK,
You dirty bastard! They're just so... sparkly white.
And anyways, that's Elvie's business not mine.
Hoozer, did you register there like you did for the comment section here?
hoozer, you need to create a different account for the forum. If you still can't access it you need to email the mod and ask her to activate your account.
That is what I had to do anyway.
MK, I think you are always a funny bitch.
But here's a good one: Christian Dior has pulled all of Sharon Stone's images from their advertising because of the stupid ass remarks she made about the earthquake and karma.
Dumb bitch. THAT'S what she gets for wearing dead animals around her chicken neck. KARMA, bitch. :)
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MK is it wrong that I just got a little tingle at the visual of you and Elvie playing belle's beauty boutique???
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I simply cannot abide any film where the entire plot hinges on the conceit that Julia Roberts is sexually attractive.
***Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Sky--Blow up a balloon, tie a knot and then tell me what it looks like.
Ewwwww.
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I seriously don't think I have anything that looks like that down there! What is it?
*straddles mirror for inspection*
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 2:48pm.
It's a BUTTHOLE!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(think about it)
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Ok, so I've been on this site for over a year. JUST saw there is a forum on it. I can't get to it. Some error message (yeah, even the message told me I'm a dumbass and that's why) but still...how???
*ducks and waits for dumbass insults*
OK, so what is a balloon knot?
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Your AssHole,Bubbies!
You know, I'm not so worried about Gayken, Grandma-mom, or demon spawn baby...the one I'm REALLY worried about is the crazy bitch wearing the " Clay Shakes My Ovaries a Thousand Different Ways"...
That makes me was to give myself a lobotomy with a garden rake.
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Madam S - Stop licking my nuts! But if you must, make sure you get that stop on the bottom. It's leftover from...forget it.
_Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 3:44pm.
Skanks, give me some stories to post and write them for me since I am not funny this week. lol. Blame it on my loose bowels.
YES! I can help with that!
I cant promise i wont get us all in trouble though
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skybitch: asshole
not you, a balloon knot..
okok, stories for mk.... think missy think...
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