There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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MK, I just sent you some hysterical pictures of Ms. Beckham.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
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Sorry, but given the harassment IT has been dishing out on my friend, I don't think IT deserves any kudos.
OK, so what is a balloon knot?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
AW, hope she's taking antibiotics after being shot up with Claymidia.
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 3:45pm.
DeeDee, I put the mixture on my dog's tongue and then well...you know....
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You dirty bastard. And that is why I ♥ you.
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But then again, what do I know?
MK,
You have been hilarious all week. As always. Seriously. We were just teasing.
You're just feeling overly sensitive because of the anal bleaching. Isn't that what Crest White Strips are for?
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Missy: OK, I've gotta ask. What is a balloon knot?
Sky--Blow up a balloon, tie a knot and then tell me what it looks like.
Ewwwww.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
MK, Alexyss K. Tylor would beat yo ass if she heard about that ass cocktail.
You need to spray some Lysol up in there, too.
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:44pm.
*Cues Mission Impossible theme music*
I'm on it, bitch!
*stumbles on way out*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by sabrina on May 29, 2008 - 8:41pm.
thanks DreamyAguileraEyes... i totally love pre op Xtina + al.
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You're welcome:0) Ok i'm dim, what's pre op Xtina?
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
MK, just ask Terrence Howard to do it! He'll baby wipe it before and after. ;)
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
DeeDee, I put the mixture on my dog's tongue and then well...you know....
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:43pm.
I use a mixture of Oxy, Sally Hansen Hair Clean Bleacher and Clorox.
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Are you limber enough to do it yourself, or do you have a special friend helping?
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Well ain't that so sweet?. Gayken and an old timer get together to spawn a down's baby. Is there any more dirt to dig for this news bit? I'm puzzled.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Skanks, give me some stories to post and write them for me since I am not funny this week. lol. Blame it on my loose bowels.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Clue: you have one.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Yep, Sorry.. I laughed a bit too.. And, Uh, That wasn't the first time I laughed..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Why do I have a mental image of a bunch of people bent over, brown eyes out getting shot with a turkey baster full of Clorox?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
I use a mixture of Oxy, Sally Hansen Hair Clean Bleacher and Clorox.
She's due in August?! They sure kept that under wraps didn't they? Poor woman, first she's gonna have her first child at 50 but even worse it's gonna look like Clay. The claymates are on suicide watch.
Missy: OK, I've gotta ask. What is a balloon knot?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Hey MK! When I turn 50 can I have your sperm??? LOL!
Question MK, why don't you ever join us in the forum?
@ ISMU No baby, it's not like that. I don't want the toliet bats to get me.
Ouch, anal bleaching sounds painful.
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lmao missy!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Lighten up. Lovey, I know what's going on, and NO it's not funny. But what it said just then was a TINY bit humorous.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:37pm.
For the damn record, I wasn't taking a dump!!! I was getting my a-hole bleached
- mm hmm.
We're going to need pics. Before and after, I know you have some before's laying around....
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I would suspect it's best to get a professional in for the anal bleaching.
thanks DreamyAguileraEyes... i totally love pre op Xtina + al.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
He said A-Hole.. *snickers*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
You can do whatever you fancy with your ahole. We still worship the ground you and your ahole walk on. Thanks for all these laughs. I too would be a grumpster without my daily dose of dlisted antics.
MK! Bleaching your butt is like getting a "hole" new butthole man.
So i have been told....
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The only thing right about this is that Gayken's baby momma/daddy is named "Jaymes."
Isn't 50 a tad old to be having a baby?????
Hi MK! :)
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
LMAO SquashPosh.. That and the My Buddy song always sticks in my head.. i always sing the My Buddy song to my dog..Just cause I'm a dork, and have no other friends.. LOL
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
DeeDee- I see. I'm not good enough for your toilet times. Hmph.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
MK I tried to bleach my bootyhole with some ambi and it didn't work. Does it sting?
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I simply cannot abide any film where the entire plot hinges on the conceit that Julia Roberts is sexually attractive.
niiiice MK! did you use a home kit or go to the spa??
since youre part asian I bet you dont even have to wax your balloon knot... am I getting too personal?? ;)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
*rips off arm and throws it up in the air*
I don't need that to be a surrogate.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 29, 2008 - 2:14pm.
What, MK can't take a laptop in and be witty on the shitter?
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LMAO! I do that sometimes, but not when I talk to you ISMU. haha
Howdy MK!
Claymates skeer me.
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Lots of moist mom jeans in the house!
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MK,
I♥you.
WHORE!
For the damn record, I wasn't taking a dump!!! I was getting my a-hole bleached
LOLO MISSED MK!
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hey okie -
now it got that 'i'm a big kid now' song in my head!
stoney - that Alli shit is probably what got us into this mess to begin with
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I simply cannot abide any film where the entire plot hinges on the conceit that Julia Roberts is sexually attractive.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 29, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Well my ovaries are still jumping that it's the middle of the day and MK is in this chat with us.
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me too. raise your hand if youd be MK's surrogate
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
SquashPosh.. Girl,, How-ya doing?? Oh snap,, I'm all giddy now.. *peeing in big girl pull-ups*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by madam s. on May 29, 2008 - 12:34pm.
And I am a devotee.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
MK, if you are still here I love you! This website is the only reason I don't go crazy when I'm at work. Thanks! :)
***Submitted by Stoney on May 29, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Actually, I kinda thought that was funny. LOL
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This person stole PSL's avatar, created a similar screename, and mocks her repeatedly. Funny?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Well my ovaries are still jumping that it's the middle of the day and MK is in this chat with us.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"