Why Ruin A Good Thing?
I read this story about Harry Ford and Calista Flockhart getting engaged and it said he was 65. That old ass pepaw is only 65?! I'm not joking. I seriously thought the pepaw was at least 85. At least. Wasn't he like 40 when he did the Star Wars movie?s And Calista is only 43! Damn, these two whores are sucking out each other's youth. Let's hope they never have babies because Calista will give birth to a 30-year-old. You know Harry has some aged sperm.
Anyway, Harry and Calista are reportedly engaged. Sources say he popped the question on April Fool's Day. Never trust a bitch that will ask you to marry him on April Fool's Day. She should have that ring checked out STAT. It's probably made from recycled coke bottles.
The source said the couple of 5-years plan to get married this summer. This will be Harry's third marriage and Calista's first. I hope they dress up his walker with pretty flowers and shit. There's no way he's going to be able to stand at the alter without some help.
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She will just have to learn to swallow, of course. Can't have him hurting her by mounting the poor girl, she will surely crumble to tiny little pieces.
Harrison - an obvious homosexual to all FODs who are not brain-dead - is said to be horse-hung.
Harrison Ford = hottest pepaw ever.
Besides Bowie, of course.
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Harry has plenty of good years left and they obviously are pretty solid. 65 just isn't that old anymore.
Excuse me they didn't meet on a dating site. They
met at the Golden Globes. Hello?
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It's probably not safe to have babies at that age anyway I think. Older women have a higher chance of complications during pregnancy and birth I think.
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Harrison is a hunk in his own right, but he never did it much for me.
They've been engaged for over three years now. This news is older than Harrison himself. But with that being said, I'd still hit it.
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in a weird way they look related. the best he ever looked was as young Indy in Last Crusade..
I would tap Harry in a hot second,he is one hot PePaw!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh come on! Give them a break! They look happy...
let's just watch and CROSS OUR FINGERS!
I am allowed to dream right...
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He really does have Old Man Nose.
He's looking good, but I'm still not into grandpa dick. Maybe once I see him in the new Indiana flick with his whip I'll change my mind.
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Submitted by Daniee on May 29, 2008 - 6:38pm.
C'mon, Calista is so pretty.
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She has Nancy Reagan face.
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They have managed to be together and raise her adopted son somewhat out of the media. Could of been a complete cluster fuck with the paps if they wanted.
C'mon, Calista is so pretty.
Being together 5 years in Hollywood is like 50 years in the real world. They must be happy, so whatever.
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God be with you, dumbass.
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Makes sense since there was a story out just yesterday that quoted Ford as saying he has no interest in getting married yet again because it's hard on the wallet.
Yikes, they had this on celebrityprayerlist.com this morning!
...reception at Furr's Cafeteria...
X17 just reported that the story is, in fact, not true. It's bullshit, folks.
Aren't we overdue for a Wino post? Maybe Doperty has strangled another kitten or something.
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What a strange couple.
Ali Mcbeal was shockingly thin back in the day and everyone talked about her eating issues. But there are so many bobbleheads in Hollywood these days that she looks practically rotund (or at least, normal). We have such screwed up perceptions of what women should look like.
He's still hot as hell, I can see what she sees in HIM, but what the hell does he see in HER? Well, I guess if he needs a toothpick she can come in handy. Ugh. Bag of bones.
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Harrison= luv Calista= agenda, Divorced within a year.
I'm thinking I need more cowbell...
...that last wife was a real Homelietta....Skelly here is a step up if you're into humping bones...
...I thought I read in the AARP magazine in Grandma's shitter that most men of his age preferred a bit more meat with their Ensure, but I could be wrong...
See, I think Calista is cute and I think she looks a lot younger than her age. I remember when Ally McBeal came out and I was shocked she was 32 yrs old at the time.
Regardless, she needs to marry him up before he kicks the bucket and she's left without any money to show for the relationship. It makes sense really.
Everytime I look at him I always wonder why he chose to leave his wife only to settle down with a skeleton. His wife is old and she's a skelton. Which one is better?
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65 or not, I'd still bang that hot ass pepaw.
But couldn't he have found somebody better than Calista Flockhart? She looks like a weird, shriveled bird. He has a thing for busted looking women. His second wife was gross as hell.
He's a HWAT peepaw!!
I felt bad though, he did look old in the new movie. His bod was in great shape, but he was huffing and puffing through the first ten minutes of the film.
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He's gotta' buy the cow. Her mik dried up years ago.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 29, 2008 - 4:39pm.
I checked out their registry and was surprised to see a silver colostomy-bag bucket.
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And a "Hers" matching silver vomit basin.
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You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
It's his GD nose! I swear that honker grows a few centimeters a day. It used to be kinda crooked in a sexy way. Now, EYARK.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 29, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Plus, he's old enough to be her daddy.
Ewwwwwwww.
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Hey, that didn't stop Papa Joe.
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....so this means he's gonna carry her across the threshold in the basket of his Rascal?...
I checked out their registry and was surprised to see a silver colostomy-bag bucket.
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My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut. And I have a dirty habit for Ecstasy.
Plus, he's old enough to be her daddy.
Ewwwwwwww.
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God his face looks like it was made completely of farts.
When you're that old, and probably won't be having kids, whats the point? oh yeah, he has a movie out.
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I hope he's more committed than he was in his prior marriage. My friend's sister is a professional photographer and had several photo shoots w/him. I'll just say pepaw was hot to trot, despite being married at the time.
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Gentlemen... start your boners.
You know that when a Hollywood couple decides to get married, the relationship is almost certainly doomed.
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wow... I thought they were already married...
I'd send a gift, but I feel that Harrison owes me $12 for his shit performance in the new Indy movie.
There's 2 hours I'll never get back....
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SSSLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW DAY??? Who the fuck cares about these two fossils or posh fucking spice...where is la pequena??????
In the opening minutes of the new Indy movie; he looks every bit his age.