There's Hope For Claymates Everywhere!
Clay Gayken really does shake ovaries! Ugh. That made me sick. TMZ reports that Gayken is going to be mama je'e. More like a gaya je'e. Sources tell them that Gayken's best friend, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, is knocked up with his spawn! She's the sister of David Foster and is also a music producer herself. She's produced several of Gayken's records and now she's producing his baby.
Jaymes is a divorcee with no kids. She's apparently due in August. She was artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm and he plans to take an active role in the kid's life.
Great. This is going to make those 50-year-old Claymates in mom jeans even crazier. They are going to shake their ovaries at Gayken hoping he will impregnate their old asses.
Below is a picture of the two proud mommies.
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WTF? You almost made me die. For a second I thought he actually slept with her. Whew! Artificial insemination I can take.
Mrs. K.,
He's Hari Snarkshra. Hindu god for the "should be working not sitting on a blog".
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Take your laptop with you! And this!
*throws box of Alli*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
When I see the words "There's no Hope" I think of that Saved By the Bell episode "There's No Hope,With DOPE" *points* IN your face Zach.. I'm all doped up.. tard!! Muahaha!!! And they get all mad cause that dude asks Kelly to smoke a joint. Sad.. what a dork that dang is..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
MK,
That's just your ovaries shaking over the Gayken news.
I remember way back in the day (like early 05) when MK would chat in the comments area...but that was when we had HaloScan and only about 20 readers. Pout!
Submitted by madam s. on May 29, 2008 - 12:28pm.
No one ever said being a diety was a walk in the park or a bowl of cherries.
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Comedy 101 - GET YOUR OWN SHTICK! NO RAINBOW SUSPENDERS!
Stoney,
Well, I've suggested cameras and tracking devices on MK so that we can monitor his actions at all times, but there hasn't been an okay on that yet.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Actually, I kinda thought that was funny. LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Madam S! I wasn't taking a shit! lol. I need to take one now though
OMG I feel like Ive been touched by an angel!!!! A naughty, snarky homo angel!!
love you slut♥♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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Wow, since when does MK comment? Did you have some revelations while in the can??
Submitted by madam s. on May 29, 2008 - 2:28pm.
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Hey! I wasn't speculating about crap taking until he mentioned it! Before that, it was that he was drunk and passed out at the keyboard. Psh.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
He needs to get some fucking WiFi in his bathroom so this shit (pun intended) doesn't ever happen again!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I can't even imagine the pressure for our poor MK, that he can't even take a relaxing two hour crap without 40 people sitting around here whining and speculating about it.
God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
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MK: While you're here, would you mind booting this troll?
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Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 29, 2008 - 2:21pm.
this is no surprise to me, this is clays third child i am the first dreamy eyes was the second so stop calling my dad gay
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
MK, if you can shit out little various colored squares (and I'm pretty sure you can do this) with philosophical quotes folded up inside, I'll help you start the business. lmao.
I'm pretty sure the earth stopped turning when this news of the gayken spawn hit. Or maybe I'm just drunk.
M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Missy - that IS MK. rung your arrow over his user name, he comes up as user #3. It's MK.
Newer posters are in the 19,000
- Hey slut!!!
Actually the new posters are now topping out in the 20,000.....
Will he name the kid Playdohlina?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Like, OMG, I'm user number 61!
*hides head in shame*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Michael K: Reported!!
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
I fixed Missy's comment so she knows it's me
Michael K ...what up,SlutMachine?
♥you!
oh no way! i stand corrected... love you mk!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
missy on May 29, 2008 - 2:24pm.
u guys that commenter is not mk... more like bb
-Doll face, that is MK.
I wonder if they will watch birthing videos in Claymation?
*rim shot* THANK YOU!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
There, I fixed that shit, lol.
And that is totally MK, missy. He always begins a conversation by calling people "whore"!
I love him so.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Missy - that IS MK. rung your arrow over his user name, he comes up as user #3. It's MK.
Newer posters are in the 19,000
Well at least the kid will have his mommy (clay) to raise him because once that kid graduates high school his mother will need a nursing home.
Which one do you suppose will breast feed?
Submitted by parissuckliteraly on May 29, 2008 - 8:21pm.
Satan called, he says he loves and misses you. I'd go back to him if i were you.
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
I wonder if Jaymes had to explain to Gayken how babies are made.
I read thoroughly back through today and yesterday's posts, and they ALL sound like MK, retarded lingo, superfluous anal sex references, unecessary commas before (,) because and all!
LOL
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
I must be the only asshole who finds this story somewhat touching.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 29, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Hey, where'd all the spammers go?
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I guess PSL's troll doesn't count as a spammer, huh?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
u guys that commenter is not mk... more like bb
IT IS ME MISSY!!! EHEHEHEHE!xoxoxoMichael
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What...the...hell...? This is the most random news EVER!
If this is true, OF COURSE she had to be 'artificially inseminated with Gayken's sperm' because no way in hell is he gonna use his pokey for a vajayjay!
Stoney you damn whore! You missed an "MK comma" before because! LOL
Hey, where'd all the spammers go?
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
I think we're all just a little overwhelmed and emotional what with the Gayken offspring news.
Well, if it's the real MK, Hello.
The phrase "Clay shakes my Ovaries" actually made me physically ill. When is this ass coming out of the closet? It's not like it's a big secret.
That lady he knocked up has a Lifetime Original Movie face. I don't really know what that means, but I'm sticking by it.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Submitted by sabrina on May 29, 2008 - 8:18pm.
I just wanted to say i love your avvie!
Hey MK!
~*~When Chrissy met Tiger Woods:
"I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much."~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6EZFBqPBs
wtf is going on???
MK?
Not MK?
What?
Oh gwad, I need booze......
Booze goggles make everything sparkle and shiny, like Clay The Gayalot's compact.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I am so confused.
Maybe it's because I laugh at anything I did not notice posts being any less funny. I need to go re-read some things now..
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Wait, am I to understand that MK missed the Clay shit because he was TAKING a shit?! Ok, this just gets better and better.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
new anti bullying laws will have to be made for this kid.
Madam S I've already seen a doctor. He said there's nothing he can do. Fudge packed for years. I should open a factory.
MK, I hope there were no toilet bats in there while you were having toilet times.
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But then again, what do I know?
Thank God, it was only toilet times. I can rest easy now.
***Submitted by M.E. on May 29, 2008 - 2:15pm.
STFU Texn Doc.
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Bwahahahaha! Word.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
Submitted by Michael K on May 29, 2008 - 2:09pm.
*falls off chair laughing*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA